A funny sketch or play by three people at a college party with high scores

b, please help me with a paragraph this time.

A is right! Let's have a talk with the three of us.

c no! I'll sing a passage this time.

what are you singing? It's all cliches. Why sing?

c, I'll sing something fresh this time.

a is done! Don't sing the new tune, just care about your voice, you know people's ears can't stand it! What are you going to do to piss everyone off?

when c sang with me, he made people angry? Ok! I'm not singing! I'm leaving! Let you do it!

a, it doesn't matter if you go, both of us say!

c, stop talking, and you have to come with me!

I'm not leaving!

c, you're not leaving? Ok! Take off your jacket for me. (stripped off his jacket)

Hey, Jia ... What's the matter with you?

b, hey ... two! Guys! Take your time. What's going on? (separate them)

C wants a jacket!

b what do you want with his jacket?

c? This jacket is mine.

b (q a) is this jacket his?

a yes!

b then give it to others.

a what are you doing! An accomplice!

b what is an accomplice? Wear other people's clothes, why not give them to others?

a I can't give it to him.

b why?

a I'm afraid he'll sell it!

ethidium! Don't worry if he throws it away!

a, you can't say that! I'll give it to him. What shall I wear?

b what is this called? I ask you if this jacket is his, it's his. Give it to him!

a! Not bad! It's his. I didn't borrow it from him.

who did b borrow it from?

a borrowed it from his mother?

b that's his stuff, too!

Although A belongs to him, we don't wear it for nothing!

c oh! Have you ever taken interest money?

although a doesn't take interest, it's better than taking interest. (To B) One day, I went out to do something and wanted to borrow his jacket to wear. I went to him, and I said, "Is Big Brother at home?" His mother hit inside and came out: "Oh! Second child! Your eldest brother is not at home, what's the matter? " I said, "Aunt, I want to borrow my eldest brother's jacket to wear." "oh! I'll take it for you. " When I took out my jacket, my mother said to me, "Second child, you have to take care of your eldest brother. He always talks in clouds and fog, and he likes to talk big, so he will be stopped as soon as he comes." Out of breath, come home and look for us. If you are around when he is stopped, you can try to explain it to others and try to make it perfect. " Why is this jacket worn for nothing? This is better than giving him interest!

b oh! Here's the thing. (to C) People don't wear your mandarin jacket for nothing, and they help you!

help from c? I just rapped, and he said I was going to make people angry.

tell a joke, why do you take it to heart? Do this! You can sing if you want.

what is C singing? Tell him to make me dizzy. Go ahead!

eh! Say but say, don't be foggy!

c, what is this? With my knowledge, how can I cover up the clouds and mountains? He just said that I told people to stop, but that was not to stop, because I was too knowledgeable. When I spoke, those people didn't understand, and they deliberately tried to argue with me. As soon as I saw that those people didn't understand, I just ignored them in anger, which was like asking people to stop, but it wasn't. Besides, with my knowledge, can I be stopped? We don't know what you said. Take yesterday, for example. I said it was windy, and it turned windy in the middle of the night.

b is a bit windy.

is c a little windy? The wind is so strong that it has been blowing all night. Hey! I have an eye well at home, do you know?

Isn't B near the south wall?

c: yes! You will know how strong the wind is, and in one night, the well was blown out of the wall.

b what?

c scraped the well out of the wall! I was sleeping at night when I was awakened by the strong wind. I listened to the light and splashed a window with water. When I looked at it at dawn, there was no well in the courtyard. When I opened the door, I saw that the well was outside the wall!

b has never heard of it.

c, can I lie about this? If you don't believe me, ask him. (Nail)

B (asking A) wants to ask you something. You said the wind is going to blow too hard. Can you blow the well outside the wall?

is it appropriate? Will the well blow out of the wall?

c (stripped jacket), take off your jacket!

hey! Don't you want it?

c, don't? The well in my house has been blown outside the wall. Why don't you say you don't know? To strip off a jacket)

A Oh (to B) That well in his house?

b yes?

a is good, but it was scraped out.

b is scraped out? Let me ask you something. How did you scrape it out?

listen, isn't that the well in his house? Well, do you understand? Is that there is water in it!

b nonsense! How can there be no water in the well? I asked you how to scrape it out.

how did nail scrape out? Listen! He's not ... He's ... Ah! His well! The water is shallow, I can't hold it, I scraped it out!

b is outrageous! Is that a dry well that can't be scraped out?

a, you said you couldn't scrape it out, but you scraped it out!

how did b scrape it out?

a, listen! Didn't you ask him how the well scraped outside the wall? Because his wall is too short!

how short can b be?

the wall of Jia's house is not a brick wall.

can't you scrape off the second earth wall?

A is a fence. Do you understand the fence?

I don't understand fence B!

do you understand? Ah! If you understand, it's over!

B is finished. Let me ask you, how did this well blow out of the wall?

a still doesn't get it?

b what did you say?

a didn't you ask about this well? Oh! That's the way it is, because his fence is too old, it's weathered and the bottom is bad, and it's only two feet away from this well. There was a sudden gust of wind that day, and the bottom of the fence broke, bulging the wall together. He got up early and looked so sleepy: "Hey! How did you blow my well out of the wall? " It was blown out like this.

b oh! What happened?

ah! Do you get it? (nods to call C) Come here! How are you talking?

c, don't I like to copy my words?

a, are you close? I've gone a long way! Look at this sweaty head.

C (referring to B) is also stubborn.

A didn't say that either! How about this jacket?

c, you wear it for half a month.

b (to himself) ho! This jacket is really good. I have to make two more jackets tomorrow.

a (to c), you should pay attention to what you say.

c I know! (to B) This is not a lie, is it? The wall came in, but the well went out.

no one talks like you.

C spent dozens of dollars repairing this wall! This incident has just finished, followed by another incident!

b what is it?

c I bought a mule with a green chrysanthemum last month. Have you probably heard about it? More than 4 yuan! Don't you think it's bad luck? I fell into a tea bowl that day and burned myself to death!

b is a cloud mountain fog cover! Will such a big mule fall into a tea bowl and burn to death? How big is the mule and the tea bowl?

c big tea bowl!

Is there a tea bowl as big as a house in the second big tea bowl? There is no such thing.

c, can I lie about this? Someone knows!

who's b?

fuck him! (Nail)

B (Ask A) Hey! Let me ask you something. A mule with a green chrysanthemum fell into a tea bowl and burned to death. Do you think this is the case?

a, where are you still awake? The mule will fall into the tea bowl ...

Take off C's jacket!

hey! ..... What's the matter? Didn't you say to wear another half moon?

It doesn't matter if it's half a month or half a year. My mule fell into a tea bowl and was burnt to death. Why don't you pretend to know?

a oh! His mule fell into the tea bowl and was scalded to death. Not bad! There is such a thing.

this jacket of b is really full of energy! There is such a thing! Ok! Let me ask you something. How did this mule fall into a tea bowl and burn to death?

a I know, I saw it!

how did b burn to death?

A is the way it is. Didn't you ask him how the mule fell into a tea bowl and burned to death? Tell you what! Because his mule was annoying, he didn't pay attention, so he fell into the tea bowl and burned to death!

b is outrageous! How big is that tea bowl? How old is that mule? Can it burn to death?

a ho! You're so confused. It's not a net burn. It's flooded and scalded, so it died.

b is even more outrageous! That tea bowl can't even get a hoof down?

isn't that clever?

b never heard of it! The more you say it, the more outrageous it is!

a, if you think this is outrageous, there's nothing you can do! In a word, this mule deserves it!

b what do you mean by fate? Didn't you see his mule fall into the tea bowl and burn to death? Let me ask you, how can you burn a mule in a tea bowl?

a ho! What a mule! You heard wrong, he said snails, so don't drown if you fall into a tea bowl?

b (asking c) oh! You mean snails?

c is not! It's the mule you rode!

The mule that A rode fell into the tea bowl and burned to death?

c!

the mule that A rode (to himself)? Oh! I remember, what a tea bowl? Probably there is a place called a tea bowl in Tangshan.

c is not right! It's the tea bowl for drinking water.

a-ho! Damn it! Does the tea bowl that drinks water burn the mule to death?

how did b burn to death?

a he is. oh, I remember! That's right That's right!

b what's right? How did it burn to death?

a, do you know a fourth master feng?

which fourth master feng is C?

fengjia in jiacaoduo hutong.

c, I asked you how you burned the mule to death. Why did you tell me about Master Feng?

a, don't be busy! His mule has something to do with Grandpa Feng. On that day, Grandpa Feng held his birthday, and he went and rode his newly bought mule. Grandpa Feng said, "Oh! You're here. Did you pay for the car? " He said, "I came on a mule." Grandpa Feng said, "Oh! You're here. Did you pay for the car? " He said: "The foot is quite fast." Master Feng said, "Let me see!" Come out and have a look: "Ta! This mule is good! " Grandpa Feng is such a good brick, and he is also quite outfield: "Yes, Grandpa Four! Do you know why I am here? Just to send you a mule, this is for you. " Grandpa Feng said, "That's impossible! A gentleman doesn't take away the beauty of others, I don't want it. " He swore at that time, and Grandpa Feng said, "Good! ... then let's do it. Take whatever is in my study. If you don't take it, I don't want it. " He is also quite straightforward: "Good! I'll take one. " When I went to the study, there was a gourd on the table. It was really a "Shahe Liu", with gold silk, and the big gourd inside was green. "I'll take this!" Grandpa four said, "Take it with you." He put it up. On the way home after dinner, he was thirsty. When he saw a teahouse, he made a pot of tea in it, and he poured a bowl. Everyone in the teahouse, including birds and Guo Guo Er, had a man holding a Guo Guo Er: "Look at me, second brother." Look at it. " He looked at it and was angry! Heart said: "What are you doing? Look at me. " Take out the gourd, put a dozen lids on it, and bring out the gall in it. This slug has been stuffy in it for a long time. When it comes to light, it jumps out and is jumping into the tea bowl. Hot tea just poured, isn't it too hot? It just fell into the tea bowl and burned to death!

b, he said the scalded mule!

a-ho! You're a fool. He traded a mule for a slug. Isn't scalding a slug just like scalding a mule?

c! Here's the thing, do you understand?

a (asking c) what did you say? What am I supposed to say?

line c! You are really good!

how about this jacket?

c will wear it for another month!

a, pay attention to what you say, and don't be foggy.

Hello, C ... (to A) You see, I've never lied! This mule is more than 4 yuan, and it's very hot when I just bought it! Don't you think it's bad luck? Fortunately, I don't care about this either. Let's take money instead of money!

b is your life!

c is in charge? You didn't walk with me. You don't know. I spent more than 1 yuan on a treat the other day.

b who are you inviting?

grandpa three, grandpa four, grandpa five, grandpa six.

I don't know any of these people.

of course you don't know C. you can't get along with these people. These people and I are enemies. We often eat and drink together. Just a few days ago, we had this meal, and I paid more than 1 yuan.

where did b eat?

outside the front door of c, "all in one place".

b is the small restaurant in the east of the mouth of fresh fish?

c!

does b eat more than one hundred?

It's nothing for C to spend 18 yuan. He was so angry that day.

b why?

c-ho! Forget it! We ate upstairs that day, right next to the window. Let's sit down and have a look. Where is the upstairs window closed? I asked the waiter to open the window, but the waiter didn't hit it and said, "I'm afraid of flies!" " After that, he went out to get the dish. In a fit of pique, I opened the window, and everyone sat down to think about food. Just thinking about it, just at this time, I listened to the bottom of the building and fluttered! Frowning! A roast duck flew in along the window. Bang! It was falling on the table, and I quickly held it down. When I saw it, it was good, no head! Everyone said, "Wow! This is a flying phoenix, eat it! " Once eaten, it's quite hot.

eh ... you can eat it later. The roast duck can fly. It's the first time I've heard of it. Is that more like it?

why is c outrageous? Ask him if you don't believe me. (Nail)

B Does he know? (Nail)

C Of course!

b (asking a) hey! Let me ask you something. Some people were eating upstairs and flew in a roast duck through the upstairs window. What do you think happened?

a, where did all this happen to you? Roast duck? Can't live ducks fly?

Take off C (jacket with stripped armor)! Take it off!

eh ... what's going on! Didn't you say to wear it for another month?

it doesn't matter if C has another year. That day, we had dinner with Mr. Feng and flew a roast duck along the upstairs window, remember?

a oh! You said we had dinner that day