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Wishful thinking about classical Chinese

1. The wishful thinking about the classical Chinese Sangha is quite different among the dragon, the Yangtze River and the Huaihe River. Someone asked,' What's your last name?' Answer:' What's your last name?' ? He asked him again, "What nationality?" Answer:' What nationality.' (y?nɡ π) Li Tang made a monument, but he didn't know what he said, but Xu said, "What's the owner's surname? "Where is he from?" This is the so-called idiot's dream. "

Translation:

When I was in Tang Gaozong, there was a monk with high practice, and his behavior was very strange. On one occasion, he traveled the Yangtze River and Huaihe River. Someone asked him, "What's your last name?" He replied, "My last name is He." The man asked again, "What nationality?" He replied, "What nationality?" After the monk died, Li Yang wrote an inscription for him. Because I didn't understand what he said, I had to write according to his answer that year: "What's the master's surname? What nationality? " This matter was regarded as a joke by later generations, who thought that the monk was like "dreaming for an idiot", and the idiot actually believed it.

There is a city resident who is very poor. He lives a life of eating the last meal every day and not knowing the next one. Even so, he doesn't want to work in a down-to-earth way and dreams of making a fortune all day.

One day, when he went out, he accidentally picked up an egg in the haystack. In this case, he was overjoyed and rushed back excitedly. Before he entered the door, he shouted, "I'm rich, I'm rich!" " The wife quickly asked, "What about the property at home?" He carefully took out the egg and showed it to his wife, saying, "Here you are. It's just that you won't have family property until ten years later. "So he discussed with his wife and said," I'll take this egg to my neighbor's house, and I'll borrow a hen from his house to hatch it. "When the chicks hatch, I will choose a hen from them. Chickens will lay eggs when they grow up, and they can hatch 15 chickens in a month. In two years, chickens lay eggs, and eggs lay chickens, so that 300 chickens can be obtained and 300 chickens can be exchanged for 10 gold. I can buy five cows with this 10 gold, and I can get 25 cows in three years. Heifers born to cows can regenerate cows, and they can get 150 cows in three years, so they can get 300 gold. I take this 300 gold to loan sharks, and I can get another 500 gold after three years. Of the 500 gold, two-thirds will be used to buy the Tian family's house, and one-third will be used to buy servants and concubines, so that I can spend my old age happily with you. Isn't this a very happy thing? " My wife was fine at first, but when she heard the last few words, she flew into a rage: "What, you still dare to buy concubines!" " Suddenly angry, while her husband was not paying attention, she rushed over and broke the egg and said, "Then don't leave this curse! The husband was very angry when he saw that the egg was broken with his dream. He picked up the whip and hit his wife hard. Not convinced after the fight, he went to the yamen to complain, saying, "This evil woman has a rich family, and I beg to kill her." The official asked strangely, "Where is your family business?" What is it now? The man found an egg first, then bought a concubine and told the official exactly. "。 The official thought for a moment, ordered the servant to arrest his wife, and reprimanded him: "You ruined such a big family business with one punch. It's not enough to make amends if you don't kill you!" Then he ordered the oil pan to stand up and burn the oil. The wife turned pale with fear and burst into tears: "Sir, you must decide, I am wronged!" """tell me, what are you wronged!" "Everything my husband said hasn't come true yet. Why are you cooking me? " The official said, "Your husband's words about buying concubines have not come true. Why are you jealous? " The wife said, "that's true, but it's too early to eradicate the curse!" " "The official smiled and let her go.

Just wishful thinking. One seriously regards falsehood as truth, and the other loses his temper accordingly. Couples are really stupid and ridiculous.

2. Wishful Poetry Although my body doesn't have bright phoenix wings, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

-Li Shangyin's Untitled Mountain One day, but there is no future. Scarf band, Sauvignon Blanc.

-"Poetry in the Plate" entered my lovesick door, knowing that I am lovesick and bitter, knowing that I have been lovesick for a long time, and I am lovesick indefinitely. -Li Bai's "Three Five Seven Words" how to let you meet me at my most beautiful moment.

To this end, I begged the Buddha for 500 years and asked him to let us have a dusty relationship. -Xi Murong's "A Flowering Tree" Life is naturally infatuated, and this resentment has nothing to do with romantic.

-"Lou Yuchun" people are sentimental and thin, but now they are not sentimental. -Nalan Xingde's "Paving the Huanxi Sand" is bleak, and the most is that it can't be cleaned up.

-Nalan Xingde's "Yu Meiren" will not be lovesick, will be lovesick, will be lovesick. -Xu Zaisi's "Zheguiling" is afraid of acacia, which is already acacia. It's Acacia's turn to quit.

-"Sauvignon Blanc" is not a heartless thing. It is more protective to become spring mud. -Gong Zizhen's "Ji Hai Miscellaneous Poems" linglong dice Anhongdu, I wonder if I miss it.

-"New Sound Willow" If the two feelings last for a long time, sooner or later. -Qin Guan's "Queqiao Fairy" If you raise the dust on the road, if you make the cement muddy, it will float and sink in different directions. When will you meet? -Cao Zhi's "Bright Moon in a Tall Building" turns wine into sorrow and tears of love.

-What's the dusk of Su Muzhe? Look at this lover. -The rest of The Book of Songs by Anonymous is a figure to the style of Tang Dynasty. How can we live together but not die? -Chen Hengke's "The Portrait of Chunqi" looks back at tears and hates not meeting before marriage.

-Zhang Ji's "Daughter Song" takes flowers from Shui Piao to the water, one kind of acacia, and two places of leisure. -"A Plum" can't stop the yearning for red beans.

-"Red Bean Words" and a moment that should last forever, unconsciously came and went. -Li Shangyin's "Jinse" longs for love, and even for this bright flame of love, is there only ashes? .

-untitled we hope to fly in the sky, two birds grow together on the ground with one wing, two branches of a tree ...-Bai Juyi's "Song of Eternal Sorrow" once the sea was difficult for water and amber forever.

—— Yuan Zhen's "Five Poems of Li Si" E799Be5BaA6E997AEE7ad943133365653934 IV "This time I left you, it was the wind, the rain and the night; You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends. -A Farewell to Zheng Chouyu I know this love will not have any result, but it can soothe my heart! .

-Li Shangyin's "Untitled Six Songs No.3" only hopes that you will be like me and not homesick. -"Bu Operator" is sealed with tears, and life is only difficult to die.

-Wen "Death" Huang's "Yuan Shikai" is wishful thinking to be an emperor, and it is bold and ambitious. The crime of stealing a husband is so obvious that the whole world is denouncing him.

Chen Jiade looked at the lonely and mournful sigh, only shadowing the horizon, only accompanied by wind and frost. Mourning and tired all the way, I can't bear to look back and feel sad, and I still remember it for a long time.

Under the moon, Qian Shan was full of resentment, and even missed the poem on the third night, half wishful thinking, and the morning sun called. "Death" is a epigraph name, which comes from the Tang Dynasty. Originally adopted by Emperor Liang Jianwen as the name of "falling in love with recent flowers", it is divided into two words, namely, * * *.

The author of The Dead Hua Lian usually expresses sentimental feelings. Although there are some mountains and rivers, they still show a good impression on things.

Since the Song Dynasty, there have been many beautiful poems with the inscription "Dead Hua Lian", such as Dead Hua Lian written by Li Yu, Liu Yong, Su Shi and Yan Shu in the Song Dynasty, which have become enduring swan songs.

3. What other wishful words are throwing eggs at stones?

Die in vain

unintentional

Carve a mark on the side of the moving ship to show where someone's sword fell ―― take measures regardless of the change of environment.

Small horse pulling cart

dredge for a needle in the sea

Sand quantity

Svobonordani

Stealing a clock to plug your ears-deceiving yourself.

Drink without rice

Waiting for unexpected gains

Things have no clue. Say it or say yes.

Imitate clumsily

Eat a fat man in one bite

Life and death are people with bones.

Attract flies with ice

A moth flying into the flame-causing self-destruction

The paradox between behavior and purpose can only be the opposite result.

Turning stone into gold-turning a rough article into a literary treasure

At midnight, the blind man rode a blind horse in a deep pool.

Emergency situations in which harmful methods are used.

To flout/challenge the law openly

Trying to fight poison with poison-solving difficulties/problems in the wrong way/way.

Stop the pot from boiling by pouring boiling water-it's no use.

The treatment is not correct, but it helps the potential.

4. The translation of the classical Chinese Feifei Jiao Jian is not the original.

Asia-Africa jiaozi cutting (1)

In Jing Ke, the wrongdoer (2) gets a sword (3) for doing something wrong, but he has to wade into the river (4). As for the midstream, there are two jiaozi (5) around their boat. The second time, the boatman said, "With two jiaozi around the boat, who can live?" The boatman said, "I don't know." The next time, he took off his clothes, pulled out his sword and said, "The rotten meat and bones in this river are also rotten. Abandon the sword and protect yourself. What do I love? " So he went to Jiang and stabbed the dumpling, killed it and returned to the boat. Everyone on board is alive.

To annotate ...

(1) from Lv Chunqiu? Know the point.

② Jing: Chu State

3 Gansui: The place name of the State of Wu that produced the famous sword at that time.

④ Return: Turn on "Rotate" for a short time. Reverse: Same as "Return".

⑤ Jiao: a legendary fierce animal like a dragon in the water.

⑥ Two: The question is "er", when it appears before the word "neng".

7 I haven't seen it yet: I haven't seen it. As a verb. This is a common sentence pattern of prepositional object in ancient Chinese.

8 Dispel: read the qū area and clear it. Take off your clothes and coat.

9. Give up the sword for yourself: This means that two jiaozi go around the boat to get the sword. If you throw the sword to them, you can save your life.

translate

There was a warrior named Cifei in Chu State. He had a very sharp sword. Later, when he came back from crossing the river, the boat just reached the middle of the river, and suddenly two dragons jumped out to chase the boat.

The second time I saw it, I asked the boatman, "Have you ever seen two dragons wrapped around a boat, can you still live?" The boatman said, "I haven't seen it."

So Fei Fei took off her clothes, rolled up her sleeves and pulled out her sword. "This is just rotten meat and bones in the river," she snapped. They bared their teeth and wanted to get this sword, and asked me to give it up to save myself. It's wishful thinking! How can I do that! " After that, he jumped into the river to fight with the dragon. Finally, he stabbed the dragon to death and returned to the boat. In this way, everyone on board saved their lives.

The theme is fearless, defeating evil forces.