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Classic dialogue in university toilets ~ ~ ~ Children are not suitable for 2007-06-27 18:58. I am a freshman, a new bird. It's the first time I have a class in the experimental building, and I defecate between classes. I saw a toilet door with a male curtain hanging on it. I quickly opened the curtain and went in. Unexpectedly, a girl is wiping the lower body liquid with a facial tissue after urinating. Because the kitten is CN, she immediately froze on the spot, only feeling blood rushing from the soles of her feet to the top of her head and pushing the stool back. I've never seen a girl beautiful, but I've only seen a glass of dark beer.

That girl is at least three or four years older and experienced. Throw the towel into the wastebasket unhurriedly and put it on the jeans slowly. I said in the tone of an experienced person: Freshmen, that's the men's room. We often hang the wrong curtains for entertainment. I hurried out, sweating profusely.

After I came out, my heart beat faster and I couldn't calm down for a long time. Ignorant, I walked into the men's room with a female curtain. Find a hole, unbutton your pants, squat down and do something. I'm still thinking about what just happened.

After the convenience, I stood up after cleaning the battlefield and just grabbed my pants to lift them. As the light swept away, a girl in the right pit looked at me from the side. His trousers are also half faded, and he is uncovering the hygiene J on NK by hand. Look carefully, but it is my classmate MM, who is also waiting to see me for a while.

Suddenly, I reacted at the same time and quickly lifted my pants together. MM is pink and white, small and exquisite. I don't mean to look at her nude, but I can't help seeing red and black.

MM's face suddenly turned red, and then we had a conversation that made me cold. I swear to the cat: the following is a record of the conversation, and no changes have been made artificially.

MM: "Come to the toilet?" God knows why she asked such a sentence.

Me: "Ah, ok. I have an upset stomach today. Are you here too? " (I didn't really think through my brain at that time, I didn't think at all. I swear to God, I asked her if she went to the bathroom, not if J came. )

MM: ah! (blushing even more) It's a pity that I arrived a few days early. (it seems that MM's thinking is also very chaotic, not much better than me. )

Even: ... (speechless, I really can't find anything to answer)

Finally, at this juncture, we both put on our pants. MM looks a little normal, and her thinking has turned a little. We both said in unison, "Are you in the wrong toilet?" After saying this, MM looked at me. Frankly speaking, her eyes are big and beautiful.

MM: "The ladies' room, isn't it written on the curtain?" A college student doesn't know about the men's and women's toilets? It seems that if I can't find the wrong evidence, MM will probably think that I came in to peep on purpose and treat me as a pervert. )

I broke down and was accused by girls of going to the wrong toilet twice in one day. If this comes out, I won't have to study in my university. But I can't explain to MM that as soon as I walked into the toilet, the girl kicked me out, so I went into the toilet. I feel that there is also a camel shit in my head, and I am panicked.

Finally, God never shuts one door but he opens another, and I got extremely favorable evidence to prove my innocence. I said something to MM that I couldn't help admiring myself: "I asked about the men's room, but the curtains hung badly. Besides, you girls shouldn't need this urinal, right? " Then I proudly pointed to the urinal in the toilet.

Sure enough, this is extremely lethal, and MM's face is redder than before. He hung his head and muttered, "I'm really sorry to bother you." But I have to change all this. Can you take a look at the door for me? I just saw the monitor of our class go into that toilet, so I can't go in and change it. ! "