Did you hear a joke told by your deskmate in high school?

1. Today, in order to show, I searched the source of "It is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish" on the Internet.

Then Baidu jumped out of a mop sticker with the title "The most difficult couplet in the history of hodgepodge, it is better to teach people to fish than to teach people to fish" as the next couplet! "

Go in and have a look at the curious places. The first few are quite ordinary.

Then GC came. ...

It's better to beat her to death all over than to beat her for life.

2. Say a lesson in Ma Yuan's class. The teacher said that everyone would analyze why Marx and Engels finally joined the research at the same time in completely different life backgrounds. As a result, a boy whispered: it's because of love …

3. I received a text message from my boyfriend today: Dear, I hope to change our long-term contract into a short-term temporary contract, and the contract will be exposed tomorrow.

I didn't respond immediately. This grandson is going to dump me.

Chief administrative officer

It is said that in a high school in Nanjing, there is an aunt selling pancakes on the second floor of the canteen, which is very fashionable and popular! Good reputation, good business, so the third floor is unhappy, Hired a pancake seller to grab business. The next day in ................................................................................................................................................., there was a sign next to my aunt's pancake stall, which wrote several big words, "It has been imitated and never surpassed! ! "

I can't get through a lot, but this time I'm going to have a laparotomy-those who won't let me through! Get to the point: I was born on July 7, 1977 at/kloc-0, and my son was born on July 24, 2007. So from the day he was born, I bought seven-star color: everyday 7777077. Everyone thinks that the winning probability of this number is the same as the probability that Beckham dumped the spice girl and eloped with abortion. I think so too. I must buy a souvenir. Maybe my friends who seldom pay attention to you think so, too. But in recent years, 5 yuan has won a lot of money from 10 yuan and even 300 yuan. However, since I started reading this year, I failed to send it many times, and I didn't buy the first six issues, of which this number was 5 yuan in the third issue and 10 yuan in the first issue. The point is: a miracle happened last Sunday! This complex number actually won the first prize, 5 million! ! Of course, I only said that this is the point, not GC. The problem is that last Sunday was my dad's birthday, so I went back to celebrate his birthday and didn't buy it! Of course, this is just a problem, and it is still not GC. GC is a colleague of mine. When I heard that I had returned to my hometown, I went to buy my number ... Sunflower resigned today!

6. In high school, I once secretly read the math teacher's lesson preparation book.

After a question, it said, "After this question, I want to tell a joke. Students don't laugh, I'll tell you another one ... "

7. My grandmother is 90 years old and a little confused. Grandma got lost yesterday, and she was taken to the police station when we went to pick her up. But grandma still feels at home. When we went, she thought it was a holiday. Everyone went to see her. Seeing so many people, grandma shouted: Is xx (referring to me) there? Where is xx?

I thought grandma still missed me so much at this time, so I was very moved and walked over with tears in my eyes. Before the word "milk" was uttered, my milk grabbed me and said, "Look, these are all men. You should choose one quickly, or you won't get married when you are old. ...

..... everyone in the room laughed ... I'm only 25 years old, grandma, how anxious you are ~

8. I didn't know what I did in kindergarten when I was a child, which annoyed a little girl. She pointed at my nose angrily and said, I will never stop talking to you!

It was eighteen years before I realized that what she said was true.

Get married next month, you know.