There is a joke that describes "what is noble"

You must choose the best prime location.

Hire a French designer

If you build it, you must build the most upscale apartment.

The elevator goes straight to the house.

The smallest apartment is 400 square meters.

What broadband, fiber optic cable, satellite

Do everything you can to connect him.

There is a garden upstairs and a swimming pool in the building.

There stands an English housekeeper in the building.

Wearing a wig, like a gentleman.

As soon as the host enters the door, he must tell others if there is anything.

Can I help you, sir?

A pure English cockney accent.

Belle has face.

Build another aristocratic school in the community with textbooks from Harvard.

Tuition alone costs tens of thousands a year.

Build another American clinic and wait 24 hours.

Just one word-expensive!

It costs 18 thousand to see a cold

Neighbors either drive a BMW or a Mercedes.

If you drive a Japanese car.

You are embarrassed to say hello.

How much do you think this apartment costs per square meter?

I think it will cost two thousand dollars anyway.

Two thousand dollars? ! This is the cost.

Starting at four thousand dollars.

Not too expensive, no discount.

You have to study the shopping psychology of the owners.

Owners who are willing to spend $2,000 on a house.

I don't care about paying another two thousand.

Do you know what a successful person is?

Successful people only buy the most expensive, not the best.

So, our slogan for real estate is

Not the best, but the most expensive.

Bombing Japan Edition

You must choose the place with the most buildings.

Use domestic bombers

Throw the most accurate bomb and hit it directly.

The warhead should be at least 400 kilograms.

What shrapnel, smart bomb, incendiary bomb, whatever can be used, give it to him.

There are Qiang 5 in the formation, and cruise missiles are hung on the wings.

There is a pro-Japanese tied to the warhead, dyed with golden hair, which is particularly obscene.

When the plane flies together, don't yell at it no matter what happens.

"China people don't play China people! ! "A real traitor's mouth, a worthless relic.

More than one hundred gunboats were sent to Tokyo Bay.

200 mm gun

A light explosive shell is worth 40 kilograms.

Send another missile fleet for 24 hours.

Small expulsion loading nuclear warheads.

Just one word-fierce!

The comrades around me either bombed hospitals or bombed schools.

If you blow up a house,

You are embarrassed to say hello.

How many Japanese will die in such a storm a day?

I think it's 2 million.

2 million. That's the suburbs.

4 million cases

Don't push too hard.

You must understand the anti-Japanese sentiment of the Japanese people.

China people who are willing to kill two million Japanese.

I don't care about killing two million more.

What is indiscriminate bombing?

Indiscriminate bombing means that no matter where it is bombed.

They all bombed the most people.

The most expensive thing is not to blow up the building.

So, our slogan for bombing Tokyo is

Not the best and most accurate, but many people want to die! !