Funny and humorous short sentences of 8 words

1. Cute and cute, no bags under the eyes.

2. Spicy strips in the left hand and popsicle in the right hand.

3. When I am strong, I can eat all over the world.

4. One leaf blinds the eyes and deceives oneself and others.

5. The immortal isatis root.

6. If the ship carries a thousand catties, it will sink if you get on it.

7. Love across thousands of mountains and rivers.

8. Your cliff is my wandering.

9. I am happy and have lost a few pounds.

10. As long as there is electricity, I will be online.

11. Who else could I be compared to the great God of Funny?

12. Your intelligence is suitable for planting rice.

13. Diamonds are forever, but one is bankrupt!

14. Silently, watching your performance.

15. If you don’t love each other anymore, you will get married.

16. Flat-chested girls are open-minded.

17. There is nothing wrong with being a foodie.

18. Hug a dog and it will feel warm.

19. I will never stop hindering you.

20. You are a light bulb and you will shine.

21. Drunk in reality and awake in dreams.

22. A handsome word lasts throughout life.

23. Time flies, but it is better to have money.

24. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

25. Remember the goodness of others and forget the ugliness of others.

26. How about staying in the refrigerator with me.

27. A flower that gives up halfway.

28. The house is not big, but the villa is fine.

29. If you don’t love each other anymore, you will become moldy.

30. Stop making trouble, go home and take medicine.

31. Turn big things into small things and find trouble in small things.

32. Time is like water, and you won’t be full just by drinking.

33. A single spark can ignite smoke.

34. If you fall down, get up and cry again.

35. Smile affectionately and leave indifferently.

36. Without the toad, the swan is lonely.

37. I have lived in the deep sea for a long time and have never gone ashore.

38. I am a fat person, not a rough person.

39. I wish you nothing but poverty for the rest of your life.

40. Women are easily dumped if they don’t hold on.

41. Be prepared to be disappointed.

42. You annoying little goblin.

43. Give me a toothpick to pry the earth.

44. Do you deserve a beating for your homework again?

45. You are always in my heart.

46. Life is short, it must be sexy.

47. The so-called genius is a born fool.

48. Wherever you fall, you lie down.

49. Your face is thicker than your homework.

50. Don’t enter the acupoint, safety first.

51. My father’s son is very handsome.

52. This is the only one with no other branches.

53. Rats carry knives and look for cats all over the street!

54. Pretending to be stupid is also a state of mind.

55. The score is not high, just pass.

56. The deer in my heart has been killed.

57. You can be more funny than cute, and you can do anything.

58. You come and I go, you go and I come.

59. It cannot be displayed because it is too handsome.

60. It is difficult to walk with one foot, but you can climb with two feet.

61. You must abstain from courtesy first, and then I will be free.