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Here are three strategies for you

The first strategy: perseverance

When men chase girls, they rarely succeed in just one chase, especially when two people are in all aspects. When the gap is huge and men are at a disadvantage, men can only use this strategy if they want to get the love of girls. As the saying goes: If you are thick-skinned, you can eat enough; if you are thin-skinned, you can't eat. If you give up as soon as a girl rejects you, you will have no chance at all.

Men should use this strategy at this time. Firstly, they are not afraid of shame, secondly, they are not afraid of humiliation, thirdly, they are not afraid of being tired, fourthly, they are not afraid of spending money, and fifthly, they are not afraid of wasting time. Men understand that men are afraid of pestering women and are afraid of hardship. As long as they persevere and never give up, victory will definitely belong to them. This is also the fundamental reason why a good man does not have a good wife and a lazy man takes over the flowers.

Second plan: Play hard to get

Such a man is very cunning. He obviously covets girls, but always keeps a certain distance from girls. What men use is to play hard to get, strategically despising girls, and tactically focusing on girls. He knew that the closer he chased a girl as his prey, the faster she might run. On the surface, he pretends not to care about girls, and his attitude seems lukewarm, neither salty nor indifferent. He just wants the girls to relax their vigilance towards him, so that it is easier to observe the girls' weaknesses and not expose his own shortcomings.

He never talks about feelings in front of girls, but always shows that he is very good at the right opportunity. His purpose in doing this is to let girls know that he is not on the same level as those fly-like men. Just wait until the opportunity comes and get the girl in one fell swoop.

Third plan: Simmer over slow fire

The ancients said: You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, but love is to be cultivated. Men have a very thorough understanding of these two ancient Chinese sayings. Chasing a girl is like cooking. Stir-frying with high fire is definitely not possible. It must be stir-fried to a paste. It needs to be stir-fried slowly over a slow fire and enjoy the joy of cooking.

Their specific approach is to find opportunities to get close to girls, and first put the girls in the pot they have prepared in the name of friends. The seasoning is to often invite girls to meals, outings, movies, and events. Parties, etc., as long as the girl doesn't refuse, and the food continues like this, one day the raw beef of the girl will be stewed, and it will become a dish for him to go with wine. How to pursue girls

From the perspective of a girl, I understand the psychology of girls better. Most girls will not take the initiative to pursue the boy they like, unless they really like him too much or are brave girls with more personality. So, if you like a girl very much and think she is also interested in you, then take the initiative and don't get into a tug-of-war with her. If you feel uncomfortable, the person you like may suffer too.

Whenever a girl is chased by someone, her psychology is very complicated. She may be happy, but she is also a little scared. She has an ambivalent attitude towards this boy who breaks into her peaceful life. She does not mean to refuse but welcome him. Don't think that she is testing you, she is actually fighting with herself, and she is afraid of being hurt.

Don’t be afraid that your initiative will offend her. If you don’t take the initiative, she won’t take the initiative either, and she will slowly fade away. If your initial confession is rejected by her, that's normal. Don't be discouraged, who knows what this girl is thinking?

Maybe if you confess your love twice more, she will be moved by you. A good girl with a kind heart is easily moved.

If you suffer a setback, leave immediately, never talk to this girl again, protect yourself tightly, and lick your wounds silently. While you are in pain, little do you know, that girl Maybe I am feeling regretful and regretful in my heart! Maybe she will cry secretly and regret rejecting you. She will also be very sad when she sees your indifferent eyes, but she will not tell you and will definitely not ask you to come back and chase her. Your excessive self-esteem may hurt a girl's sensitive heart.

She will think that you don’t really like him, otherwise why would you just give up on her?

Some people say that it is really difficult for boys to chase girls. But my feeling is that this phenomenon is inseparable from the social role positioning of men and women. From a physiological and social perspective, women are always passive.

If, on the other hand, it were the other way around, making men shy and women moving forward courageously, the world would be in chaos! A woman's shyness is always beautiful and touching~ I have always heard that a brave man overcame many difficulties and finally won the heart of a beautiful woman. There are very few examples of the opposite.

I often hear a saying that a girl’s mood is like the weather. Sometimes it’s sunny, cloudy, and sometimes it rains. The ups and downs of her mood are really unpredictable. Hey! This sentence really hits the nail on the head. If you think about it from another angle, it certainly expresses the helplessness of many boys. If you don't have any ability to predict, then sooner or later you will accept the retribution of the storm. If girls’ tempers are really like the weather, then let’s take a closer look at the classification of weather! This time we will compare the level of wind with the temper of a girl.

Level 1.0 - No wind: At this time, you can't feel any girl's temper at all, and it seems like you are in still air. Usually, this situation usually only happens when your girlfriend is not around. And your spirit can be in a completely relaxed state.

Level 2.1 - Soft Wind: At this time, you will feel a little bit of the girl's reaction. You will see the girl laughing and saying she is annoying. At this time, you will feel that she is like a soft spring. The breeze makes people feel very comfortable.

Level 3.2 - Qingfeng: At this time, the girl has begun to show a little displeasure. She usually vomits boredom to express her feelings, but then turns away quickly. This level may It won't have any impact on you.

Level 4.3 - Breeze: At this time you will find that girls start to show more displeasure, usually hitting you with a small object to let you know to stop it! But it may not affect you because you will think she is joking with you.

Level 5.4 - Zephyr: You will find that girls begin to use some vocal languages ??to express their unhappy mood.

Level 6.5 - Qingfeng: You should feel a little chilly at this time. Usually girls will glare at you fiercely and say some sarcastic words. Don't think it's just a breeze. If you still If you have been in this situation for a long time without knowing it, then I have to remind you that there is a gap between this level and the next level of strong wind!

Level 7.6—Strong Wind: This is a level. Girls usually have their hands on their waists and start cursing, and the tone of voice has already been raised. You should know whether to advance or retreat!

Level 8.7 - Hayate: At this time, he has started to get angry, and he keeps shouting and cursing.

Level 9.8 - Gale: This level is a bit scary at the beginning. In addition to the continuous curses, there will also be some loud noises and noises, usually while cursing and banging the table!

Level 10.9 - Gale: At this level, there will be some loss of property. Usually she starts to drop some small things that are easily accessible, such as pens, mobile phones, and shoes! It often causes damage to some small things. Remember that you must have the ability to catch objects in the air at this time.

Level 11.10—Storm: At this time, a lot of things will often break and be damaged. Don’t pretend to be calm or strong at this time, as you encounter one after another that is directed at you. When throwing objects, it is best to find cover first and handle them as if you were experiencing an earthquake.

Level 12.11 - Gale: This level is just like the name. She will rush over and hit people like crazy, often causing some disasters to humans. Usually, one slap can't escape.

Category 13.12—Hurricane: This level is the severe typhoon we are familiar with. If precautions are not taken, there are usually casualties and disasters. How to please a girl:

If you have a girl you like, you should cherish the relationship between the two. You have to learn to care about her, love her, and make her feel how much you care about her. To be a boy, you need to read a girl's heart, understand her thoughts, and make the girl feel your meticulous care. She will sing around you like a happy bird. You have to learn to walk, go shopping, sing, dance, and go on outings with her... You have to always give her a sense of novelty and buy some trinkets for her, which are cheap and express your love and make her feel you. If you are a good boy who understands taste and love life, she will love you even more.

Only by understanding each other can we have the same language, and only by being tolerant of each other can love be sweeter.

You need to let her understand that girls need to be pampered, loved and cared about, cared for and loved by others! Love means giving and dedication, love means making you happy for life, this is true love! I believe that with your cleverness and wisdom, you will be able to please the girl!

Teach you how to please a girl

1. "Can I ask you for directions?" "Where to?" "To your heart."

2. "Can I borrow a dollar from you?" "Why?" "I want to call my mom to tell her that I just met the woman of my dreams." or "I want to call your mom to thank her." ”

3. “Is your father a thief?” “No.” “Then how could he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes?” (Be prepared if they answer you. "Yes")

4. "You are so warm that you melted the plastic in my underwear."

5. "Your legs must be very tired Right?" "Why?" "Because you have been running in my mind all day."

6. (Look at his/her clothes tags. When they say "What are you doing?" ) answer "Just to see if you were made in heaven." or "Just to see if you are my number."

7. "Sorry, I lost my phone number. I can borrow yours." "?"

8. "I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that I can stop breathing."

9. "Miss, please give it back." Me!" "What!" "My heart, you took it away with your eyes!"

10. "There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take my eyes off you. "

11. "I'm having a bad day today. Seeing a pretty girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?"

12. "It's raining today. "It's so big." "Yeah!" "That's because God is drooling over you."

13. "If I could rearrange the English letters, I would put U and I together."

14. "Sorry, I am an artist, it is my job to stare at beautiful women."

15. "Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world." "Why not number one?" "With you, I am the happiest person!" Techniques for chasing girls

Very detailed "Tips for chasing girls" The most difficult thing for lovers is that they don't know how to do it Start this program. Men will worry about their rude behavior, and women will worry that men will regard themselves as vain. In the final analysis, it is the man who should start this process. You may wish to refer to the specific techniques listed below

Hand contact

① When crossing the road: Say: "Hurry up, the red light is red." Then naturally hold her hand and walk across the road.

②When you get off the boat or walk on a bumpy road: naturally stretch out your hand and say to her: "Come on, it's dangerous here, please." Take my hand. ”

③When people are crowded: Say to her: “Hold my hand, otherwise we will be separated.” If she is coy, grab her hand; if she really wants to If she likes you, she will just struggle for a few times and then obey. If she really doesn't want to, she will try to break away with force. This is not a sign of respect for her will. You are cowardly.

④When she wanted to stand up: Of course she said to her: "Come on, let me pull you up"

⑤ Compare the size of your hands with her: "Come on, let's do it." Let's see who has the bigger hand. Oh, your hands are so cute. ”

⑥Try your wrist strength: can you resist her hand pull?

⑦Look at palmistry: This method is very old, but very effective. If you really do palmistry If you are knowledgeable and can talk for five minutes, she will be very interested.

Touching on shoulders and other parts

① When a car is coming from behind; Say: "The car is here." Then he easily pulls her closer by the shoulder.

② When Danqiu Qian: Come, let me push her shoulder naturally.

③When you come to the entrance of the restaurant: Pat her shoulder gently and say: "This is it, how about it?" "If she agrees, gently hold her shoulders and walk in together.

④When the wind suddenly turns cold or it rains suddenly: take off your coat and put it on her body, and then gently lift her shoulders.< /p>

⑤ When introducing a building or historic site: Put your left hand on her shoulder from behind, point to the building or historic site with your right hand and say: "That's the one there."

⑥When riding the Ferris wheel in an amusement park or entering a haunted house: hold her hand tightly or put your arm around her shoulders.

⑦When she just stood up on the grass: You said: "Oh, it's dirty here." Slap her ass a few times. Remember, the touching movements should be natural and gentle, and the tone of voice should be relaxed and natural. You must not feel nervous, because a woman is already very nervous when she comes into contact with the opposite sex for the first time. Internally, if she likes you, not only will she not mind you touching her, she'll want you to do so. But your actions. Your demeanor and tone will have an important impact on her mood. If you act unnaturally, she will become even more unnatural and may even reject you. The other techniques described below also assume that she likes you and that you do it naturally.

Other initial contact techniques

① Touch her head, gather her hair with your fingers, or stroke her hair with your fingers. If she looks shy and doesn't object, you can consider further contact next time.

③Pinch her nose gently to make her happy.

④ Point her forehead with your hand and say: "You naughty little piggy" will make her laugh.

Skin-to-skin contact skills

The conditions for skin-to-skin contact are the external atmosphere and environment plus intimate conversation with each other. The conversation must start with natural topics, and it is best to use gestures and expressions to arouse the excitement of the other party's soul. The environment and atmosphere should focus on the following points:

① In a dark place: This can eliminate her shame and make her feelings more open

② In a narrow place: The other person’s body will naturally When people are in direct contact with each other, they will naturally produce "magnetism". If you don't hate each other, this "magnetism" is very tempting and can make you highly focused.

③ Quiet tree-lined avenues and dense willow banks: It is easy to stir up the emotions in a woman’s heart, and it is also a suitable place.

④ The climate needs to be warm: it is too cold and has no mood. The most suitable temperature is 25℃.

⑤Voices that can make a woman intoxicated, low and intermittent whispers, the sound of rain, the sound of cars, etc.

⑥When the other person is depressed: there will be a desire to talk to the opposite sex. desire.

Note that when making the above initial contact, it must be suitable for the environment and atmosphere at the time. For example, you cannot do this when watching the climax of a sad drama. If the environment is suitable, you can also add a bit of romance, and girls won't hate it. But for mature older women, you are not too romantic.

Things to note when dining with a woman:

a. Take the initiative to invite her to dinner, because most girls are not willing to say that they are hungry.

b. Ask her what she wants to eat first. If she doesn’t express her opinion, you can decide the menu yourself. Don't push back and forth. If you think you're being polite to the other person, you'll actually embarrass the other person. When ordering, be careful not to order food that sticks to your teeth as it will ruin the atmosphere.

c. Try not to make any noise when eating. It is better to talk and eat at the same time.

d. You can stutter as much as you want. Girls usually like boys with a strong appetite.

Notes on drinking:

a. Never force your girlfriend to drink on a first date. This will make your girlfriend unhappy, and she may refuse to date you again on the pretext that you force her to drink.

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b. Don’t pretend to be massive, whether you know it or not.

c. If she drinks and her face turns red, you should praise her.

If you are late for a date:

Rush to the date, gasp and sincerely apologize to the other party, and then naturally find an excuse, such as "There was a traffic jam on Zhongshan Road, I was so anxious." I jumped out of the car and ran over, and I was out of breath." Or: "I wanted to find a gift you like and give it to you, but I couldn't make up the time..." In short, make it reasonable and make it impossible for her to realize that it was you. Being late due to negligence has nothing to do with cars or gifts. This kind of promise helps to resolve the girlfriend's dissatisfaction. The motives are good and cannot be regarded as malicious deception. However, being late is something you can never do again. If you tell too many lies, the truth will eventually come out.

Tips for saying goodbye to her:

It is best to say goodbye to her at the appropriate station, wait with her until the bus arrives, and then wait for her to get on the bus and the bus has driven out. Leave. This way the woman won't think you're not tight enough. If she is willing to let you take her home, it means that she already has a crush on you.

The timing must be determined at this time, that is, the first date should end when the girl still wants to get along with you. This is a surefire way to make her look forward to the next date. In the meantime, you should use the following invitation techniques. For example, while waiting for the bus, you ask her: "Today is the summer solstice. Do you know what summer solstice means?" She says she doesn't know, and then the bus arrives. You say, "Okay, I'll tell you on our next date." Repeat the next time and place, and then send her to the car. Or, as she was about to break up, she said, "I had a great time spending the evening with you." You must immediately pick up the topic and say, "That's great, I'll make you happier next time." Then repeat appropriately the time and place of the next date.

Tips for getting to know her:

Most women don’t hate being approached by strange men, because they subconsciously think that this is because they have enough charisma to attract men, but If your words are inappropriate and your expression is unnatural, they will not stop to talk to you. Therefore, you should think about the content of the conversation before striking up a conversation and use the following questions appropriately.

① A question that is more suitable for a confident woman who wears heavy makeup:

Can I buy you a cup of coffee?

Miss, you are so beautiful, miss, your hair is so elegant and charming!

Miss, your temperament is so charming. Can we be friends?

Miss, your clothes are so beautiful. Where did you buy them? I want to tell my cousin.

Miss, are you a fashion model? Could you please sign...what? Not you? No, I don't believe it. You are so beautiful, so

please sign your name."

②An opening noun that is more suitable for ordinary girls, it must be said in a humorous and interesting way.

---The view of the sea in front is so beautiful. Can we go and see the sea together?

---I like your dressing style, please talk to me about it. I want my sister to imitate it too.

----Do you really want to invite you to have a drink and enjoy it?

----I know a restaurant with beautiful style and atmosphere. Let's go and enjoy it together.

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Things to note when doing this:

①Don’t approach a strange woman from behind.

②Smile naturally when your eyes meet.

③Don't look at the other person's body from top to bottom

④Be natural and don't let the other person feel that you are trying to strike up a conversation with her.

⑤Don't rush in. Touch any part of the other person's body.

⑥Don't get discouraged when the other person refuses. You need to keep asking at least 5 times.

⑦Don't pester the other person. Block the other person's path and follow her closely. Even if you fail, it's no big deal.

⑧ This way of getting acquainted can only allow you to have fun with her for a short time. If you can make an appointment with her for the next meeting. , it is a complete success.

Know how to end the first contact at the right time

⑨ If the woman’s response is enthusiastic, you don’t need to stick to the above approach. , but should "take advantage of the victory"

First of all, there must be a suitable environment, then at a suitable time, and finally with a suitable sentence (those so-called classics are simply impossible, in your first place) Not only did you not have the courage to speak clearly for such a long time, but others also didn’t have the heart to listen to such long talk.) Therefore, our scene has been designed. Judging from the tone of your question, you must know each other. Very unfamiliar. So, first of all, you need to get in touch with her more, for example, talk to her as an ordinary colleague (classmate). Gradually, the topics will become more profound, ranging from the weather to life. , you have to show that you are a man with ideals, ambitions, and a sense of responsibility that girls can rely on. Note: You must not let her notice that you are interested in her at this stage. In this way, over time, it actually depends on you. It depends on how you feel. It usually takes at least two weeks for a girl to develop a crush on you. At this time, strike while the iron is hot. Think of a reason and an opportunity to ask her to have a meal on a day when it might rain soon and continue your chat. At that time, it happened to be raining on the way you were sending her back after dinner. You helped her hold an umbrella considerately or simply took off her coat and put it on her, and told her in a magnetic voice to be careful not to catch a cold. At this time, she will definitely be intoxicated and have some fantasies about what it would be like to be your girlfriend.

But this is not the perfect time yet, you have to continue to whet her appetite. Then, when she starts to take the initiative to talk to you, the time is ripe. Ask her to go to a particularly elegant restaurant and tell her under candlelight: I love you. You're done. P.S. Don’t confess your feelings during the day. People, especially women, are most emotional at night! So choose to express your love at night! Using my method, it will take about a week to a month, but it will definitely be 100% successful~