Ultrashort joke

1, q: I'm having an affair. Please comment. Who is wrong?

A: You are all right, and we are all wrong, OK ~

2. Q: Do men like plump or thin?

Are you talking about steamed bread or chicken feet?

3, sleep at home on the first day, sleep in a tent on the fifteenth day, because you can't hide from the first day!

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It is said that there are three omens before the earthquake:

1 Well water is abnormal;

2. Abnormal reaction of livestock;

3 experts came out to refute rumors.

In fact, careful netizens found that the second and third articles are the same, and there are overlaps.

5. Q: Are monkeys and pigs really incompatible?

A: Mainly because of different eating habits.

6. Q: Can I forgive my wife for kissing and hugging others?

A: You said,' My wife belongs to someone else, right? Oh, my God ~

7. Q: What porridge does the Monkey King dislike the most?

A: Flammulina velutipes porridge.

8. Q: What burden did Friar Sand take?

Answer: strange equipment. ......

9. Q: Why do people do everything possible to land on the moon?

Because there is a beautiful woman named Chang 'e on the moon.

10, Q: Why does my head hurt every time I play basketball?

Answer: Landlord, your name is basketball!

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