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This is my home 1. I have a beautiful and harmonious family. My simple and honest father, smart and capable mother, naive and lively brother and smart me are all members of this family.

Our family loves each other. Mom and dad are both office workers. Every day when my mother comes back from work, she has to cook for our family after a tiring day. When she finishes, she must feed her brother. By the time she ate by herself, her face was already cold. Mother hurried to clean up the housework after dinner, and her busy figure flashed by the light.

Dad is an honest and upright man. I work hard during the day and always stand behind me when I come back at night. After I finish my homework, I will give it to him for inspection. Sometimes he comes back late, but he doesn't forget to ask me, "Have you finished your homework? Bring it to me for inspection. " I suddenly realized that my mother, father and relatives love me at all times!

My home is very beautiful. Although it looks simple and not as gorgeous as the rich, there is an extremely precious thing in my family, and that is sweet love. When I got home and opened the door, I felt a warm and sweet breath coming. At this moment, my heart is extremely happy.

My dear parents have created a happy and warm home for us. Here, I want to say to my parents: "Mom and Dad, you have worked hard! Your daughter pays attention, keep it in mind. Her daughter will definitely study hard and repay you with excellent results! "

Thank you, mom and dad, for giving me a beautiful home!

This is my home 2, what a deep and warm word. It contains warmth, love and unity. My home is such a happy love nest.

My father, mother, grandfather and I live in this loving house. Although the home is not big or luxurious, I think a real home contains warmth, happiness and love. No matter how big this area is, no matter how many. ...

Home always makes me immersed in happiness, which is like falling into cotton candy, sweet and intoxicating. My father is the head of a water plant. The appearance looks serious, with a pair of glasses on his dark face. Smells like a doctor. At home, it seems like a different person. Jokes always stand out from the mouth, and the happy atmosphere makes this "love hut" more cheerful and lively. Next to the "Humor Master", there is a mother who has always supported my father and me, loved us, and tidied up this love hut with care and love every day. My mother is as diligent, kind and humorous as my father. Mother decorated the "love hut" more neatly and beautifully. Grandpa is a kind old man who loves his work and has no patience. Every festival will cook delicious "steamed meat" for us ... not bad. As a classmate, my family contributed a lot. Usually called a handyman, hehe. Sometimes it seems to be influenced by parents, just a little joke.

My home is such a warm and happy "love nest".

This is my place . What are three? It is one room, two people, three meals and four seasons; What is home? This is a tall building; It is a warm harbor; What is home? Is home.

Many people yearn for a house, two people, three meals and four seasons, but my home is a little different!

Those two little turtles were bought by my mother as gifts for Children's Day on June 1st. Since then, my family has become a room with two people and two turtles. Later, my mother adopted a little turtle from a colleague, and my family became a room with two people and three turtles.

Just after the dance class, I received a "poor thing" that I was forced to give away-a kitten. It was cold that day and the road was slippery, but you slept in my arms with great security. A cold wind blew, and you yawned lazily in my tightly wrapped arms. I came home excited and wanted to tell my mother about your arrival. From that day on, the family became a cat, two people, three turtles and four seasons!

Although my home is small, it is warm. The "poor wretch" who had just arrived home for a few days soon got acquainted with the turtle brothers. Just now, our family has its own funny nickname. The oldest mother in this family is Zhang Dani; The turtles who stayed at home the longest were named Xiao Wang, Xiao Ba and Xiao Wang Ba. The next one is you-the "poor thing" who has only been home for four days. Her name is Mimi Cat, and I am Miss Yang.

Since you came, the family has been busy and we get along well. Cat Mimi will stay at my feet at night until I finish my homework; Xiao Wang, Xiao Ba and Xiao Wang Ba will make some noises from time to time, as if to tell me that they are with me. And Zhang Dani will sit quietly on the sofa, carefully look at the book in her hand, and accompany me silently.

This is my home, which may not be envied by many people, but I love my home very much-one cat, two people, three turtles and four seasons, and then I will devote our whole life to love it.

This is my place . My hometown is Ledong, Hainan, which is a place where the seasons are like spring and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant. The sky there is particularly blue, the trees are particularly green, the birds are very active, the animals are very docile and the people are very enthusiastic. When you take the first step here, you have inadvertently entered the "Xanadu" that people yearn for.

Hainan is an island in the South China Sea. Although it is only an island, under the influence of the history of Chinese civilization, "she" has long been a poetic historical picture. Su Shi, a great writer in the Song Dynasty, said: "Haikou is like a door, and Liu Huang has electricity."

Run. In Hainan, there are many places of interest, such as Qiongtai Academy, Long Ta and Baimajing. Qiongtai is among them.

The Academy was built in memory of Qiu Jun, the first talented person in Hainan and a great scholar in the Ming Dynasty. When you visit these places of interest, you will feel as if you have traveled through ancient times to communicate and chat with the ancients.

Hainan has not only scenic spots and historical sites, but also mouth-watering foods: lobster, hairy crabs, sea cucumbers and tuna. These ingredients, which are usually expensive in the mainland, can be bought at the cheapest price here. When you enjoy these delicious foods, you will feel that Hainan makes you so comfortable! In addition to seafood, we also have delicious tropical fruits, cool and delicious coconuts, pitaya with sweet fruit and fat juice, and refreshing mango ... which will definitely make you linger.

My hometown is by the sea, and of course there is a beautiful sea view. When you sit on the beach, sunbathe and the sea breeze blows, what you can appreciate most is the broad mind of the sea.

This is my hometown-beautiful Hainan, where the air is fresh and the scenery is pleasant. It is also the land where I was born and raised. I love my hometown. Welcome to my hometown.

This is my place . In the morning, as soon as I got up, I smelled a fresh, sweet and fresh air. When I opened the curtain, some myna and parrot landed on the window sill of my house and said happily, "Good morning! Good morning! " While stroking their beautiful feathers, I said to myna and parrot, "Good morning! Bird! " The bird flapped its wings and flew east. Looking at the back of their departure, the beautiful feathers and the morning glow blend together, and a beautiful day begins again!

After eating my mother's breakfast-green food without pollution, fertilizer and pesticide, I went out for a walk. Come to Anyang River, the grass is green and dancing in the wind; Willow shook its long braids and dressed in front of the mirror on the river; Xiaohua also smiled, intoxicated by people's praise. Several children are feeding the birds with bread crumbs, and some bold birds fly to the children's shoulders to sing. I walked down the river bank, and the crystal clear river slowly flowed, and small fish swam freely in the river. The lotus leaf on the river is like a big green disc, and the lotus is shaking its delicate body like a beautiful flower fairy. The trees on the other side of the river are lush, and happy birds are singing in the branches. Look, beautiful kites in the sky, some birds are still chasing kites ... This is the bright future of my hometown-Anyang River!

If human beings cherish nature, protect animals and plants, and let people live in harmony with nature, how wonderful the future will be! Let's act from now on!

This is my place . I came home from school today and found no one to pick me up. I wonder, usually my father or mother will pick me up. So I went home by myself.

I walk slowly on my way home. I walked to the door of Fuxing Tiandi Community alone, and I was very scared. I flew to Blue Lagoon Bay, which is my community. When I entered the community, I ran home directly, but I heard my parents quarreling on the first floor, so I sped up and ran home.

As soon as I opened the door, a slipper flew to my face, which made my face burning with pain. I shouted angrily, "Stop fighting and shut up!" "But they didn't seem to hear me, as if they all regarded me as air. I was very angry and shouted, "Will you stop arguing? "Is that okay?" They still don't seem to hear it.

"Well, they are really like children playing house. Are they tired of making noise all day? " I thought hard and said, "OK, you fight, I'll go, you fight, goodbye!" " Say that finish, I rushed to the door angrily and slammed the door. With tears in my eyes, I feel abandoned, and I can still hear their quarrels in my ears. I walk in the busy street, as if walking in the desert, alone, very lonely.

Mom seemed to find out that I was missing, so she stopped arguing. When I came back, I asked my father what was going on. My father said that my mother asked my father to go downstairs and buy a coke. My father said no, and my mother became angry. Alas, I am speechless when I listen to it! It's all trivial things, just do something, you shake hands and they hear you, so they shake hands and talk.

Look! This is my home, a happy family with noisy, crying and laughing. Although noisy, I love my family very much!

This is my place . I live in a happy family, and everyone is the leader of his own faction.

Our family is divided into "classical school" and "new age school". I belong to the "classical school"; Time, let me take my time.

Dad is a real groupie. As long as he hears the songs of the singers he admires, he will forget everything. Once listening to a song, he forgot to turn off the outlet valve of the solar water heater, which caused our tap water to flow all night in vain. My mother complained bitterly, but my father explained to himself, "I am Newton, and I only want to invent."

Mom is a veritable "computer geek". Whenever she is free, she hangs around the Internet, chats with netizens and watches movies ... She is busy all day and can't wait to be online 24 hours a day. I am really distressed to see my mother's horror of "wasting away for the internet"

Just because I love reciting ancient poems, call me a "classicist". As a "classical school", I often challenge two "new age schools" at home and compete with them to see who recites more ancient poems. My mother was never my opponent, and I was defeated a few minutes ago. Only my father is still here, and he is inextricably linked with me.

At this time, the mother in the kitchen shouted: Who will eat the braised pork just out of the pot ... My father and I separated our legs and went straight to the kitchen ... "Haha!" As a result, I still won.

This is my home, a happy harbor where factional disputes are staged every day.

This is my place . I have a happy family, a gentle mother, a father who is called a workaholic, and the most naughty brother in my family.

Gentle mother like a child, every day to water and fertilize this little flower, let me know the truth of being a man. My mother is like a magical kitchen. Every time I eat, she always asks me, "What do you want to eat, little friend?" She changes what I want to eat.

Dad, a famous workaholic, is either working or doing things every day, and sometimes he doesn't come back for several days to work. Dad has almost traveled all over China, because his job is either to go to this place or that place, and occasionally he stays at home, watching TV and playing computer games.

And the most naughty brother. Once when I was playing computer, she changed the mouse into a mobile phone while I was typing. When you want to use the mouse, touch the phone and shake it. Because the mouse on the computer has not moved, I feel something is wrong. Then I realized that it was not a mouse, but this naughty brother! I tried to chase him, but he had run away without a trace.

This is my place . Do you call it happiness?

This is my place . Home is the harbor of my life and the destination of my feelings. Be careful when it rains, I will quietly hide in your arms. Home is an endless grassland, and I am a fine horse running freely on the grassland. Home, you are the charcoal fire in winter.

I am an honest and sunny girl, and my life is full of colors. Red is my mother's enthusiasm, blue is my father's tolerance, and green is my brother's frankness and youth. Mother's enthusiasm is like bright sunshine, spreading her enthusiasm all the time. In the cold winter, mother's enthusiasm is like a flame in the field.

Dad's tolerance is the sun in the ice and snow. My father once said to me, "Son, you made a mistake. As long as you dare to admit it, I will forgive you first."

When I was young, I belonged to pure green light, green dazzling, green shining. My brother and I are a small growing tree. My parents are the warm sun of the small trees, giving them care, support and encouragement. My brother and I are stars in the boundless night sky. Father and mother are vast universes. There are two shining stars in the night sky. If there is, it is that my brother and I are playing hide-and-seek

Parents are the first teachers of the children. Hull in America once said, "Parents love their children more than children love their parents." Sometimes the mother's words are also love for the children; Sometimes dad's words are also a warm current that runs through the whole body; Sometimes my brother's unintentional words are also a kind of concern and love. When you make a mistake, your family will forgive you first. Home, a warm stove; Home, an attractive word; Home, a poetic spring. Everywhere is full of vitality. Home, my stove, the spring I yearn for.

I love my home.

This is my home 10. I have a happy family, including my father, my mother and lovely me, my family.

My father is tall and likes to wear casual clothes. He is the most handsome in my mind. Dad is very busy at work and often goes out on business. Every time I come back, he will immediately pick me up, watch and kiss, and the beard on his face always tickles me. He is also a' good father' who corrects mistakes. Dad is very sweet. He not only loves me very much, but also likes other children in our corridor. Dad likes reading newspapers at ordinary times, and even reads for a while before going to bed.

Mother is thin and white with long hair. She looks particularly energetic in that blue vest. She is not only my mother, but also my confidant! We also gave each other nicknames. My mother is called "idiot" Because she sometimes plays dumb, I always call her an idiot. My mother calls me a "follower" because I always like to follow her ass. Every time I play the piano, she will supervise me carefully. Every time I check my homework, she will check it carefully My mother is very strict with my study.

I am the youngest member of my family and the most naughty. Eat like a "little tiger", sleep like a "little dead dog", and forget to go home when playing, like a "wild rabbit". Although I have many shortcomings, I also have many advantages. I am lively, cheerful and enthusiastic, as caring as my father, and like to help others.

This is my family, a very happy family. Welcome students to my home.

This is my home 1 1 Hello, everyone, I'm your tour guide Ping Jiahao. Today, we visited Shaoxing, an ancient historical and cultural city with a history of more than 2,500 years.

Shaoxing is ancient. Let's set foot on the path paved with bluestone slabs and cross the stone threshold of history. We seem to have crossed centuries. There are countless places of interest here, and you can stroll among the green mountains and green waters of Lanting: taste the eternal farewell of the book sage Wang Xizhi; Standing in front of the tomb of Jiuding in Dayu, recalling the reason of the Golden Goma Iron; Walking leisurely on the tracing road, people can't help admiring the poetry of "White Jade Heron Long Embankment". Ancient stone bridges criss-cross, and ancient awning boats are laid back. Listening to the melodious Yue Opera can't help but make people feel nostalgic here. When you are tired of swimming, you can order a bowl of fennel beans and stinky tofu and experience the life in Kong Yiji written by Lu Xun. In Shaoxing Old Street, you can see old shops: Muruntang Bookstore, Mao Mengda sweet cake Store, Xianheng Hotel and so on. Some old shops can only be seen in rural areas, such as cotton-playing and hoop-barrel shops.

Shaoxing is young. There are many high-rise buildings beside the busy streets, and the traffic in the middle of the road is endless. Overpass runs through the whole city like the blood of the city. Shaoxing Port will inject more economic vitality into Shaoxing, and Shaoxing Canal has opened up a brand-new "water highway" for Shaoxing. Hangzhou-Ningbo Viaduct is like a soaring dragon, which accelerates the rapid development of Shaoxing economy.

This is my hometown, as quaint and charming as a glass of old wine. Like a newborn sun, full of vitality and vigor.

This is my home, 12, which is a place that everyone can rely on. When I was a child, my mother often sang the song "My father is a boat, and my mother is a sail, carrying the warmth and forming a happy family" to coax me into a sweet dream. Whenever I recall that my mother sang this song when I was a child, I can't help feeling homesick.

Speaking of my family, happy things happen from time to time. Although the sparrow is small and complete, yes, my family is like this. Although there are only three people in my family, officials of all sizes are well informed. My father is the president of the United Nations, and my mother and I are permanent members of the Security Council. We discuss family affairs together. Take turns to be the duty student at home. The happiest thing is that on the day when it's my turn to be on duty, I can exercise the rights of an adult, master the expenses at home that day and buy a lot of things I like to eat. Although peace is the mainstream of my family, there are occasional local wars. . I remember once my mother came home from work with a big bag of things and mopped the floor as soon as she got home. Just because my mother is an impatient person, she does things very neatly. If she sees you dawdling there, she will definitely kick you. Soon my father came back. As soon as he got home, he put on the airs of the president of the United Nations and asked his mother to cook good food for him. Now my mother is rebellious and quarreling with my father. My father refused to accept the argument that "men are the masters outside and women are the masters inside", but my mother did not show weakness, posing that "Indonesia and Malaysia are both female presidents, both men and women who have governed the country, both inside and outside."

This is my home 13 Some people say that home is the source of love, the shelter from the wind and the cradle of healthy growth. Some people say that home is a birdcage. Too much nagging from elders makes them lose their wings of freedom. Parents' constant quarrels add endless troubles to themselves ... I have a happy home, and I love this happy and warm home.

I like reading. Some people call me a nerd. I read everything. Whenever I finish reading a book with relish, most of them find it difficult to put it down and do something else, which makes another joke. Last time I borrowed Charles IX, I started thinking about it on Friday night. I was so fascinated by the adventure stories in the book that I ignored my mother's call! I read it with relish. My mother saw that she couldn't call me, so she came to my room to grab my book. I just woke up. My mother said, "Wash your hands, go to the kitchen to fill the soup, and remember to take the bowl." I had to give up what I wanted. When I went into the bathroom to prepare boiling water, a good idea came to me! I ran back to my room. Fortunately, mother didn't take the book away, but put it on the desk. I picked up the book, looked around, secretly took it to the bathroom and read it while washing my hands. After watching it for a little while, my mother called again. I replied in a daze, went to my room to get a pair of slippers and read a book! Mom was surprised and asked, "Why did you bring slippers?" I replied, "didn't you let me take it?" Dad on the side smiled and finally explained it to me. I listened and smiled shyly.

The house is full of our laughter, which echoes for a long time …

This is my place . 14 Where does a beautiful family come from? What can a beautiful family bring us?

A happy family represents how happy this family is to have an excellent father, an ingenious mother and a group of lovely and obedient children!

On a beautiful Saturday night, we finished the dinner cooked by our mother. Of course it was delicious! We walked into mom and dad's clean room, which they earned hard. At this time, our family of four will play the interesting game "369". The rule is: 3, 6 and 9 will be "stuck in the card and then jumped out" by others. 369 should clap your hands. Hee hee, we all look at each other with eyes that don't give way to each other. "1" means dad and "2" means mom. After the cards were finished, I clapped my hands, and "Brother Four" said with a smile. "5" dad said quickly, "6" mom accidentally said "haha!" The younger brother said, "Mom will be stuck again!" Without saying anything, dad used the "superman pillow", ohmyGod. The pillow fight is about to begin again. The continuous "snapping" sound is really a fierce "war". After a while, the "war" was over and there was another game. Mom said, "28." The younger brother said, "29"! I quickly shouted: "No, no, hee hee!" The younger brother rolled his eyes and said, "learned father, smart mother, beautiful sister, let me go!" " I immediately pushed back: "Good antonym!" "Racing" is another "world war". Why is it worse? Because my brother originally wanted to escape, so, hee hee hee!

The final victory is my father's, but through this game, I feel the freedom and happiness of my family! Yeah!

This is my home 15 My home is a happy and colorful home, a happy and warm home.

My family has a strong father, a nagging mother, a greedy sister, and a little naughty me. Dad is the boss of the family, and I have to listen to every little thing in the family. My family is not rich, but it is very interesting, with too much joy, which brings me warmth and beauty!

Dad is very strong. He works in a construction team. He goes out early and comes back late every day. His life is hard, but he never cries tired. Dad is the pillar of the family. He supported our family with his generous shoulders. I admire him most! My mother likes to nag. Every time I go home, she makes me do my homework ... my ears are calloused by him. My mother is nagging again, which is really annoying ... but I know everything my mother does is for my own good. My sister is a glutton, and she especially likes to eat snacks. She has only one yuan in her hand. Soon you will see the lollipop in her mouth. My mother is afraid to take her to the supermarket, because when she gets there, she will stuff all the delicious food into the shopping cart. I am a naughty handsome boy. At home, I sometimes make my sister angry because I compete for toys, sometimes I make my mother angry because I don't do my homework, and sometimes I make my father angry because I don't do housework. I will correct myself and be like my father when I grow up!

I love my home, which bears all my happiness and troubles. When I am happy, I have my family to share with me, and when I am troubled, I have my family to bear with me. This happy home is my greatest wealth!