English jokes with translation (how to refuse boys)

Girl: No, thanks. It's not heavy.

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Actually, I want money more.

Boy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, if you sit down, this will be.

Boy: Have I seen you somewhere before?

Girl: Yes. So I won't go there again.

Boy: I want to call you. Your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book.

Boy: Hey, haven't we dated before? Once or twice?

Girl: There must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Girl: If we are engaged, will you give me a ring?

Boy: Sure. What's your phone number?

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy: Then marry me. We will be a happy couple. Boy: May I hold your hand?

Girl: No, thanks. It's not very heavy.

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?

Woman: No, I'm rich.

Boy: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, if you sit down.

Boy: No, where have I seen you before?

Girl: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Boy: I want to call you. What's your phone number?

Girl: I found it in the phone book.

Boy: Hey, don't we have a date? Once or twice?

Girl: It must be once. I have never made the same mistake.

W: If we are engaged, will you call me?

M: Of course. What's your phone number?

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.

Boy: Then marry me. We will be the happiest couple. What the landlord wants is a translation of this joke, right? !