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Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong’s remarks
Zhu Bajie's postscript
1. Zhu Bajie's embroidery - thick and thin
2. Zhu Bajie beats grasshoppers - clumsy
3 , Zhu Bajie gets married - one happiness comes with sorrow; the joy of happiness, the sorrow of sorrow
4. Zhu Bajie picks up the guy - beats him up with a rake
5. Zhu Bajie sings opera - talks big words
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6. Zhu Bajie flirts with the White Bone Demon - a trap from above
7. Zhu Bajie eats big meat - forgets his roots
8. Zhu Bajie carries rotten cotton wool - no one wants anyone, The goods are not available
9. Zhu Bajie is looking for a bride - looking for embarrassment
10. Zhu Bajie is on a blind date - afraid of showing his face
11. Zhu Bajie sells jelly ——There are many ways to be ugly
12. Zhu Bajie doesn’t worship Buddha — his Zen mind is unstable
13. Zhu Bajie carries a charcoal basket — there are no people and no goods
14. Zhu Bajie eats soap - inner beauty; inner rust
15. Zhu Bajie wears earrings - thinks he is beautiful
16. Zhu Bajie eats poop - he is hungry
17. Zhu Bajie’s martial arts skills - knock him down with a rake
18. The White Bone Demon accompanies Zhu Bajie - one wants to eat meat, the other wants to take advantage of the glory
19. Zhu Bajie laughs at the monkey ——I don’t know how to be ugly
20. Zhu Bajie waved his hand——Don’t serve the monkey; don’t serve him
21. Zhu Bajie went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures——Half-hearted
22. Zhu Bajie Throwing the mirror - afraid of being ugly
23. Zhu Bajie's thirty-six changes - not having a good face
24. Zhu Bajie waving his hands - not serving the monkey; Don't wait for the monkey
25. Zhu Bajie plays tricks - beat him with a rake
26. Zhu Bajie is defeated - beat him with a rake
27. Sun Wukong beats Zhu Bajie - Beat it up
28. Zhu Bajie sings - pretending to be an artist
29. Zhu Bajie holds a banquet - pretending to be rich and old
30. Zhu Bajie wears powder - can't cover it up Ugly; thinks you are beautiful
31. Asking for a bride brings you Zhu Bajie - asking for embarrassment; asking for embarrassment
32. Zhu Bajie wears a tattered bag on his back - there is no one and no goods
p>33. Zhu Bajie carries a rotten cotton bag on his back - people are not like people, goods are not like goods
34. Zhu Bajie eats excrement - he is very hungry; he is very hungry
< p> 35. Zhu Bajie dreams of marrying a wife - he only thinks about good things; he wants nothing but good things36. Sun Wukong takes (captures) Zhu Bajie - there are more capable people than capable people
37 , Zhu Bajie goes to the park - not qualified
38. Skeleton Demon and Zhu Bajie flirt with each other - one wants to eat meat, the other wants to take advantage of it
39. Zhu Bajie drinks knife-sharpening water - Neixiu (Rust); beautiful (Rust) energy is inside
40. Zhu Bajie wears flowers - self-appreciation; does not know one’s own ugliness
Sun Wukong’s postscript
1. Sun Wukong Transformed into a small temple—it was seen through at a glance
2. Sun Wukong’s somersault—A Thousand Eight Thousand Miles
3. Sun Wukong looked in the mirror—monkey spirit in a monkey
4. Sun Wukong’s golden cudgel - vast magical power; capable of great things and small things
5. Sun Wukong’s mother - full of monkeys
6. Sun Wukong’s methods - -Seventy-two Transformations
7. The six-eared monkey acts as Sun Wukong - confusing the real with the fake
8. Sun Wukong squats in Laojun's furnace - trained
9. White-bone Demon Encountering Sun Wukong - his true colors are revealed
10. Sun Wukong pops out of Laojun's furnace - smoke is produced from seven orifices
11. Sun Wukong borrows a banana fan - one thing drops one thing
12. Sun Wukong turned somersault - a thousand miles apart
13. Sun Wukong turned into an earth temple - it was difficult to hide his tail; his tail was exposed
14. Sun Wukong turned into a mountain god Temple - tail exposed
15. Sun Wukong's ability - ever-changing
16. Sun Wukong crosses the Flame Mountain - not afraid of great difficulties
17 , Sun Wukong’s somersault—can’t escape from Buddha’s palm
18. Sun Wukong arrives at Nantianmen—
Panicked
19. Sun Wukong pulled out the monkey's hair - changeable; change in a blink of an eye; fickle
20. Sun Wukong paid homage to Tang Monk - corrected evil and returned to the right path
21 , God Erlang fights Sun Wukong - adapt to change; you change and I change too
22. Sun Wukong transforms into a temple - can't hide his tail
23. Sun Wukong is locked in the Bagua furnace - refining Becomes blazing eyes
24. Sun Wukong enters the henhouse - the monkey steals the egg; the monkey makes trouble
25. Sun Wukong farts - the monkey's energy in the monkey
26. Sun Wukong swings on the swing - the monkey
27. Sun Wukong fights the white-bone demon three times - subdues monsters and captures monsters
28. Tucks in a Sun Wukong - brings out a monkey
29. Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace - panicked the gods; panicked the gods; turned everything upside down
30. Sun Wukong's seventy-two transformations - many tricks
31. Sun Wukong's The body - change at will
32. Sun Wukong's tail - cannot change
33. Sun Wukong's face - seventy-two changes
34. Sun Wukong rides somersault clouds - a thousand miles
35. Sun Wukong eats flat peaches - nonchalantly
36. Sun Wukong does tricks - creates something out of nothing
37. Sun Wukong Eating straw grass - enough for monkeys to suffer; enough for monkeys to lose weight
38. Sun Wukong divides ginseng fruits - fair and reasonable
39. Sun Wukong lives in Shuilian Cave - dominates the king
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40. Sun Wukong wears a tight spell - asking for trouble
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