Talk about local tyrants

1. A person who wants to get rich must make his friends local tyrants before he can take us there.

Second, I like making friends with loyal local tyrants too much! 360-degree charming temperament without dead ends! I will help you with your work! I'll call my friend now! Don't even bother to dial the phone number! Oh, overbearing president, simple and rude, I like it!

Third, have a drink with a rich man and ask him: You are so rich, what are your ideals and goals in life? He said: After several years of hard work, I will go to the countryside to buy a farmhouse, raise some chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and pigs, plant some flowers and plants, dig wild vegetables in spring, fish in summer, pick corn in autumn, sweep the snow in winter, drink some wine and brag. Life in the countryside is really beautiful! After drinking, I went home and pondered for half a night. Damn it, the ideal of local tyrants is my life now, and I still argue for a fart.

Fourth, the people in the play are all local tyrants, either rich or expensive, and they feel that they are not in the same class as us.

5. Suddenly feel that we are local tyrants. Harbin eats fish and Qingdao eats shrimp. Last time Beidaihe came to eat hemp! Spicy! That's great. Pot! Can you live a better life?

6. My uncle said you can't go too far! People in this life can't Dont Ask For Help! Do things, talk and do things so well! My grandmother is so lucky to have a local tyrant uncle! We have filial piety! So let everything get better soon! My uncle said that when we are all here, these people will come to the hospital regularly to see grandma! So don't expect others when we are away! See through those gossipy women who dare not do things and say cynicism! I can only work hard for my sister!

Seven, send * * *, only the mouth to say again, what did you send? However, if the details are displayed, only ugly cakes will be sent. Local tyrants are really rich.

Eight, it is really sad and happy. It is time to fight for character. There are so many local tyrants in deer rice. Why buy 1990? How can I be embarrassed by people who have worked so hard to see deer?

Nine, the phenomenon that village committees are generally controlled by local tyrants exists in rural areas in economically developed areas. Most of the assets such as land and village-run enterprises in the village have become the private property of the village party secretary and village head. The village party secretary and village head in developed areas are basically billionaires.

Ten, the local tyrants came, and the list was 65,000, which became 84,500 in one month. I've always said that the richer you get, the richer you get.

Eleven, it is said that the four signs of China local tyrants in 20xx: Dare to buy roadside cakes, dare to help uncles and aunts, dare to go to the ice city to eat fish, dare to order Qingdao prawns! Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say.

12. A local tyrant friend I used to know decided to change sex, and he made it clear to his parents. This really shocked us, but after we discussed it online, we also understood that life is our own, and life is only once. Since we are so determined, as long as we don't break the law and don't regret it, let's do it.

Thirteen, Beowulf hard, defend to the death. Scholars sell arguments and ruin the name of Confucius in the summer. Local tyrants sell people and flatter corrupt officials. There is nothing in my family except the old saying.

14. A local friend called me and asked me if you had anything to do today. I said samban, what's wrong with you? Local friends said that I don't pay the fixed-line phone bill. What's wrong with everyone recently? Popular retarded style?

Fifteen, the husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster strikes. In real life, especially now, there is no need for catastrophe. It stands to reason that material life is much better than childhood anyway. Now that children have graduated from college and joined the work, as long as they can inherit the tradition and overcome it, they can survive, but with such a little pressure, they can unconditionally compete with local tyrants, okay?

Sixteen, the local gold I just got is gone in less than half an hour.

Seventeen, you can watch a Liuyang local tyrant wedding, 3 million decorated luxury villas, really domineering. I went back to eat dirt.

Eighteen, midnight arrived, I woke up in a daze and thought I had crossed, and the decoration style of local tyrants was also intoxicating.

Nineteen, I changed my one-yuan red envelope for a local gold. Have fun! The king of Yue was obviously very happy. No, no, no.

Twenty, some people say that because the real estate is leased and publicly owned, the rural homestead can be privately owned, but it has not been exchanged for environmental civilization. Some people say that because of poverty, a large number of local tyrants can create a world that shows off their wealth. However, an American boy who married a fisherman in China saw the beautiful natural scenery of the fishing village being messy. He volunteered to clean up the environment every day and finally moved the village head and villagers. It can be seen that it is a culture that truly inherits the character of respecting self-esteem. There are many people like China, but they are not necessarily popular or respected.

Twenty-one, in fact, girls who are a little beautiful and not too stupid have learned the skills of sex and married local tyrants. Those who dwell on love and hate all day are stupid and ugly.

Twenty-two, this day really saw the country where local tyrants gathered!

Twenty-three, Hu Jian local tyrants marry their daughters, and they marry 1 billion, 1 plane. What is your dowry?

24. The first time I saw Leica's telescope, I saw a local birdie's telescope with a red label, and I thought, why did Coca-Cola build a telescope?

25. Why is Candiman graceful out? On coolness, there is no DJ coolness, on beauty, on video games, on local tyrants, and there is no Qin Long local tyrant looking for the shooter Wei Lusi! Although the magic girl Lax is quite suitable for him, she will be especially loved by the wild when she is in the wild.

Twenty-six, when you have a new circle, don't forget who accompanied you through the sparsely populated time; When you have a good life, don't forget who spent the most difficult time with you. There are many people on the road, which may not be good for you, but there must be one who is willing to wait. Not many friends, but be true. You can be bad, but you can't betray; Not a local tyrant, but he will know how to share. You have no right, but you know your friends. Finally, we all broke up. Remember to keep in touch.

Twenty-seven, once some people have money and become local tyrants, they will spend money indiscriminately, pretend and do something meaningless. It is better to be poor.

Twenty-eight, the annual local tyrants show off their wealth. Maoming characteristic year! I can't do it without being a local tyrant!

Twenty-nine, Nubia sponsors Jiangsu football team ~ Now local tyrants are too good at playing football.

Collection of classic love stories of local tyrants

Collection of classic love stories of local tyrants

1, tired, just put it down, don't hurt yourself!

2, a person, a night, a song, a love, can not forget, just miss!

Tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

4, fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards!

5, wrong is a temporary regret, missed is a permanent regret!

6. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

7. It's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds make me worry about myself.

8. Some injuries are like cutting a hole in your foot with a knife. Every step is heartbreaking!

9. Don't let the cold wait torment yourself, no one will sympathize with you!

10, there is no room for three people in the world of two, and there will only be one person left in the world of three!

1 1. loving someone doesn't mean you wronged yourself!

12, when we know how to love ourselves, smile and forgive, what are those so-called injuries?

13, the so-called love, only when the person you love loves you at the same time can you feel great happiness!

14, if you don't love me, don't give me hope again and again. I only have one heart, and I can't bear such a big injury!

15, suddenly sad, I don't know if it's for the past or the present!

16, I didn't know how to let go before, but I let go and got hurt!

17, the so-called if, the so-called if, is just self-deception!

18, people who have missed, things that have been missed. Time is long, no longer miss, just remember!

19, some people, some things, hold on, it's themselves who are embarrassed and themselves who are injured, so why bother!

20. Once was just once, the past was just the past, and the past was just the past. Memories are just memories. There is nothing to be sad about!

2 1, what was once was once, no matter how sad it is!

22, everyone has a mask, camouflage is just to cover up sadness!

23. The so-called promise is a promise if it is realized, and a lie if it cannot be realized!

24. Sadness is a cup of bitter tea, time is water, and all sadness is washed away!

25, some things can always make you see some people clearly and let go of some persistence!

26. I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

27. Living in the applause of others is a person who can't stand the test.

28. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't.

29. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

The world doesn't belong to you, so you don't have to abandon it. All you have to give up is persistence. Everything is for my use, not for my use.

3 1, others can violate the cause and effect, others can harm us, beat us and slander us. But we can't hate others for it. Why? We must have a complete nature and a clean heart.

32. You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate.

33. If you are going to get married, I will tell you a very important philosophical saying, "Be sure to tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect.

34. I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.

35. If you can shout "I don't have to worry about this little thing" 2/kloc-0 times a day, you will find an incredible power in your heart. Give it a try, it will be very useful.

36. If you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world.

37. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have.

38. Coming is accidental, and going is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

39. Others are always right and I am always wrong, which is less troublesome.

40. A fool always wants others to know him. Smart people try to understand themselves.

Classic quotations of local tyrants of the year

Classic quotations of local tyrants of the year

1. Why are you so persistent at first, but now you turn a blind eye?

2, the cold expression, who hurt the heart.

We passed each other for the sake of getting to know each other or forgetting.

Loving you makes me prefer to live a lie all my life.

In the face of twists and turns, I am still firm in love.

6. When a person is hurt, he will understand how deep love is. ...

7. Sunflowers leave the sun. Can survive, but lack of dependence.

No matter how broken my heart is, I can force a smile in front of you. Because I don't want to make you feel guilty.

9. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

10, even a nice nickname will be noticed. No matter how sad the signature is, no one will necessarily pay attention.

1 1. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

12, you made me see clearly that men are the best performing animals. I feel that my talent is not high, please let me quit.

13, the heart is the biggest liar, others can cheat you for a while, but they will cheat you for a lifetime! !

14, your love for you killed many sentences that I struggled repeatedly and emphasized in my heart: "I don't love him."

15, people who know me don't need to explain. If you don't understand me, why do you want to explain?

16, sneezing for a while, I really don't want to say narcissistically, who misses me, can you eat it all at once, so as to save me so much pain.

17, afraid to start a relationship easily, for fear of being a stranger after separation.

18, I often travel alone in crowded places.

19. When you said you were tired, I was speechless. No matter how painful it is, you can only choose to give up, turn around and leave, and say I wish you happiness.

20. Falling in love with someone is not because he gives you what you need, but because he gives you a feeling you have never had before.

2 1. No matter how long it rains, there must be a rainbow after the rain. No matter how sad you are, you must firmly believe that happiness is waiting for you!

22. I hope she doesn't call me SpongeBob because of my teeth.

23. The past is gone forever, and what comes back is no longer perfect.

24. When one day you lose the trust of love, affection and friendship at the same time, you will know what hypocrisy and ugliness are.

25. A smile is just an expression, and it doesn't mean anything.

26, don't take my tolerance, when you bully the capital, you are not qualified.

27. Some heartfelt words really shouldn't be said to talkative people.

28, no one will always accompany you crazy, only the world will always accompany you crazy.

29, occasionally think of the scene we played together, tears unconsciously fell down again, if only there were.

30. I said I would stay with her without me. Does this mean that I will always appear?

3 1, summon up courage to bow and raise your head confidently.

32. Be born in a plan, die in the present and live in a miracle.

33. In fact, we are really hypocritical _ _ We clearly like it but say it is not. ...

34, broke up, why come back to me, you cheated for the second time, that was stupid, I'm not as stupid as you think.

Sometimes we smile to hide our sadness, and sometimes we laugh to hide our tears.

36. I have learned to accept the feeling that things are different, but what those people said will still be inadvertently evoked in other people's words.

37. Just who knows. Accompaniment in the dark. I can't sleep. I will show you the beauty.

38. Every time you say you know it in your heart, why don't I know it in your heart?

39. I only rely on my hands all my life, even if no one else helps me.

I didn't meet you on purpose, but just happened to appear in front of me. I'm sorry you polluted my sight.

Share 100 classic quotations of local tyrants.

Share 100 classic quotations of local tyrants.

1, the word fate is too heavy to say.

2, in the face of people who have hurt themselves, give them a smile and turn away, not to hate, too tired, not to love, he is not worth it. I will ignore the person who left me and came back. Because you can't give me a complete heart anymore.

We are so beautiful, so sweet, so familiar, so crazy and so enthusiastic.

At this time, the Lantern Festival is coming. Good words know the season when spring comes. The sea rises and the moon rises, and the blessings are stronger. Fuxing will take care of you, your career will be better, your life will be better and your life will be happy. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival!

Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good, it's not over yet.

6. Investors can make judgments based on the basic expectations of the market, but even if the judgment is accurate, the timing and intensity of the market trend triggered by this expectation may still far exceed your expectations. This actually proves how difficult it is to accurately predict the market-even based on a large number of proven judgments. Because if market fluctuation is a big dish, then "fact" is just one of the ingredients.

7. I thought the first love was inexplicable.

What I can do in my next life is not to let us pass by.

9. People know each other too well to know where the knife wound is deepest.

10, job-hopping-"jumping" or "not jumping", think twice before you leap.

1 1. Everyone has a dead corner in his mind. If he can't get out and others can't get in, he will put the deepest secret there.

12, I like Liu Yiyang's sentence, details are better than love, so I use a casual attitude.

13. For me, becoming an excellent talent is a relatively unimportant part of my life planning. Because an excellent talent is more helpful to the country and society, but it is not necessarily so helpful to my life!

14, the farthest distance in the world is not love, not hate, but a familiar person, gradually becoming strange.

15, life is in him, and this life is human light. Light shines in the darkness, but the darkness does not accept light.

16, birds want to fly first, and people want to read first.

17, quarreling and cursing are the people who care about you the most.

18, have you ever had a dream that someone caught you, but you couldn't run away?

19, the stars can't see the sun, and the death of eversleeping is not sad and there is nothing to do. Everyone is always in love, everyone is in tears with the water, and they are eager to drink a little wine. Remember that October is a companion, and she is still by my side.

Does your family know that you are so naughty?

2 1. What we can do in the next life is not to let us pass by.

22. The day I met you was the happiness of my life.

23, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

24. Dear. Will you miss me one day?

25. You said in front of a dead-tired woman: You are so tired. This is ridiculous.

26. In life, there are always some things to put up with and let go. Take a step back and broaden the horizon; Stick to it and you will have a bright future. Time makes us drift away, once, like a wisp of smoke floating across the world of mortals; In the past, like a blank in the depths of the soul, it has long lost its phonetic symbols and lacked fluctuations.

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

28. Youth is a book that cannot be closed when it is opened. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

29, for those hooligans ~ it is useless to reason! The best way is to knock it over, step on it, spit it in his eyes, and then point to his forehead and say, grandson! I can cure you! ! !

30. Maybe there is a trace of q 1n9 in your mind that confuses our eyes.

3 1, if you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I always leave happiness in front. Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.

32. Sorrow is a slow pain, which goes hand in hand.

I want to give you a hug and a pair of warm palms.

34. Being despised-prove yourself with actions, not with your mouth.

35. The law stipulates that men can join the army at the age of 0/8 and get married at the age of 22, which shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy; Marriage is more dangerous than war.

36. I don't contact you to let you know if I am in your heart. I don't want you to know your feelings for me. No contact is to make you think clearly, whether you understand me or not.

37. After the lingering game, why can't love last forever? Is it the fact that there is no true love, or I haven't seen through it yet?

38. Life is purely accidental, so every life must be attached to another life, live together and walk together. We fight the wind and waves and overcome difficulties with our lives; We learn to be tolerant and open-minded, cherish others and ask others to forgive ourselves and others; We cherish our career and friendship, revel in mountains and rivers and are obsessed with the scenery of the four seasons. We live the only self, the chic self and the true self.

39. The best way to get bandits to lay down their knives is to use muskets.

40. In this life, there is only one true love, and then even if there is no more romantic love, it will not hurt the bones again.

4 1, Mo Sheng, I'm sober, all the time. Look at yourself soberly and calm down.

42. Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

43, in the face of people who have hurt themselves, give him a smile and turn away, not to hate, too tired, not to love, he is not worth it. I will ignore the person who left me and came back. Because you can't give me a complete heart anymore.

44. Learning literature books is not good. In the past, young artists often hated mathematics, physics, history, geography and biology, thinking that they were insignificant, and later they even became common sense.

45. From the beginning to now, I blame you for being so charming.

46. Being single-minded is not just liking one person all your life, but being single-minded when you like one person.

47. Don't give up and fight for what you love.

48. If the truth is a kind of harm, please choose lies. If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence. If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave.

49, don't try to be brave, don't lie, people who know you will naturally know what you are.

A wry smile can pretend to smile, so you can only see my smile.

5 1, distance is not a beauty, but a mistress.

52. Whose heart was hurt by the cold expression?

53. Dreams that will be laughed at will have the value of realization.

Sometimes we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him. Don't want to lose him, but pretend to forgive him. In love, no matter how many people you love, no matter how painful and happy you love. Finally, instead of learning how to fall in love, you learned how to love yourself more and stop demanding each other.

55. When a man loves you, you are a princess; When he doesn't have it, you are a sow.

56. Now I find that I am just a post-it note that can be discarded at any time.

Don't forget my name if you want to leave.

58. A good life should be full of expectations, surprises and gratitude.

59. There is no right or wrong in love, only different positions.

60. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

6 1, the first youth is given by God; The second youth depends on your own efforts.

62. Life needs to be pursued; Dreams need to persist; Life needs to be cherished.

63. Don't pray for the comfort of life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

64. Not only the pencil, but also you.

65. Ignorance is better than virtual learning. Ignorance is like a clearing, which can be cultivated and sown; Pseudology is like a wasteland full of weeds, and it is almost impossible to pull out all the grass.

66. I love you more and more, but the distance between us is getting farther and farther.

67. How can such a small person make a record for Gao Gong again? I don't believe it.

68. Losing money-losing money sometimes means taking advantage.

69,, Lao tze didn't let you die, you dare to die?

70. When people are crowded, there is only breathing space.

7 1, interests, only enough interests can drive people's magic, this is the true face of this world, extremely cruel, but extremely real. Facing this cruel reality, Xu Jie finally understood the true meaning of the unity of knowledge and action. No matter how great and upright the ideal is, to realize it, he must also understand two words-flexibility. Only flexibility and practical actions can adapt to this ever-changing world.

I love you so much that I don't know how to love you.

73. You can skip meals for one day, sleep for one day and read for one day.

74. The world is so desolate that you can't see its flash. When you meet the person you really love, you should strive for the opportunity to spend your life with him, because when he leaves, it will be too late. When you meet a trustworthy friend: get along well with him, because it is really not easy to meet those bosom friends in one's life. If you miss something, you miss a lifetime. People will change and keep a constant promise, but they can't keep a fickle heart. Sometimes, persistence is a burden, and giving up is a relief. No one is perfect, and happiness is not 100%. Why ask for so much when you know you can't have so much at once? In love, we are all insecure people, suffering from loss.

75. You are cheap, mistress is there, you are infertile, and the second child is there, no three no four.

76. When we really lose virtue, we can only be helpless.

77. Everyone tells his sadness in words, but the more he writes, the more it hurts.

78. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

As a young man, you have unlimited potential and a wide range of interests, but you will eventually grow up. When you are having fun, you should also consider not disturbing others as much as possible.

80. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

8 1, the correct way is this: absorb everything that our predecessors have done and move on.

82. If you like the right person, your body will glow.

83. The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

84. A lamp is a lamp. When it opens, you can see the direction.

Excuse me, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

86. The ideal road is always for people with confidence.

87. Talking offends people-keep your mouth shut.

88. There is a kind of person called a hero. Heroes are always unsociable. Must be carrying some kind of baggage, from the difficult pace to see the courage of Angzang.

89. No matter what the final Russian result is, I am willing to accompany you to the end.

90. At the end of the ending, we all saw that the ending was changing.

9 1, it will pass, everything will pass. Then our pain, our sadness, our guilt. All my smiles, when I am sad or happy, I only have one smile. Anything can be replaced. Love, past events, memories, time … are all replaceable. But you can't help yourself.

92. Every time you laugh, you are so dazzling that the sunshine is eclipsed.

93. In addition to love, there is friendship; There are women and men.

94. Never say goodbye when you want to continue; Never give up when you can still bear it; When you can't bear to part with someone, never, never say that you don't love him anymore.

95. Insist on the hard persistence of others, endure the hard patience of the public, be independent of the opposite of the market, and pay what others don't have to get what others can't get.

96. Whoever plays too much will have no time to study.

97. Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, and life is to light a fire and smoke at the same time.

98. I have never been known by anyone, so I have not been forgotten by anyone. Living in other people's memories is not my purpose.

99. The world is too noisy. Thank you for being beautiful and falling in love with me.

100, don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".