A classic humorous joke that makes you laugh to death.

A classic humorous joke that makes you laugh to death.

Fishing by the lake, my buddy asked me: How big is the biggest fish you caught? Have you seen the movie Jaws? Yes ? It's like a dvd box. Senior colonel? Welcome to enjoy the classic humorous jokes to kill you!

Classic humorous jokes kill you (1) 1, be gentle, she said: A big man, sticky, are you bored?

She said, be manly. That's so cool. You can pretend to be Song Wu with me with a stick.

2. Smile, she said. Dude, please don't laugh at me, okay?

Don't laugh, she said. Dude, what are you pretending to be? Little face is nervous. Who are you going to show it to?

She said, be poor. Dude, can't you get rich and let us taste it?

She said, be rich. You are proud of having two pence, aren't you? Do you think money can buy pure love?

Not with her, she said. You will never have me in your heart. Why do you always leave me alone every time?

Classic humorous jokes that killed you (2) 1. The boss of a company found that the company's financial brother secretly misappropriated the company's public funds and asked him: What did you do to me? Financial brother knelt down: eldest brother, my sister-in-law seduced me first!

Eldest brother married an American daughter-in-law. Today, my sister-in-law asked me, didn't you always say that men and women are equal in China? I was right! Sister-in-law said, why should we go to the bath center to take a bath? I spent 100 and he spent 600? I was too scared to speak. ...

Sister-in-law said that she was pregnant and discussed with my brother what to do. Brother asked sister-in-law? Whose child is this? Sister-in-law said to her brother: You are most likely. . . ?

Classic humorous jokes kill you (3) 1. A sister paper asked me for directions. Erbai, this is definitely the most beautiful sister paper I have ever seen. I didn't know whether I was nervous or excited, so I told him the address of the hotel not far ahead. ...

2. A buddy asked me if I liked it? Sleeping beauty? No? Shit, I can say such a stupid thing. Who doesn't like it? I just didn't sleep!

3. My buddy bought skin for a friend's sister paper and won him a ten-game winning streak in one night. Then the other party told him it was a man, but the buddy was particularly persistent. Whether he is a man or a woman, he wants to fuck him. Damn it, I didn't make this product. What is the hard part? ...

4, I said: daughter-in-law, this medicine has expired, let me take it. Besides, I'm not sick. The daughter-in-law said solemnly, I don't think you have anything to eat either. It's nothing. I'm eating. ...

5. Fat sister paper asked curiously: When did a camel come to your horse farm? The administrator said helplessly, that's not a camel, that's the horse you rode last time. ...

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