The funniest joke in the world

1. Why does the computer never catch a cold? Because it has windows!

2. I used to be a schoolmaster, just curious about the world of dregs, go in and have a look, and then get lost.

I have a very superstitious friend. Every time he backed up, he said, "I hit the white lady." As a result, he really hit a snake when backing up today.

My girlfriend is addicted to yoga recently and practices at home every night. Her yoga moves are strange, but I must admit that her handstand really looks like a refrigerator.

One day I went to the barber shop and the clerk asked me, "What hairstyle do you want?" I replied, "Give me a haircut that will make beautiful women feel excited when they see me." After listening to it, the clerk silently put on a mask for me.

6. Why do starfish never feel lonely? Because they always hug on the beach!

I used to be a thin man until I got my own credit card.

8. Why don't programmers like going out? Because they are always worried that sunny days will hurt their eyes.

9. I used to be a schoolmaster, but later I found that the world of slag was more interesting, and I never went back.

10 I once asked a girl, "Why do you like watching comedies so much?" She replied, "Because I want to forget the troubles in my life in my laughter." I smiled and said, "Then you must love to laugh." She replied, "No, I'm hiding the low-level facts of my joke."