Netizens commented on the paragraphs about Li Qingzhao's poems.

1. Anonymous wrote a poem saying: One evening when I was walking, I saw a boy pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting, and lowering his head just to hit a tree!

2. The boy replied: One day in the depths of self-study, I saw a dinosaur bump into a tree. Terrible, terrible, poor little tree.

3. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. & lt Looking at Lushan Waterfall >

In this spring morning, I woke up carefree, and there were mosquito bites everywhere. At night, no one can escape. Dawn of spring

Li Bai got on the boat without paying money, so the boatman kicked him off. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. li po

6. It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and I want to be alone. I asked where there were beautiful women. The shepherd boy pointed to this Q group Qingming. 7. This morning in spring, I woke up easily. There are few beautiful women in science and engineering, so I can't sleep at night. I went online to find Xiao Chun. 8. The internet is green and red, and the heart of chatting and meeting is getting more and more empty. 480 times, how many dinosaurs are there in Jiangnan in spring?

Classmate A: You will never regret taking off your clothes. 2. Ask where the canal is so clear, _ _ _

A: There is a clear spring in my heart.

3。 When will we cut the western window candles together, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Husband and wife sit in the morning.

4. Mayflies shake trees, _ _ _

Classmate A: Not moving.

5. The beauty of an adult gentleman, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Little people succeed.

7.___, everyone knows you.

A: As long as you look like Saddam Hussein.

(Khan |||...) 8. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, _ _ _

A: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _

A: There was a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed was 1 1. _ _, and the scum's wife won't finish class.

A: Married men don't go to bed.

(The Chinese teacher is angry! )

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _

Classmate A: Climb the tortoise by the East Village River.

14. I suggest that God stand up again, _ _ _

Classmate A: God yelled at me three times.

15. I was born useful, _ _ _

Classmate A: The key moment is 16. If the sky is sentient, it will be old, _ _ _

Classmate A: People do not waste their youth! 18. The final exam produced couplets, and the first couplet was the hero of the work.

The couplets of junior three students are: I am charming. The foot of my bed is shining so brightly.

A: Li Bai slept soundly.

2 1. Looking at the leopard in the test tube, _ _ _

Classmate A: Scared me.

24.____, pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.

The representative work of junior one students: ghost knocking at the door in the middle of the night

29. Junior one students pair up, "Hold the mountain in your arms between the white clouds in the city, _ _ _ _ _"

Classmate A: I went to the hotel to put the young lady to bed.

34. Who has not died since ancient times, _ _ _

Classmate A: Who has no paper in his stool?

35. I once tested Li Qingzhao's dream, "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? ___"

Sorry, I DONT't know. ...

38. Qian Shan Wanshui is always in love, _ _

Classmate A: Can I have an extra copy? 39. When I was a freshman, I took a monthly exam, and the last sentence said, "Laugh to the sky. (Positive solution) Is my generation Artemisia? " classes

Someone wrote in the newspaper: I accidentally twisted my waist. 40. How much sadness can you have, _ _ _

A: Just like a pot of Erguotou.

(The teacher criticized "You drank too much again ...")