Do you know which interesting Chinese characters are misplaced?

1. In ancient times, someone sent loquat to a county magistrate, who mistyped it as "pipa" on the gift list. The magistrate smiled and said,' Loquat' is not this kind of pipa, but the poor literacy I hated in those days! "A guest replied," If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the pipes in the city will blossom. "

"Loquat" and "Pipa" tell us that there are many homophones in Chinese, so we can't use them indiscriminately, otherwise it will make a joke.

2. In ancient times, an examinee wrote a text, quoting the sentence "I don't think about it" in the Book of Songs, but mistakenly wrote it as "My sister and I think about it". The examiner approved: "Brother, you are wrong!"

One of Li Hongzhang's relatives was admitted. This guy has no idea, so he wants to rely on Li Hongzhang's strength to get preferential treatment. So, he wrote on the test paper: "I am a relative of nave." I want to write "qi", but I have no choice but to search. I just can't remember how to write "qi", and finally I wrote "wife". To this end, the examiner approved: "So I dare not take the test!"

In the above two cases, the examiner made full use of the characteristics of homophones, deliberately made mistakes, and was criticized by euphemism and humor.