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Funny words to coax a boyfriend.

Boyfriend is unhappy or stressed. As a girlfriend, you should learn to make him happy. Let's take a look at the humorous sentences prepared by Bian Xiao to make your boyfriend happy!

1, Yuan is studying in other places. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance and was busy telegraphing home for help. There were only four words on the telegram: A Yuan received a phone call from home a few days after he ran out of ammunition and food: Hold on!

2. Two frogs fell in love. They got married and gave birth to a clam. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? Mother frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

Don't ask me how much I love you, I really can't say it. All I know is that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

4. You should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart! I know I am destined to have endless melancholy with you, but I don't know how to take back my heart. I can't tell a story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited intoxication.

A pair of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountains and said that you would let you go if you ate each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly, you don't love me, otherwise you won't pull so much!

6. If you miss me one day, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky. That's the way I look for you. If a meteor glides by, it's my tears.

7. In the vast sea of people, meeting you is my luck, and falling in love with you is God's arrangement. If I can marry you and spend my life with you, it will be my happiness!

8. The wolf came to the pigsty, and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

9. I feel that my IQ is quite high, I feel that I am very humorous, and I feel that I am very attractive. Test results: quite shameless!

10, imperial edict: Fengtian brings goods, and the emperor summons: because you don't love me, you will be fined for three days, and you are not allowed to shit, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you shit. The paper is only three feet until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

1 1, I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Like starlight, it is your smiling eyes. It adorns my heart curtain and shines every night.

12, in the face of many difficulties, your comforting words made me go forward bravely. It's all just because I like you.

13, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

14. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

15, the road is one step at a time. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you more!

16, you bowed your head and listened to my vibrating heart sound with a smile, and suddenly told me the dream of being dragged away by rhinoceros. It was really a smile through tears at that time!

17, because of you, I believe in fate; Because of you, I believe in fate; Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, which brings us together in some way. I really want to say what I did in my last life!

18, the panda loves the deer deeply, but it is rejected when expressing love. Panda roared: Why is this? The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.

19, you are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you, pig!

20. At the moment I left, your helpless crying and heartbreaking pain behind me suddenly made me understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!