Is there a joke that makes people laugh until their faces cramp?

A man and his mother are watching the news broadcast. The anchor said, "At the age of 25, someone earned 654.38+0 million." Mom said: "Look at others, study and study, and earn so much money at the age of 25." The anchor continued: "At present, he has been controlled by the police." Mother: ". . . . . . . . .

There was a man whose family was very rich and had a two-story house. One day, someone knocked at the door downstairs. When he went downstairs to open the door, the telephone upstairs rang. He hesitated for a moment, then went up to answer the phone. The other party said weakly, "Why don't you open the door? I have been waiting at the door for a long time. " "