Horse joke

1. I told my dad that I wanted to have double eyelids, but I was afraid I would regret it. Dad has a good idea: why don't we make one first?

2. Once upon a time, there was a toothpick walking on the road. Suddenly, it met a hedgehog, so it stopped and waved and said, ". . . Bus. . . "

3. My Chinese name is Guo Er, my English name is pass, my Japanese name is Buguako, my Korean name is Smecta, my Indian name is Guo San, and my Russian name is Bikua Trovsky.

Within two years, a young man wrote more than 700 love letters to the girl he liked. As a result, the girl finally announced that she was going to get married, and the groom was the postman who delivered letters to her every day.

A boy went to the school bathhouse to take a bath and saw several girls in the class at the door. He wanted to say hello, but he didn't know what to say, so he went up and said, "Is there a lot of people in the bathhouse?"

6. If you want to be a great person in Sri Lanka, you should first steal its QQ, seal its Weibo, take its computer and take its mobile phone, which will make it anxious and boring, so you can only concentrate on your studies so that it won't fail!

7.

(1), mini-novel "The horse talks with pain": Male horse: Does it hurt? Mar: It hurts.

This is my new girlfriend. B: So good?

What's your hobby? B: Roll your eyes. . . Thought for a long time and said. . . Does liking girls count?

(4) A: Is my face oily? B: Reflecting light, I can't see clearly.

8. Pajamas are clothes worn when sleeping, and coats are clothes worn outside suits. If you are willing to sleep in a coat, then we will understand that you go shopping in pajamas.

Confusion of young people after 9.00: I have a crush on a girl, but she is a QQ yellow diamond, and it is level 7. I don't think I deserve her, brothers and sisters. Should I give up?

10. It's getting colder and colder. The puppy is married, the sow is engaged, and the old sow is going to give birth again. I don't know what your situation is now.