Talk about the sharp and humorous personality of 221

First, someone asked me why I was so dark, and I smiled to cover up all the ugliness. You covered up all the ugliness for nothing, but I was not ugly.

second, I am so beautiful that I shouldn't cry blindly for love.

Third, I finally realized in tears that some people, once they are dark, will never come back.

fourth, if you were uglier, maybe I would like to go shopping, watch movies and talk about my life ideals with you, but you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

5. It is said that liking a course begins with liking the teacher. After one semester, my English score has improved obviously ... But what should I do now that she is pregnant?

6. Can we exchange roles in the next life? You love me deeply and I despise you.

7. I'll try to be what you like and then I won't be with you until I die.

8. What others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you live has nothing to do with others.

I'm relieved to hear that your life is getting worse every year.

I can take a candid camera, but I told you to use a beauty camera.

11. The knives and forks used by foreigners to eat are simply weak. Our ancestors in China had the foresight to invent chopsticks so that we could spare one hand to play with our mobile phones when eating.

12. I want to ask you how to lie so vividly.

XIII. Money ties people's hearts, but charm ties them.

Fourteen, my broken score is no longer a drag on the class, and it has already broken the class's hind legs.

15. If you give up when you are tired, then I am not qualified to like you.

XVI. You tore me apart and I'll let you burn me to death.

17. You should know that no matter what troubles or difficulties you encounter, you should tell me at the first time, and I will praise them as soon as possible.

eighteen, youth must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.

19. I am proud in my bones, but you are soft in your womb.

2. Every time I do a math problem, I always write a "solution" smartly first, and then, there is no more ...

21. Love means that I don't think you pretend, so don't think I'm dirty.

twenty-two, it's not bad for people to have dark skin. Mosquitoes buzzed all night last night and didn't bite me because they couldn't see me.

23. Will anyone come to visit me during the summer vacation? I'll pay for everything, but please give me a call first so that I can turn off my phone.

twenty-four, mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 11 points are difficult.

twenty-five, it takes courage to hug you across the crowd and tear your face at all costs.

26. Yesterday, my male god sent me a short message "There's no one at home tonight", and then I ran to his house and knocked on the door for an hour. Sure enough, there was no one.

XXVII. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of students in the examination room+mobile phone traffic+mobile phone search speed = test score.

28. Don't say anything behind people's backs.

29. Please don't call me black. I did it to protect you secretly.

3. What if a mosquito is caught alive? Quietly put it into the roommate's mosquito net, and letting go is also a kind of love.

31. It's not that I'm coquettish, but I can't find a reserved direction.

32. Beishangguang doesn't believe in tears. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai can't dry quilts. You are snowing heavily in the sunny sun in the north, and I am moldy in the rainy days in the south ...

33. Being betrayed and hurt occasionally is a kind of growth, and it's nothing.

34. If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

thirty-five, this is how foreign parents educate their children: don't do your homework well! I'll send you to school in China!

thirty-six, lose everything, gain nothing.

thirty-seven, professional praise for twenty years, whatever you send, every second, the praise you have clicked can go around the earth for more than twenty thousand times ...

thirty-eight, being proud of others and laughing at you only means petting and hugging.

thirty-nine, there are two deadly things, one is thinking too much, and the other is knowing too much.

forty, if you are not cruel, then wait for others to peel your skin and your heart. Talk about the sharp personality of 221

First, I hope that when the countdown is zero, the Monkey King will shout that my old grandson is coming.

second, it was too cold. I just went to withdraw money and saw that my bank card had been frozen.

Three or five hundred years ago, you flattened the Tiangong alone, and now 1.4 billion people flattened CCTV for you.

fourth, the sun in this winter is not the sun, but the lamp in the refrigerator.

5. A good-looking person can only take a picture as an expression pack when his head is ugly.

6. My progress made him sit up and take notice. Since then, he has been blind.

seven, don't pretend to be warm-hearted in front of my sister, I can freeze you into ice at MINUS ten degrees.

8. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't care about you if I had nothing to do.

nine, I am a hundred poisons, but you have all kinds of poisons.

ten or ten years of life and death, pleasant goat, big wolf. Shunk beta, Blue Cat's words are bleak. Even if we meet, we should not know, Saint, Monkey King. Skyhawk soldiers suddenly returned home.

Xi. I don't expect to meet the right person, I just hope to meet all the people.

12. I am not very strong and have never had the habit of showing weakness.

thirteen, I don't think you need to promise me that promise like a floating cloud.

XIV. One game, one rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.

15. Will you remember tomorrow? ! I don't think about it tomorrow, the day after tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, so I just want to lie down.

16. Don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.

17. Give me a bed so that I can sleep until the world dies.

18. Since I am in your world, be careful that there will be no peace.

nineteen, break up and be friends, and never serve again.

2. You guys are so handsome that you can't get away with it, and I'm ugly in a new realm.

21st, no matter how much face you have, you only get one chance with me.

22. Don't overestimate yourself. Without you, the world is still beautiful and I am still gorgeous.

twenty-three, leave and leave, I don't miss the past.

24, the Spring Festival is when adults play cards and children play around, which makes my feelings of being neither too big nor too small, and I have no object!

25. Don't take it seriously when I call you a beauty. I'm just being polite.

twenty-six, there is a kind of sadness that this math problem is beyond my Chinese understanding.

twenty-seven, love is such a painful thing, please don't let me participate.

twenty-eight, I am not so generous, I tolerate you and her.

twenty-nine, do what you like, and let all those who don't like it cool off!

3. God gave me a broad face just to enlarge my beauty. 221 domineering and sharp personality talk about men

1. I am quitting smoking and smoking to image my image as a good citizen.

2. I'm not Lei Feng. Don't let me help you easily. I'm not that great.

3. I'm not your Biba, and I won't be chewed out by you.

4. I am Altman, and I deserve to have

5. A real warrior dares to face his girlfriend who takes off makeup!

6. The highest level of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick you up.

7. Although I can't save the world, I can do harm to people.

8. Brother, I'm not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother

9. Men don't care unless He Shen is not greedy.

1. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but that he can have a woman who is willing to spend his life with him.

11. Don't talk to brother, talk to others more.

12. Smoking is a habit of each of us.

13. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

14. Self-hypnosis is actually very good. Try it if you don't believe me: I am a handsome boy, and I am a handsome boy.

15. I would rather be a passerby in your play than your male number two.

16. A man is strong. It's not about how many enemies you can defeat. But to let people who care about themselves. Everyone can get happiness

17. What a man can't resist all the time is his new love.

18. The most touching charm of a man comes from the experience and vicissitudes of life, a bit of casual loneliness and haggard.

19. Maybe I'm too young to know what to cherish

2. I know you know my heart, and we don't need verbal communication.

21. Believe it or not, I can't even pull you off the wall with a slap.

22. If you mess with me again, I'll knock you into the wall with one punch, and I can't pull it out.

23. My dad commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong got sick.

24. This girl is wearing really cool clothes, but she looks really weak.

25. Don't tell me that you are a bastard if you have a grass mud horse!

26. Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

27. You don't have to buy a house unless you settle your mother-in-law.

28. The poor monk knows that his skill is not enough and he can't heal his wounds without clothes. The teacher and the old woman are rude.

29. The secret of a man's longevity is to eat food that can be digested by his stomach and marry a woman that he can support.

3. Going to school is like whoring, which is both costly and laborious.

33. Men, don't fuck for free in the name of falling in love.

34. My father said: Go to sleep quickly! If it is hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly

35. A man's compliment is like perfume that you can smell, but you can't taste it.

36. Only women and heroes are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find.

37. They were all pulled out before they could get involved.

38, don't talk to me, I will throw bricks!

39. Money is attractive, which is a dead truth.

4. Otaku is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

41. A man who can't find a lantern wants to ask you if the lantern is too dark.

42. I once believed in you for a while, but I spent more time regretting it.

43. If you don't go to hell, I will go to hell, so you must go to hell.

44. It's not necessarily the prince who is riding a white horse, but it may be the Tang Priest.

45. Give me a woman, and I can add a nation to my motherland.

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48. I'm just a sad figure, and I'm used to the cold world.

49. I don't know that sperm is expensive when I am young, but I cry when I am old.

5. People are like making a phone call. Either you hang up now or I hang up now! Sharp and funny qq personality talk about 221

1. How do I find that you have a princess's face, but you live a young lady's life?

2. How come someone wears perfume, but still looks like you just came out of the toilet? 3. You are invincible, so you may really be afraid of Xiaoqiang. 4. Why do you look quiet and talk like you just walked out of an insane asylum? Don't always show a sick look.

6. When the police see you, they all say that you are definitely a crime.

7. It's better to kill a thousand people by mistake, and it's your turn next.

8. Holiday sister, I love you, so come back as soon as possible. Don't be so far away.

9. I'm not afraid of being accused of being a traitor, and your TM is Xiaoqiang <. Why do you say you can fight the landlord?

11. This signature is rare, so please delete it and write it in your own hand.

12. I know you are sick, and you are not seriously ill. Are you all right, puppy?

13. Everyone is looking for him for thousands of Baidu, but I didn't know he was squatting in the toilet.

14. I came out to walk the dog, but I didn't know I was holding a person when I went back. < p Even stripped him of his clothes

16. I was quiet because you didn't have the capital to make me talk

17. I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always separated me

18. When I was at school, I always wanted to know whether Tsinghua was better or Peking University was better. I didn't know that it was all a dream until I grew up. 19. I like you or RMB. Can you compare with it? Come to me when you can live to that age.

21. Labor and management don't pretend to be forced, so they don't like to do this kind of forced thing.

22. Knowing that you are such a person is the result of being kicked by others, being an idiot

23. Bitch has no limit, and being a young lady can afford to be a mistress.

24. Some things don't have to be so clear, but being confused is good. < p In fact, it's the things you care about most

26. Don't think about what you can't get, and don't want what you can't get. Why do you feel sorry for yourself and don't please

27. Lower your worth and let yourself live a little easier and spend every day happily

28. In the process of running, you don't cry when you fall down, but you get up and continue running.

29. Finally become a successful person

3. Excellent people are successful through hard work. If you don't believe it, you will be better than him if you try.

31. Different people play different roles in your life, and you should know how to forget when you leave.

32. Love has many gestures, such as romantic, indifferent, philandering and eternal

33. First love is beautiful for everyone. It will bring you a good memory

34. Learn to relax yourself in your spare time and forget all unpleasant things

35. A dry body needs the nourishment of rain and dew, like a cactus in the desert

36. Look.