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If you are satisfied, please choose my answer, thank you! It's my pleasure to answer your question! ! This is the answer of ({white ≯ ≯)! I hope it helps you! ★☆ Summarize the latest hilarious jokes 15 ★☆ I wish you happiness after reading them! ! ! 1. Teacher, you are playing with our feelings. One day, the teacher forgot to bring the lesson preparation book in class and asked the class representative to get it. Other students asked the teacher why he didn't bring a book. The teacher said that I took the exam today, and they were all idiots. When the class representative came back, the teacher said, "I lied to you, and we have class today." Then one of them complained in tears: "Teacher, you are playing with our feelings." 2. Don't be silent. I remember there was a chorus rehearsal. There have been students whispering in it, and the class teacher shouted: Be quiet! Everyone laughed wildly. What he means is: don't talk, be quiet! You humans must stay away from it. In physics class, the teacher talked about radioactive elements and said: radioactive elements are very dangerous, so you humans must stay away from them! ! Wonder! Isn't the physics teacher human? Don't blame me for not being human. Our high school head teacher once again angrily scolded us for not listening to the class and said, "If you do this again, don't blame me for being inhuman!" " 5. The math teacher's signature action The math teacher's signature action, putting up two fingers, said to the students, "Students, the key to learning math well is three words:' Do more exercises'!" 6. Classmate, are you a woman? Go back to the dormitory after studying at night, Liu Yuxian mm, and then follow. I always wanted to strike up a conversation, but I didn't have the courage to go forward until fairy mm was about to enter the girls' building. I gritted my teeth and stepped forward to ask mm loudly: Excuse me, classmate, are you a woman? Later ... later, I enjoyed the white eyes of the fairy mm for two years. 7. I feel very depressed that the motherland is not unified! A kindergarten child was caught smoking in the toilet, and the teacher asked him why he smoked. He bowed his head and replied deeply: the motherland is not unified, and he is depressed! 8. Who painted this ass? When a teacher came to school, she sued her students. Her missile student said that the apple she drew was an ass. The headmaster decided to severely criticize these students. When he came to the classroom, he saw the picture on the blackboard and shouted, "Who drew this ass?" 9. The flowers are angry and in full bloom. Wang Han is a first-grade pupil. One day, the teacher asked, "The text says that bees add life to the garden. What does this mean? " Wang Han replied: "When bees steal pollen, flowers get angry!" The students laughed at this. Wang Han retorted, "If flowers are not angry, where will they bloom?" 10. How dare you ask a lady in my class! One day, after three boring Chinese classes in a row, the teacher refused to finish the class. Finally Bao couldn't help shouting, "I have to pee!" " "The teacher was furious:" How dare you shamelessly ask for' Miss' in my class! 1 1. Silly little darling was in class one day. The teacher was teaching how much four times four equals, but Meng Xiao didn't attend class! The teacher said angrily, "I ask you, what is four times four?" Meng Xiao replied, "I ... I don't know." "Go home and ask your parents!" The teacher severely criticized Meng Xiao. After school, Meng Xiao went home and asked his mother (Otto's mother), "Mom, what is four times four?" Mom didn't hear, and said, "Make a bowl of rice. Meng Xiao then went to ask his father (Otto's father), "Dad, what is four times four?" "Dad just woke up and said," How comfortable! Meng Xiao didn't ask his brother. He happened to answer the phone and said, "You make me angry!" " "The next day, Meng Xiao went to school. Yesterday, when the teacher asked questions, Meng Xiao said, "Make a bowl of rice." The teacher hit him with a pointer, and Meng Xiao said, "It's so comfortable!" The teacher dragged him outside to stand as punishment. Meng Xiao said, "You make me angry!" " "12. At least let me know! The teacher asked Xiaoming questions in class, but Xiaoming stood up without saying a word. Teacher: Xiaoming? Teacher: Xiaoming Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know! Xiaoming: Cheep ~ 13. The reason for sleeping in class is that I am in a bad mood in the first quarter. Take a nap. I should have woken up in the second quarter, but I fell asleep when I saw the teacher. I'm too tired to sleep in the third quarter. Take a rest and sleep. There is an old saying in the fourth quarter: sleeping before meals is the noblest; Sleeping after meals is the most auspicious thing. Sleep again. The fifth part is the same as the fourth part. Go to sleep. The sixth section cultivates the mood of the next class. Go to sleep. I slept in six quarters before the seventh festival, so go to sleep. Section 8 Go back to sleep with your girlfriend at night. How can I sleep with her if I don't get enough sleep? Sleep again. Sleep ten thousand! Sleep ten thousand! ! ! 14. 1 Ten classic students in class interrupted. In high school, the whole school had to wear school uniforms, and a repeat student never wore them. The teacher in charge of this field squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw that the classmate didn't wear a school uniform and asked him why he didn't wear it. This classmate was furious and said, my mother is not dead. Why should I wear mourning clothes? 2. An art teacher is very famous. A newspaper has a big report with photos, so he boasted in class: "Recently, some classmates always told me that you are really good. You have published photos in the newspaper ... A student:" Looking for you? "Since then, the art teacher refused the student to take art classes. In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the questions. This classmate is in a daze and can't speak. The teacher said helplessly, "will you?" "I won't scream either!" Classmate: "Cheep." The teacher is sweating. 4. The entrance examination is coming soon. One day in geography class, the teacher reported a place name on it. Let's answer the local minerals. After talking about many places, the teacher suddenly asked, "What is produced in Jiangnan?" The boys in the class said in unison: "Jiangnan produces beautiful women!" In junior high school, a biology teacher once talked about the ecological environment on the African grassland, but no one in the class listened, so he got angry and said, "You all look at me! If you don't look at me, how do you know what African wildcats look like? " 6. In an advanced mathematics class, the teacher asked my brother, "Calculus is a very useful subject. What is the goal of our study of calculus? " The man deserted at that time. Without thinking, he shouted, "No cavities!" " "The whole class burst into laughter. 7. In biology class, the teacher said, "In fact, weasels don't eat chickens. The scientists did an experiment. They once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what happened the next day? " The classmate interjected: "Is the chicken pregnant? "8. In senior three, the geometry teacher is an old lady who likes to brag and is particularly annoying. One day in class, he said, "I am highly valued by the Municipal Education Bureau. They always invite me to study the problem together, and I always pick up the car. " I accidentally asked, "Three rounds? "As a result, I was banned from geometry class for a week. 9. In high school, my English teacher (a middle-aged woman in her fifties) thought that we boys wouldn't listen, so she cursed, "What are you thinking?" I was at a loss and said inexplicably, "I miss you!" " "There was a long silence in the classroom, but a pair of frightened eyes were looking at me. The teacher stayed for a while, then pointed at me and cursed: "You smelly rascal!" " "Illegal! 10. In high school, I had my first labor class. The teacher was an old man and introduced himself: "My name is Wu Shushan." I immediately had a brainwave and immediately replied, "Looking at Chang 'an in the northwest, there are countless mountains. "The whole class laughed, the teacher was livid, and then I was punished for heavy work. 15. One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go? A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward. The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky? That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou. The teacher is short of breath: get out! Student: Just leave. The teacher said helplessly, are you sick? Student: You have everything I have! Teacher: try again ... student: shout when you see an uneven road! Teacher: Do you believe I hit you? Student: Do it when you should ... Teacher's anger: I told you to quit school! Student: Rush into Kyushu! Hehe, I wish my wandering brothers and sisters in advance that they will all complain about plagiarism when they find the authoritative and professional original answer (* _ _ *) ... Thank you for your support in my answer! ! Thank you for your adoption! !