An interesting copy with a happy smile.

1. It's not easy to be a man:/kloc-before the age of 0/8,/kloc-after the age of 0/8, ask the object, ask the child after having the object, ask the child after having the child,/kloc-after the age of 0/8. Why do you have to toss each other?

If the whole world doesn't want you, come to me. I know several traffickers.

I fell down in the street and everyone around me laughed at me. I was so angry that I got up and fell down several times, laughing my ass off!

If you like someone, you should express it quickly, because it is very likely that you will like another person tomorrow.

I especially like to have dinner with friends who like chatting. Usually when they are chatting, I am immersed in eating.

6. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it succeeds, the Bodhisattva will protect you, and I'm afraid she won't find you!

7. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

8. My mother saw a few white hairs on my head and touched them lovingly. She said that playing with mobile phones is very brain-consuming. So young, I have long white hair.

9. When I got up in the morning, I told my husband to air the quilt. It's too humid. After a while, I looked at his circle of friends and sent a photo of the quilt to the circle of friends. The note reads: "My wife bought it newly, how trendy it is!"

10. Everyone says I'm single, which is very interesting. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

1 1. You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, the company will still count you as late.

12. When I was working in a clothing factory, I had a good relationship with a sister. Suddenly one day, my sister said that she had resigned, and her resignation letter had been submitted. I told my sister that I would go with you and wherever you went, and then I decisively submitted my resignation. So she may be, but mine is accurate.

13. I don't know if you have thought about it. In fact, fate doesn't want to strangle you, it just wants you to stop eating.

14. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is an animal history!

15. In order not to let my wife suspect that I am having an affair, I changed the names of all female contacts on my mobile phone to male names. She checked my information, and now she not only knows that I'm having an affair, but also believes that I'm gay.

16. Falling in love with an immature man is like adopting a son. You teach him how to love someone, and in the end you will find that you have a wife.

17. I paid my salary a few days ago. I saw a beggar on my way off work and gave him a few pieces. I went to the bank to deposit money after dinner, and I met him again. He saved 5 thousand and I saved 1 thousand.

18. One day, my wife was watching a TV series. I played until a man and a woman were together. I deliberately teased my wife and said: There are no wild flowers at home! Who knew she wouldn't even talk to me? I said, aren't you jealous? Who knows the second-rate wife said: I am also a wild flower in the eyes of other men.

19. reasons for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk.

20. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception.

2 1. Seeing that my mother had just finished cleaning the house and was going to wash the dishes, my father couldn't help but say sadly, "Wife, you go to rest and I'll do the rest." I saw him turn around and roll up his sleeves, and then shouted to me, "Go and wash the dishes quickly, or I'll kill you."

I don't want any position and I don't want any position. I just want to be a rich man simply.

I warn you, don't giggle at me when I am angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

24. Some people use animals to compare the advantages of their girlfriends. I also made up a paragraph for my wife: "unicorn arms, elephant legs; Bear waist, tiger back; Tattooed eyebrows and a floating mouth; Dye your nails and love to stink. " Read it to my wife at night, and I will have leopard-skin panda eyes.