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What's interesting in the girls' dormitory?
Since you are so curious, I am reluctant to take you into our dormitory 62 and share some unknown happy things in our dormitory. Our 62 is from all corners of the country. The boss is a sister from Xinjiang, who is beautiful and kind-hearted. Boys who chase her can be discharged from our class to the canteen, but people are obsessed with learning and don't want to fall in love. The second child comes from Hunan, although the beauty is a little inferior to that of the boss, but it is also a top-notch beauty in the crowd. The third child is me, haha, a devil figure without charming appearance, but with a heart that loves life. Old four is from my province. She is a silly and sweet girl who likes small animals and is slightly fat.
The four of us didn't live in the same dormitory at first. Old Four and I used to live with sisters from other majors, but later we returned to the class because we moved to the dormitory. Maybe because the four of us come from different places, we should be different. Eldest brother and fourth brother are quiet, while second brother and I are noisy. The four of us made a lot of jokes. Our dormitory is six twenty, and next door is six eighteen. Xiao Bai, the third child, often knocks on the wrong dormitory door. Knocking on the wrong door is still a trivial matter. Sometimes she goes into the wrong dormitory and sits in someone else's place for a long time, and then plays with her mobile phone for a while before she finds that it is not her dormitory. And we were in the dormitory listening to her in the dormitory next door, and all three of us laughed.
I often forget my keys, and I often forget them after taking a shower. And it's the kind that I forgot along with my mobile phone. So I often bask in the sun on the school playground alone in my pajamas. If you see a woman in Minions pajamas in our school in winter, it's me. When little yellow cars swept the campus, we went out to play no longer by bus, but by bike. And we usually go out for four people, but we often ride four people and become three people. Every time we can't find the second child. At the first time, we thought that the second child was going the wrong way with us, and then we went back to find her. As a result, we were anxious to death, and the second child rode very slowly behind. Because she can't ride a bike, she can't catch up with us, and she is always left behind by us.
An out-and-out Xinjiang beauty will also make an oolong incident. When she first ate the lotus root on our side, we scared her that the food was very hard and had many holes, so we had to drink a lot of water before we could digest it. She really believed our story, then ate a little and saw her drinking water in the dormitory all afternoon. Especially cute, when she knew we lied to her, she tickled us all on the bed.
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