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Performance pay joke
The lion asked a leopard to manage 10 wolves and distribute food to them. After receiving the meat, the leopard divided the meat into 1 1 portions, asked for one portion, and gave the rest to 10 wolves. This 10 wolf felt that he was short of points, so he joined forces to sing against the leopard. Although wolves can't beat leopards, 10 neither can wolves nor leopards. The leopard asked the lion to resign in frustration. The lion said, look at me. Lions divide meat into 1 1 portions of different sizes. He chose the biggest one first, and then proudly said to the other wolves, you can discuss how to share the meat yourself. In order to compete for more meat, the wolves cooked and ate each other and attacked maliciously, completely ignoring that they didn't even get ordinary meat. The leopard asked the lion enviously, what is this way? The lion smiled. Have you ever heard of human performance pay? ..... The next day, the lion still divided the meat into 1 1 pieces, but he chose two pieces and proudly said to the other wolves, you can discuss how to divide the meat yourself. 10 The wolf looked at 9 pieces of meat, quickly grabbed it, took a bite of the meat, and took a bite of his former companion, until finally there was a weak wolf lying on the ground dying. The leopard asked the lion enviously, what is this way? The lion smiled. Have you ever heard of the bottom elimination system? ..... On the third day, the lion divided the meat into two pieces, but he chose 1 piece, and then proudly said to the other wolves, you can discuss how to divide the meat yourself. The wolves fought with each other, and finally the strongest wolf defeated all the wolves and began to enjoy its booty swaggering. Only when the wolf is full can the other wolves eat again. These wolves became his younger brothers, respectfully obeying his management and enjoying his leftovers in an orderly way. From then on, the lion only needs to manage a wolf and distribute food to it. Other leopards don't have to worry about this anymore. They admire the lion and ask him, what is this? The lion smiled. Have you ever heard of competition for posts? ..... On the last day, the lion took all the meat and let the wolf eat grass. Because of the previous game, the wolves have been unable to fight any more, so they can only accept it. The leopard asked the lion enviously, what is this way? The lion smiled. Have you ever heard of a harmonious society?
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