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Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong’s remarks

Zhu Bajie's postscript

1. Zhu Bajie's embroidery - thick and thin

2. Zhu Bajie beats grasshoppers - clumsy

3 , Zhu Bajie gets married - one happiness comes with sorrow; the joy of happiness, the sorrow of sorrow

4. Zhu Bajie picks up the guy - beats him up with a rake

5. Zhu Bajie sings opera - talks big words

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6. Zhu Bajie flirts with the White Bone Demon - a trap from above

7. Zhu Bajie eats big meat - forgets his roots

8. Zhu Bajie carries rotten cotton wool - no one wants anyone, The goods are not available

9. Zhu Bajie is looking for a bride - looking for embarrassment

10. Zhu Bajie is on a blind date - afraid of showing his face

11. Zhu Bajie sells jelly ——There are many ways to be ugly

12. Zhu Bajie doesn’t worship Buddha — his Zen mind is unstable

13. Zhu Bajie carries a charcoal basket — there are no people and no goods

14. Zhu Bajie eats soap - inner beauty; inner rust

15. Zhu Bajie wears earrings - thinks he is beautiful

16. Zhu Bajie eats poop - he is hungry

17. Zhu Bajie’s martial arts skills - knock him down with a rake

18. The White Bone Demon accompanies Zhu Bajie - one wants to eat meat, the other wants to take advantage of the glory

19. Zhu Bajie laughs at the monkey ——I don’t know how to be ugly

20. Zhu Bajie waved his hand——Don’t serve the monkey; don’t serve him

21. Zhu Bajie went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures——Half-hearted

22. Zhu Bajie Throwing the mirror - afraid of being ugly

23. Zhu Bajie's thirty-six changes - not having a good face

24. Zhu Bajie waving his hands - not serving the monkey; Don't wait for the monkey

25. Zhu Bajie plays tricks - beat him with a rake

26. Zhu Bajie is defeated - beat him with a rake

27. Sun Wukong beats Zhu Bajie - Beat it up

28. Zhu Bajie sings - pretending to be an artist

29. Zhu Bajie holds a banquet - pretending to be rich and old

30. Zhu Bajie wears powder - can't cover it up Ugly; thinks you are beautiful

31. Asking for a bride brings you Zhu Bajie - asking for embarrassment; asking for embarrassment

32. Zhu Bajie wears a tattered bag on his back - there is no one and no goods

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33. Zhu Bajie carries a rotten cotton bag on his back - people are not like people, goods are not like goods

34. Zhu Bajie eats excrement - he is very hungry; he is very hungry

< p> 35. Zhu Bajie dreams of marrying a wife - he only thinks about good things; he wants nothing but good things

36. Sun Wukong takes (captures) Zhu Bajie - there are more capable people than capable people

37 , Zhu Bajie goes to the park - not qualified

38. Skeleton Demon and Zhu Bajie flirt with each other - one wants to eat meat, the other wants to take advantage of it

39. Zhu Bajie drinks knife-sharpening water - Neixiu (Rust); beautiful (Rust) energy is inside

40. Zhu Bajie wears flowers - self-appreciation; does not know one’s own ugliness

Sun Wukong’s postscript

1. Sun Wukong Transformed into a small temple—it was seen through at a glance

2. Sun Wukong’s somersault—A Thousand Eight Thousand Miles

3. Sun Wukong looked in the mirror—monkey spirit in a monkey

4. Sun Wukong’s golden cudgel - vast magical power; capable of great things and small things

5. Sun Wukong’s mother - full of monkeys

6. Sun Wukong’s methods - -Seventy-two Transformations

7. The six-eared monkey acts as Sun Wukong - confusing the real with the fake

8. Sun Wukong squats in Laojun's furnace - trained

9. White-bone Demon Encountering Sun Wukong - his true colors are revealed

10. Sun Wukong pops out of Laojun's furnace - smoke is produced from seven orifices

11. Sun Wukong borrows a banana fan - one thing drops one thing

12. Sun Wukong turned somersault - a thousand miles apart

13. Sun Wukong turned into an earth temple - it was difficult to hide his tail; his tail was exposed

14. Sun Wukong turned into a mountain god Temple - tail exposed

15. Sun Wukong's ability - ever-changing

16. Sun Wukong crosses the Flame Mountain - not afraid of great difficulties

17 , Sun Wukong’s somersault—can’t escape from Buddha’s palm

18. Sun Wukong arrives at Nantianmen—

Panicked

19. Sun Wukong pulled out the monkey's hair - changeable; change in a blink of an eye; fickle

20. Sun Wukong paid homage to Tang Monk - corrected evil and returned to the right path

21 , God Erlang fights Sun Wukong - adapt to change; you change and I change too

22. Sun Wukong transforms into a temple - can't hide his tail

23. Sun Wukong is locked in the Bagua furnace - refining Becomes blazing eyes

24. Sun Wukong enters the henhouse - the monkey steals the egg; the monkey makes trouble

25. Sun Wukong farts - the monkey's energy in the monkey

26. Sun Wukong swings on the swing - the monkey

27. Sun Wukong fights the white-bone demon three times - subdues monsters and captures monsters

28. Tucks in a Sun Wukong - brings out a monkey

29. Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace - panicked the gods; panicked the gods; turned everything upside down

30. Sun Wukong's seventy-two transformations - many tricks

31. Sun Wukong's The body - change at will

32. Sun Wukong's tail - cannot change

33. Sun Wukong's face - seventy-two changes

34. Sun Wukong rides somersault clouds - a thousand miles

35. Sun Wukong eats flat peaches - nonchalantly

36. Sun Wukong does tricks - creates something out of nothing

37. Sun Wukong Eating straw grass - enough for monkeys to suffer; enough for monkeys to lose weight

38. Sun Wukong divides ginseng fruits - fair and reasonable

39. Sun Wukong lives in Shuilian Cave - dominates the king

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40. Sun Wukong wears a tight spell - asking for trouble