Laugh a cold joke for a second.

1. The data of 1 and 1 this year shocked me, a post-90s generation. The data shows that among the people who buy wigs, the post-90 s are indeed "bald." I really can't accept the statistics of baldness. Oh, forget it, I took the express delivery!

Nowadays, it is very simple for men and women to get along. That is, men do something wrong, women object, men apologize, and things are solved; Or the woman did something wrong, the man raised an objection, the man apologized and raised an objection, and the matter was solved.

3.a: If you want to hit someone now, who do you want to hit most? B: You tried to beat me up last month. Why did I spend more than last month? Let me return it this month. You will feel the same way next month.

4. Pupils like to say "Grandson, I am here with your grandfather"; Junior high school students: "son, be careful of dad." I'll find someone to hit you. " College student: "Scared my baby to death!" Don't, now people like to reverse growth?

I found the place where my wife put her money a few months ago, and then I always reach out and touch one or two pieces of change every month. Until yesterday, I reached out and caught a cactus inside, and I knew it was time to stop.

6. "Hey, man, have you ever been in a fight at school?" "Do I have to call?" "So, so you lost money?" "What do you mean, when did you start to lose money when you were beaten?"

7. Walking out of the casino, I smiled coldly, ignored the amazing eyes of ordinary people around me, and went straight to a stall on the street and asked, "Boss, can I borrow your underwear?"

8. The teacher said: Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. I'm very excited when I hear it. Other people's wives are very excited when they think about it.

9. On a dark night in a month, I said to the magic mirror with anticipation: magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the whitest person in the world? The magic mirror said: Who? Who's talking?

10. This year, a buddy sold goods and earned 380,000 yuan a day. Now he is at home. I asked him how he earned his money, and he said that he was selling fakes, and his leg was broken, and the insurance company paid for it ... (It's purely a spoof, please don't take it seriously! )

1 1. The teacher asked, "What words can combine people and animals perfectly?" The students unanimously answered that it was a mermaid! Only Xiao Ming raised his calloused right hand and replied, "single dog!"

12. Double Eleven struggled for two hours, turned off the computer, and thought that I really had to tighten my belt in the second half of the month. Hey, speaking of belts, then I silently turned on the computer. ...

13. One day, I went shopping with my best friend. My best friend was harassed and molested by a group of hooligans. I can't see the past I went up to help my best friend, thinking that she would share several people with her at worst. Unexpectedly, none of them spoke to me, but they all molested their girlfriends. I hate it!

14. Traveling with female colleagues = staying in a hotel. She said, "Let's get a room and save money." As soon as I heard it, it was because I was poor. He said to the waiter, "Open two presidential suites." Then he left. That's why I'm so rich but I've always been single.

15. M: Your mother gave me 50,000 yuan to break up with you. Let's break up. Woman: Don't you have a deposit of more than 654.38+00,000? You still care about this 50 thousand? Man: How do you think this money came from?

16. The ex-girlfriend is very introverted. How introverted is she? She wanted to end her four-year relationship with me, but she was too embarrassed to say it. She called her new boyfriend and told me.

17. Shopping with my girlfriend, passing a cesspit, my girlfriend suddenly asked: If I jump with your mother at the same time. Who will you save first? I said, "You." The girlfriend said, "That's very kind of you. What about your mother? " "I know my mother, she won't jump!"

18. Have you ever traveled abroad? For example, I have been to Saipan and Maldives. Tell me about the detailed travel expenses and strategies. I may use it when I get together with my classmates and chat recently. ...

19. Girl: "Why did you refuse me?" Boy: "We are not suitable!" "Girl:" What's the matter? I'll change it! " "Boy:" Gender! " Hearing this, the girl excitedly took out her mobile phone and said, "Hello? Brother, I told you that you have a game, but you just don't listen! "

20. My wife broke up with me when she saw me playing games all day. Say either choose her or choose the game. It's so hard to choose! Everybody give me an idea. Happy Yasuo robbed the online children. What should I pretend?