Collect jokes that can make "me" laugh and laugh out loud?

One day, Cao Cao met Liu Bei, and they made gestures to each other: Liu Bei made a small O gesture; Cao Cao made a big O gesture; Liu Bei then made the 1 gesture; Cao Cao also made the 6 gesture. Gesture; Liu Bei finally made a downward gesture; Cao Cao also made an upward gesture.

Cao Cao returned home and told his family: "I met Liu Bei today. I said that my army was so large, but his army was so small. I said I had 6 soldiers, and he He said he had 1 soldier. I said all my soldiers were upper-class soldiers, but he said all his soldiers were lower-class soldiers. Liu Bei returned home and said to his family: "I met Cao Cao today." , I said my butt is only that small, he said his butt is that big, I said I have 1 butt, he said he has 6 butts, I said my shit flows down, he said his. Shit flows upward! "