Humorous jokes in mathematics

1, multiplicative distribution law

The teacher found a student's name in the exercise book: Mu (1 2 3).

The teacher asked, "Whose exercise book is this?"

A student stood up and said, "It's mine!"

Teacher: "What's your name?"

Student: "Mulinsen!"

Teacher: "Then how did you write your name like this?"

Student: "I used multiplication and division!" " "

2. Numbers don't lie.

? Numbers don't lie. The teacher said: if it takes twelve days for one person to build a house, then twelve people only need one day. One hour is enough for 288 people. ? A student went on to say:? It takes only one minute for 17,280 people and one second for 1,036,800 people. In addition, if it takes six days for one ship to cross the Atlantic, it takes six ships a day. Four cups of 25-degree water add up to boiling water! Numbers don't lie! ?

3. Composition score

In Chinese composition class, the teacher assigned a 500-word composition.

As soon as the bell rang, a student found that he had only written 250 words, and he had a brainwave and wrote it in the last line of the article? The above content? .

A few days later, the composition book was issued and appeared in the position of grades. 80?

Step 4 solve the problem

In math class. The teacher said: There is a temple at the highest point of the mountain. There are five platforms on the way to the temple. There are 20 steps between platforms. How many steps do children need to climb to get to the temple?

? Get on all the boats! ? Little Carol answered quickly.

5, rounding

Zaizai came back from school in high spirits and asked his mother, where is dad?

Mother saw Zaizai's excitement and asked strangely, Is Dad at home? What do you want from him? I asked him for 50 cents. ?

? Why? Mom asked.

? Before the math exam, my father said to me? If I get a score of 100, give me 1 yuan, and 80 will be divided into 8 cents. ? Today, I got 45 points in math. ? Zaizai replied.

Mom asked in surprise: What! You only got 45 points in math?

Zaizai proudly said:? Yes, it has to be rounded off mathematically, so dad has to pay 50 cents. ?

7. Xiaoming was the second last in the exam, and he didn't dare to tell his mother truthfully when he went home.

So ask first: Mom, what will happen to you if I come last in the exam? ?

Mom:? I must make you angry! ?

Xiaoming:? Great, mom! I saved your life again. ?

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