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If you had an Aladdin's lamp, what would be your three wishes?

The first wish: The highest cultivation talent, far surpassing Tathagata, Sanqing, and the Emperor of Heaven.

Second wish: The most top-notch cultivation secret book, far superior to the Great Sun Tathagata Sutra, the Nine Turns Mysterious Technique, the Eighty-nine Mysterious Techniques, and the Heavenly Emperor's Chaos Sutra.

The third wish: to be able to travel through endless worlds at will, including but not limited to: any living planet in the universe, movie world, TV series world, fairy tale world, animation world, dream world, fantasy world, novel world...< /p>

With the above three points, I dare not say eternal immortality, immortality, boundless magic power, one person can achieve enlightenment, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven... These are not difficult. As for money, power and sex, longevity, choose a good one. Wife... I'd better not waste these low-level wishes. When I have unlimited power, I can solve them in minutes. I guess I will eventually reverse time and space and collect Doraemon, Dragon Balls, Wishing Tokens, Magic Pen Ma Liang's Magic Pen... and even Go grab Tathagata's lotus platform, Guanyin's bottle, the Emperor of Heaven's jade seal, Laojun's alchemy furnace, the monkey's stick, Lu Ya's immortal-killing flying knife, Thanos's gloves... grab, grab, grab... Well... Scholars can't scream Stealing, a transcendent person cannot call it robbery. He can only say: Tathagata, it’s time for you to go to the Western Heaven. As for the lotus platform...this thing is destined for me...ah rice tofu