Humorous jokes in Xiamen dialect

1. An old woman went to the grocery store and asked the young lady, "What's your stove?" ?

The young lady said, Do you want to exercise or barbecue?

Grandma said: roast you to death! I want to wash my hair.

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2. A grandmother went out with her grandson, who argued that it would be pizza, and then said, "Grandma, I want to eat pizza occasionally". . . Then grandma said, Oh, you can't eat that, but the grandson kept screaming, so grandma reluctantly dug a camel nose and fed it to the grandson's mouth.

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There is a personal traffic violation. When the traffic police came to the scene, the police asked the driver to hand over his driver's license and driving photos. As a result, the driver continued to drive away. The police stopped and said? Are you running for me? The driver replied, "Officer, didn't you tell me to go first?"

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4. The bears in the Arctic are called polar bears. The bears in Taiwan Province Province are called Taiwanese black bears. What is a bear in the hospital?

Answer: Jin Shen is not normal (Minnan dialect)

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5. Cool brother, cool brother, handsome boy, handsome boy, whose wife is the weakest?

Cool brother Because his wife's name is? Cousin Kuku? (Minnan)

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