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Brother potions gave up the championship! Iqiyi panicked. Did you finish five bottles of potions?

This summer's New Rap brought us a lot of joy, especially the performances of Brother Yao, Brother Jiao and Slam Dunk Master. I thought it was a joke for them to participate in Rap, but they proved their love with their strength!

Although Jiao Ge was eliminated in the sea election, this "Painting" has become a "divine comedy", which is popular all over the country.

Now everyone can sing two words "Mercedes-Benz Wild Horse and Thorny Rose"!

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"Dunkou" was eliminated from the previous program and announced that he would no longer participate in "China New Rap". He didn't want to be regarded as a "clown" by everyone. At the same time, he will also participate in another new program tailored for him by "Iqiyi"!

"Dunk" and "Jiao Ge" were both eliminated by the program of "New Rap", but the two eliminated players "Yao Shui Ge" were revived! And it is the highest overweight among all the eliminated singers!

Twisted Fate of League of Legends, the champion of the new rap gold chain in 2020, and the person who challenged the boxing champion Yi Long!

"Hippy Rat Overlord" deserves it!

Just as fans were discussing which tutor team to choose for a script similar to Jony J, Brother Yao chose an unexpected "give up"! ! !

"potion brother" simply answered many fans with a sentence "I don't deserve it this time"!

At the beginning, I just took part in "New Rap" with my love for rap and gave it a try. It is enough to go to the second round and let everyone hear "Medicine Song"! I never expect to return to the competition as the first in the resurrection list, or give the opportunity to people who need it more!

Many fans were looking forward to the second stage of Yao Shuige's performance. After all, the song Yao Shui Ge really hit home! There is also the content in the lyrics, "Is it better?" It also contains a lot of personal experiences of Yao Shuige!

It combines these experiences with the expressions of "self-mockery" and "positive energy", just as Brother Yaoshui himself said: "I climbed from the bottom of society and was despised by others."

The lyrics show past competitions, live broadcasts and all kinds of interesting stalks. "Brother Yao Shui" has always been a controversial figure, his seemingly absurd, funny, pretending to be crazy and selling stupidity. Let many people directly call him "a person with abnormal brain."

Because he will engage in all kinds of "artistic behaviors" in the live broadcast room, he will suddenly pretend to cry, salute you with wide eyes, perform handstand on the chair, pour mineral water on his head, and cut the white T full of holes for no reason. ...

In 20 17, brother Yaoshui was just an ordinary anchor of League of Legends. His favorite hero was the card, because he was afraid that S would buy five bottles of "red potion" every time he went out!

Later, he named his studio "the strongest card". It was this "strongest card" that triggered the clash of the titans of Brother Yaoshui. A netizen sprayed a sentence during the live broadcast of Lianmai: "The strongest card, is it better?"

Brother Yaoshui refused to be sprayed and replied, "Would you rather match it?" ?

In this way, the two sides began a turn-based system of mutual spraying, with only three simple words: "Are you willing to match?" Whoever stops first loses!

This kind of communication lasted from 8 o'clock that night to 3 o'clock in the morning. The two sides said in various tones, or excited, or high, or low, or cadence, "Do you deserve it?" I talked for eight hours. In these eight hours, the number of online people in the live broadcast room rose wildly, and the barrage was quickly screened.

Finally, after a long battle, the opponent of "Brother Yao Shui" finally shouted hysterically: "I don't deserve it, get out, cnm!" ,

Brother potions has sealed the gods since then!

That is, from that day on, Brother Yao Shui embarked on the road of "art".

In the face of insults from water friends, he will bite his teeth, twitch all over, and stick out his tongue and say, "My mother is watching the live broadcast, stop swearing!" "

When he confessed to his sister Lian Mai, he would suddenly stop and say with a painful face, "My mother was cheated by others" or suddenly "choke her neck and stick out her tongue."

Holding several "hundred-dollar bills" in his hand, he shouted to the camera: "Go, go, take it, go!"

He will also pour all the mineral water on his head and then throw away one end of the empty bottle.

He will lead his friends around him, wear a suit and tie, and shout to the camera: one, two, three, four, stick to yourself. This is the positive energy link of Yao Shuige.

With these bizarre behaviors, Brother Yao Shui was promoted to "Brother Midnight Live" and became one of the essential expression packs for young people to chat. He also made a lot of money!

However, behind these successes, it is really necessary for the "potion brother" and the team to rehearse around the clock. In order to keep the live broadcast alive, he drinks 2-3 bottles of Red Bull every night!

"Brother Yao Shui" admitted in the interview that he was indeed different from normal people in language and body movements. He also wanted to do a normal career, but because of his poor learning ability, he finally got nothing.

Later, Brother Yaoshui spent more than one million yuan to buy a Maserati. He said, "Not to pretend anything, nor because he likes driving, but to use this car to counter the cynicism that others have said to him."

Although the revival of giving up new rap is surprising, it is also reasonable. The artistic life of "Brother Yao Shui" always needs to be maintained by topic!

He is not only the gold chain winner of New Rap 2020, but also the uncrowned king of New Rap!

We can laugh at Liu Bo, but Liu Bo is a collection of all of us. We all think Liu Bo is a fool, but we don't know why we like to amuse him.

When we laughed at him, he regarded each of us as a mirror!