What humorous car sales jokes are there?

1, because a man didn't buy a car and his girlfriend ran away with someone else, the man was in pain. So he went to Dabei Temple to ask Master for a phone number. After explaining his purpose, Master Zhong wrote down the number "400-007-7 172".

The man asked with tears in his eyes, "Master, do you want me to save enough money to buy a car for my wife?" The master looked up and stared at him and said, Amitabha, I asked you to call and ask if you could get a loan to buy a car first.

You can steal my jokes, my words, my beautiful photos, and even secretly like me, but don't secretly find someone else to buy a car.

I admit that I have never let you go. Even if you don't pick up when I call you or send a message, I still can't let you go, just because you said before that you would contact me when you need to buy a car, and you would ask your classmates, colleagues and aunts to buy a car.

4. It's funny that there are rumors that I didn't perform well recently. Let me clarify for you, it's not a rumor, it's true.

5. There are still 10 days before Chinese New Year. Your first love is back, your secret love is back, your predecessor is back, classmates get married, get together, meet your first love, meet your ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend and so on. Do you really need me to buy a car in full or in installments to improve your temperament?

6. I asked the master: "I am under great pressure to sell cars, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, and my salary is low." Others have time to take a vacation, but I can't. I feel very tired and confused, and my mind is blocked. Master, what should I do? " Jackson put his right hand over his left chest and said nothing.

I asked the master, "Do you mean not complaining, having a clear conscience and living up to your dreams?" The Zen master shook his head and said, "Stay away from me." I did this before I became a monk! Listen to you say this again today, my heart is jumping!