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33 days of lovelorn love.

(Wei also wants to take this opportunity to kiss)

Huang Xiaoxian: I smelled it as soon as you came near. Although wearing high-grade cologne, it still smells like a natural jerk.

I want you to know that there is a way for girls to love you, which is to take you to a new world.

Wang Xiaojian: I have nothing to say to you.

Huang Xiaoxian: I know why. You misunderstood, it's not what you think.

Wang Xiaojian: What should it be?

Huang Xiaoxian: Wei also has premarital phobia. I punished him on behalf of the Women's Federation.

Wang Xiaojian: Why do I sound so suspicious? Won't they split into emotional killers because of their own stimulation to distract the engaged men and women?

Huang Xiaoxian: I was stimulated in some way. I tell you, if I get along well one day, I will hire people from all over the country to hunt down professional interveners. People with criminal records will not let go of all records. They were tied up, put rockets in the middle and sent back to the cruel planet.

Lu Ran: Going to work?

Huang Xiaoxian: Have we omitted this sentence?

Lu Ran: Well, I always wanted to call you to explain, but I didn't dare. I don't know how to tell you.

Huang Xiaoxian: Liu Ran, when you are chasing, you call me to confess. What you said is exactly the same as it is now.

Huang Xiaoxian: I'm mean? At that time, someone followed me and said, girl, I really like your meanness.

Lu Ran: Forget me.

Huang Xiaoxian: I can't. It's too difficult for me. Because I never remember you!

Huang Xiaoxian: Well, it's a pity that you didn't act in the movie.

Feng Jiaqi: We had good times, didn't we?

Huang Xiaoxian: No, don't remind me. I feel sick.

Wei is the first time to take Li Ke to see him and discuss the wedding.

Wang Xiaojian: Huang Xiaoxian, as a woman, if you pretend to be a passerby and hide in the toilet.

(Huang Xiaoxian calls Lao Wang for leave)

Lao Wang: Ask for leave? If you are not nice to me, you must ask for leave. Don't challenge my patience.

Huang Xiaoxian: Mr. Wang, I'm in a bad mood. I fainted when I met a client yesterday.

Lao Wang: It's not your day as a miner if you come out to have dinner with me.

(Lao Wang invited Huang Xiaoxian to a fancy restaurant for dinner and saw Huang Xiaoxian's rustic clothes.

Lao Wang: I really want to pretend not to know you.

Lao Wang: Try this wine. You can drink chocolate. Taste it carefully.

Huang Xiaoxian: Taste it carefully. Your mouth is full of RMB.

Lao Wang: This wine goes best with beef.

Huang Xiaoxian: Mr. Wang, I'd better ask before eating. Do I have to eat in such an expensive place? Do you want to fire me? Is this a light meal?

Lao Wang: Both men and women, your generation has persecution paranoia.

Huang Xiaoxian: Then I'm even more afraid. Don't you want to fire me? Do you want to hit on me?

Lao Wang: Me, hitting on you? You're sick. I also have a daughter. I have a crush on you.

Huang Xiaoxian: I'm relieved. It's too grand. I'm very upset.

Lao Wang: You haven't eaten well recently. Did you have a bad rest? Is it because of lovelorn love? Sesame incident, what psychological quality. 25-year-old brain and Lin Daiyu's heart are you. Now little boys love their daughters more than their chests. You're looking for life, aren't you? Excuse me.

Huang Xiaoxian: Who, who is looking for life? I have lived so big that I have no right to be sad or to question life.

Lao Wang: You have never given birth. Why question life?

I covered my face with a napkin. I know I lost control. At this moment, I really want to find the weakness of this world and try my best to kick it.

Go home, take a bath, have a good sleep, tidy yourself up, and don't let a woman of the right age throw goods like inventory.

I am so flustered that I can't control myself. I want to hit the wall, throw things and scream. I open the phone's address book, who I want to talk to, as long as it's a person, as long as I can reply. But this person is not on the long contact list. This is also the evil result that I planted when I was addicted to love.

I can't accept that from today on, in an unpredictable period of time, such nights will come to me one after another, and I will unconsciously digest every meaningless day. Like a copier, start, copy, copy, copy until the power is turned off.

I know there must be a more tragic separation between life and death somewhere in the world. However, at this moment, I, alone, have memories everywhere, so I am late everywhere. This extreme punishment is even more terrible.

He's right. I never care about the person who sits within ten meters of me and gets along day and night.

I imagine myself as a stone covered with moss. It came from a billion years ago. I don't need to think or pretend, let alone pretend to be lucky. I'm just a stone. I don't even need to breathe.

Unconsciously, we came here, leaving behind a handsome figure, only to reveal a gesture full of loopholes.

Now the little boy, a thousand pounds of friendship, lost to the chest four Liang! This is a species that likes the new and hates the old. Are you worthy of yourself?

I won't call you an asshole, but I will prove to you that you are a complete asshole.

No matter what you do, you won't hurt me. Even a quarrel is a happy communication.

I want a home where I can live, where I can regain my confidence and avoid other people's jokes, but now it seems too difficult to achieve.

Suddenly, I feel that the current bad situation is my own fault, and I deserve it because of my flawed interpersonal network and neglect.

I have no idea, and I don't know how to move forward. If you expect him to turn back, even the most unbearable dirt may look down on me; As a result, my body betrayed me.

I just can't help it. I watched Lao Wang cut pork chops for me with his thick fingers. I suddenly want to go home. I went back to that small town in Shanxi and knocked at the door without saying anything. I just hugged my mother and told her that I was tired.

But I didn't do anything. I even restrained my memory. My mood is more cautious and self-disciplined than before. I took the first step. I didn't give the fans the opportunity to create and perform, nor did I give them any exciting feedback. I've come so far. But it also consumed all my efforts. Like a gecko's escape instinct. When he is in danger, he will never be entangled and run away at once. But what really tortures people may be the process of the tail growing back.

I tried my best.

So don't tell me the world is fair. Martin Luther King might say: I have a dream, but the last part should be, but it may be just a dream. Radical and blindly optimistic people don't allow him to finish, otherwise he won't die.

But sitting in front of the married couple, looking from a distance, I smiled and behaved appropriately, but my heart felt like I had been robbed of my house and was in a mess.

I hate this amateur opponent. Obviously, we can put on a good show. Happyending, but he forced me to be schizophrenic, full of darkness and complicated to get the Oscar trophy back.

I can chase him and scold him, or I can make him kneel. However, I was deprived of all the right to resist by my great self-esteem. I try to tell myself that if one day he doesn't love you anymore, then it's wrong for you to cry, be silent, pity, be delicate and energetic. It is wrong for you to share the same fate with him. Maybe you can die for him? Haha, it's all his fault to dream back at midnight.

Don't work too hard and don't relax completely. Besides playing a perfect voice, what else in this world does not meet this requirement? My hobby is hard, but I finally played a vulgar and painful love song.

Postscript: The most painful thing about lovelorn love may not be losing that person, but forgetting the past with that person. Suddenly I remembered a sentence: the story is just someone else's accident, and the reality is a person's life.

Yes, almost a year. Perhaps the Christmas gift for myself this year is to walk through the heavy snow on Christmas Eve alone, remember that road together, and then freeze everything in the past. Of course, if it snows at Christmas.