What funny jokes about the national army make people laugh?

It's time to show this classic picture!

In this picture, the expressions of Big Dog, General China, Translator, Foreign Trade Officials, and the soy sauce crowd are all in place and full of joy.

The origin of the nickname big dog

At the time of 1987, Saudi Arabia, the oil kingdom, was the world's leading oil producer and a real "gold producer". At that time, the Iran-Iraq war was in full swing, threatening Saudi Arabia's security. Israel doesn't like Saudi Arabia. In order to protect itself, Saudi Arabia needs to buy weapons as a "killer weapon", so it takes a fancy to strategic missiles. 1987, China, which had just started the reform and opening up, was poor and had only $2 billion in foreign exchange in the national treasury. And 286 cut off most of the military spending for economic development, and the military industry is even more poor and crazy. Finally, China, who was poor and crazy, sold the strategic missile to the "big dog family" who came to see you. It is said that because no one has sold strategic missiles before, China and the "Big Dog Family" dare not talk about the price for many days. Finally, they gritted their teeth and offered 654.38 billion yuan. The "big dog family" did not make a direct deal, but did not talk about currency. Originally said RMB, the big dog family mistakenly thought it was US dollars, and it was paid in cash! 3.5 billion dollars in cash! At that time, China's foreign exchange reserves directly more than doubled.

This story is funny and sad. It was really moss in those days. Look at the ongoing Zhuhai Air Show. Thirty years of development have turned the world upside down.

At that time, the Soviet Union was already busy with its own affairs, and China and the United States acquiesced in this transaction during the honeymoon period, which created the only open strategic weapons transaction in the world. Some people in the comment area say it is cheap to sell, and some people worry that such dangerous fireworks will fall into the hands of local tyrants. What should I do if I am happy? Don't worry, we are a responsible country, and our after-sales service is first-class. Saudi Arabia has always had a battalion of "engineers" stationed in charge of the maintenance and daily management of these large fireworks, and the annual expenses will not be less. Moreover, it is said that only two keys are needed to throw fireworks, one of which is kept by us.

Let's talk about the scene. It doesn't mean that translation is not needed in any formal diplomatic occasion. The two sides negotiate in English: Big family (anxious, these China people are rubbing their feet): How much is it? Chinese (cautious, uncertain): Hmm … Quote … is a hungry … million … big family (overjoyed): OK! All right! 100 million dollars, deal! Well done! China people (puzzled): ...! ! ! hahahaha

It seems that everyone is very interested in this transaction. Then tell us why Saudi Arabia is willing to spend $3.5 billion on Dongfeng -3.

At the Saudi military parade on April 29th, Dongfeng -3 medium-range ballistic missile purchased from China was publicly displayed for the first time in nearly 30 years. Earlier, it was reported that China exported a batch of Dongfeng -3 ballistic missiles to Saudi Arabia in the1980s, dismantled its nuclear warheads and equipped them with conventional warheads with a range of over 2,000 kilometers. Here, we extract some contents from the memoir "Desert Warrior" of Prince Khalid Bin Sultan, the current director of the Saudi Defence Force, and look back on that long-forgotten past.

In the course of this missile trade cooperation, China and Saudi Arabia conducted fruitful communication for many times, which laid the foundation for the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia said: through this military trade, it is meaningless to postpone mutual recognition because we see that our strategic ties are so close. After arranging all the details of the normalization of relations and the establishment of embassies in their respective capitals, Prince Sultan and his younger brother Prince Bandal went to Beijing again to convey to the Chinese side the news that the King officially agreed to the relevant arrangements for the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two sides. 2 1 On July 26th, 1990, the government of People's Republic of China (PRC) and the government of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia decided to establish diplomatic relations at the ambassadorial level from now on. Since the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and Saudi Arabia, the relations between the two countries have maintained friendly and peaceful development, setting an example of harmonious coexistence and friendly cooperation among countries with different social systems, beliefs and cultural traditions.