The most classic100000 cold jokes

The most classic encyclopedia of 100 thousand cold jokes

Although cold jokes were born from failed jokes, they are more popular now. Now, I have compiled the most classic100000 cold jokes for you. Let's laugh together.

Chapter 1: The most classic 100,000 cold jokes 1. Family reunion, watching my cousin holding a splint with one hand, I asked her what happened. She looked at her husband indignantly and said, Domestic violence, domestic violence ...? Yo-ho. We two brothers couldn't sit still, so we brought our brother-in-law over for trial and asked him, Come on, which hand did it! Long temper! ? My brother-in-law wronged her face and said, hit her face

2. A black man came to China and wanted to buy a pair of stockings, so the black man went into the shop and said? A pair of flesh-colored stockings. ? The clerk took a pair of flesh-colored past, and the black man shouted: I want flesh-colored one! ? The clerk suddenly realized?

Today, a friend borrowed money from me and said that his girlfriend had a miscarriage. I felt it in my pocket and thought: I don't borrow it, and I'm stingy. Borrow it, but I can't bear it. After all, he is his own flesh and blood.

In high school, a female classmate behind one of my deskmates patted him on the back several times and asked him to hand the note to the man in front.

Without saying anything, he raised his hand and said, teacher, she touched me. Pointing at that woman while talking.

The teacher then asked, What do you want?

I want to touch it back? How obscene is it to rub hands while talking?

Chapter 2: The most classic 100,000 cold jokes 1. Does the teacher let the students use it in Chinese class? No? what's up Make sentences.

A said:? My father is not a thing, but a person. ?

B said:? My mother is not a person, but a woman. ?

C said: My dad loves it. It's not my mother, it's mistress. ?

Ding said: My mother loves not my dad, but my dad's money. ?

2. A beautiful female colleague, her husband sent her lunch and left without saying anything.

The new male colleague asked, "Who was that just now?"

She replied, "Delivery man."

The newcomer asked again, "Why didn't you give money?"

She said, "Don't give it, just sleep with him at night."

The male colleague was silent. The next day, he brought her a four-course and one-soup lunch, and the whole office burst into laughter?

A male colleague went out at noon yesterday without his mobile phone. His wife keeps calling. The female colleague who took a nap was disturbed by the noise. She took her cell phone and shouted, "Are you bored that we are sleeping?" As a result, my male colleague didn't come to work today!

I was hungry in the afternoon and saw a bottle of yogurt on my colleague's desk. I drank it without thinking. Later, my colleague came and shouted, "Why is my facial cleanser gone?" 108 yuan! "

My brother didn't speak, just silently walked to the toilet and scratched his throat. It is difficult for him to vomit until he spits out sour water. When the tears returned to his seat, his colleague held a bottle and said, "I was scared to death." My facial cleanser rolled under the table. Why is my yogurt gone again? "

Brother scolded in his heart: "your grandmother is a bear, drink some yogurt and kill people."

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