What are the funny jokes that often happen in life?

1, teasing the smog in Beijing: smog, I only suck Beijing. Compared with the thick haze in Hebei, the fierce haze in Shanxi and the cold haze in Guangdong, I prefer the mellow, true and unique local flavor of Beijing haze. The low-temperature moist smoke from desulfurization and denitrification is fully mixed with the carbon fragrance of straw combustion, and finally blends with the curled sulfur smoke under the catalysis and low pressure of tail gas, which is lasting and refreshing, dry and long, hangs on the lungs after inhalation, and soaks into the marrow, making the taster want to burn. The dense fog is the imperial city, and the alcohol is the imperial city.

2, ridicule the smog in Beijing: the mountains and rivers are picturesque, and the city is built across the horse. How honored I am to be a vacuum cleaner and travel around the world wearing a mask. Hazy as fog, and like a misty sandstorm, Jingtong will soon enter the morning sun, and Babaoshan will send the sunset glow, no matter what the weather is. Fog or poison, I take drugs for the capital. Where there is poison gas, I'll lie down first.

3, teasing the smog in Beijing: Andy Yan patent: squatting in the smog gas, looking at looming plants, shadowy ghosts, feeling like one of a wave of zombies. Suddenly, there was an exciting gas ahead, and a guy was smoking while walking! Isn't this free poison gas enough for you to smoke? On second thought, he must be a man who doesn't want to take advantage of the country. I was awed and accelerated.