A joke caused by typos.

Foreigner Mike: I stayed in China for nearly three months, and I learned Chinese very well. Today, I went shopping alone without an interpreter! No problem! Certainly no problem!

Narrator: After a day of shopping, I went back to the hotel.

The foreigner said to the translator, "Jay Chou, you China people are so confident."

Jay Chou asked, "What's the matter?"

The foreigner said, "Every few streets I walk today, I can see some big names that say, China is good, China's business is good, China's agriculture is good, China's construction is good, China's traffic is good, and China's people are good."

Translator Jay Chou: Ha ha ha! Mike. You are wrong! China Bank, China Commercial Bank, China Agricultural Bank, China Construction Bank, China Communications Bank and China People's Bank.

Mike: Cover your mouth and keep your eyes open. You almost fainted!

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(Mom) Chen Hetian loves reading, and sometimes he can't help but have a little knowledge. Although he mispronounced the words, he used them properly. For example, he described me as "Mom, you have a pair of eyes that know God". hahaha.

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