In the cross talk circle, what is the most awesome "divine reply" you have ever seen?

Mouth, let me ask you, when you smoke, why does the smoke come from my nose?

nonsense, I'll confiscate your cigarette money after your addiction.

charge me for cigarettes? I haven't asked you for the road maintenance fee.

This is a few words from the five senses of cross talk. The five senses of cross talk is a cross talk performed by Ma Ji, Zhao Yan, Feng Gong, Liu Wei and Jin Bao at the Spring Festival Evening. It is said that Ma Ji was rated as one of the top ten comedians. When preparing to receive the award, his eyes, nose, mouth and ears were trying to win the credit, belittling each other and boasting themselves. It can be said that every sentence is full of burdens and smiles.

The more thieves, the more attention should be paid to family planning. Otherwise, there will be more thieves and fewer good people. Who shall we steal?

This is the cross talk of Niu Niu Feng Gong, a classic reply from the thief company.

A good work is timeless, and it smells when you think of it. For example, Ma Sanli teased you. After listening to these three words for decades, you still can't help smiling. He started at ten o'clock, so I just listened and learned how to lie. It's always cola when I think about it.

Ma Sanli and Hou Baolin of the older generation have numerous classics, which have shaped the peak of crosstalk art. Ma Ji, Jiang Kun and Feng Gong of Mesozoic also left many good works and created artistic brilliance.

The level of creation and performance of the new generation, represented by Degang Guo, has dropped significantly. In the past twenty years, there are too few good works. Miao Fu and Wang Sheng's comprehensive knowledge is the best work, while others are lacking.

In recent years, talk shows have sprung up, and a large number of good actors have emerged, represented by Li Sheng and Wang Jianguo. In fact, the talk show may be the predecessor of crosstalk, and it still stays at the stage of telling jokes, that is, the shaking burden of crosstalk. However, good crosstalk has skipped the stage of simply shaking the burden, and studied the structure and skills of language, which is the evolution of talk shows.

Now, people who talk on talk shows have higher general cultural level and creative ability than those who talk on crosstalk, and the general culture of crosstalk is slightly lower, but their performance ability is better than that of talk shows. For example, Liang Zuo and Jiang Kun in those days, if they can combine well, it is estimated that they will all go up a storey still higher.

At that time, Degang Guo used Li Dan's jokes to create diaosi youths, and the effect and level of the program were obviously higher than the average level in Degang Guo. If he had not denied it and stopped talking about it, he would have cooperated at that time. I believe that Degang Guo's cross talk works would have more classics and improved his style, and he would not have stayed at the stage of pieced together works with broken baggage and online jokes, so there would not be such a big controversy. The most impressive thing about his golden sentence is that we can't see each other for a long time, such as being separated from Sanqiu. Yu Qian's father, father Wang, and his wife, Walter WANG, have lost the language.

Yu Qian has a divine reply: I derailed the railway workers. It is also a classic, and his many divine responses have also made Degang Guo.