Humorous jokes about gossip.

Humorous jokes about gossip can be cold jokes or nonsense jokes. For example, a friend said that he collected many valuable treasures. I asked if I could have a look. He unhurriedly turned on the computer and got a treasure.

Lu Xun: Doctor, how was my wife's examination? Doctor: Madam is pregnant with two children, one is yours. Lu Xun: Huh? Doctor: There's another one for you.

A friend said that he collected many valuable treasures. I asked if I could have a look. He unhurriedly turned on the computer and got a treasure.

3. One night, Mr. Bao from Bao Zheng and the guards from Zhan Zhao were walking in the garden after dinner. At this time, Zhan Zhao suddenly asked Bao Zheng: "My Lord, I have always been curious about one thing, that is, how did the crescent moon come from your head?" Bao Zheng replied: "First, I accidentally cut this crescent scar when I was a child. Second, you are looking at the real moon now, and I am behind you! ! "

4. Tang Priest and his disciples went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Friar Sand is a cautious man. One day, when he saw a hole in the monkey's trousers, he found a needle to mend it. The next day it was broken, and Friar Sand made it up, and the next day it was broken, and Friar Sand made it up, and the fourth day it was broken. Just as Friar Sand was about to make it up, the monkey flew up and said, You made it up. Where shall I put my tail?

5. Patient: "Doctor, my leg is a little uncomfortable." The doctor touched the patient's leg: "You must have caught a cold." Patient: "Yes, there has been no hot air for three years." Doctor: "Three years?" Patient: "Yes, I don't believe it. There is also delivery time on it. " With that, he took off his prosthetic leg.

6. There are three wolves who are particularly bored. The first wolf turned into a cockroach after listening to Jason's song. The second wolf ate the lollipop and turned into a mantis, until the third wolf came to the public toilet and turned into dung beetles.

7. Little dung beetles pushed the dung ball to the door of Little Fly's house and knocked on the door. The little fly asked, "Who is it?" Little dung beetles wiped his sweaty head and replied, "Takeaway!"

8. When I went to the interview, my boss asked me, "You study economics, so have you read The Wealth of Nations?" "I saw it when I was thirty." Boss: "But your resume says that you are only 25 years old." "Well, I'm going to see it in five years. ! "

9. "Master, I dreamed that I was lovelorn, so sad." "Don't worry, dreams and reality are opposites, and you can't find a girlfriend."

10, the young man asked the wise man: "My colleague bought a car and my classmate bought a house. Even my hair is worth millions now, but I still have no money. What should I do? " The wise man took out an egg from the kitchen and handed it to him without saying a word. The young man looked at the egg in his hand: "You mean ... you take money lightly?" The wise man pointed to the egg: "I mean you have eggs."