With old jokes.

After eighty-one difficulties, Tang Priest and his disciples finally met the Tathagata to learn from them. The Tathagata asked, "Do you have a USB flash drive?" Master Tang Priest ... Tathagata asked again, "Where's the mobile hard disk?" ...... Tathagata continued to ask, "An IPOD will do!" Wukong, dig your ears! ! ! Tathagata sighed: "Then you can go back the same way, and I will send it to you with QQ!" " "Tang Priest:" Shit, I knew it would be over if I added your QQ. Why did I walk so far? The Tathagata asked, "Do you have a PSP?" "Tang Priest, master and apprentice ... Tathagata:" Then how did you entertain yourself on the road? "Tang Priest and Master:" Strange escalation. "N years later, the Tathagata on QQ said," The file transfer speed is so slow. Are you 56K Tietong? "Tang Priest:" Yes, it was handled at a discount last year. " Tathagata: "Then you'd better take the USB flash drive and go with your apprentice again-!" After another N years, Tang Priest and his disciples came to the Western Heaven again. The Tathagata asked, "Did you bring the USB flash drive?" Tang Priest: "Yes! Yes! " As he spoke, he took out the USB flash drive from the layers of the cassock package and handed it to the Tathagata. Tathagata took the USB flash drive, plugged it in and asked, "How many G's did you buy?" Tang Priest: "2G." Tathagata: "2G is not enough. Scripture 100g or more. You'd better go back and buy a bigger USB flash drive and come back. "Four Tang Taoists and Mentors-in a blink of an eye, n years later, four Tang Taoists and Mentors came to the Western Heaven again. The Tathagata asked, "How big is the USB flash drive this time?" "Tang Priest:" 500G! It is the largest USB flash drive in Chang 'an. "Tathagata:' That's good. "He plugged in a USB flash drive and skillfully copied and pasted it. The progress bar got stuck in the middle of completion, and there was no movement for a long time. Tathagata unplugged the USB flash drive and looked at it: "Wow, you bought a fake USB flash drive. The quality of fake goods is just not good. Looks like you're leaving again. "There are four Tang priests and mentors ... as soon as we returned to Chang 'an, we dealt with the optical fiber. After going back and forth several times in a row, I was very tired. My disciples have three grades, and their equipment is top-notch. They don't want to run anymore. If they can still pass it on, please pass it on to the poor monk. " Tathagata said, "No problem. I'll send it to you "... a few hours later, for example," the optical fiber is fine, and it will be done in a few hours. "Tang Priest:" It will be done in a few hours with optical fiber. Thanks to Buddha. "Tathagata:" If there is nothing else, I will play my virtual life. Tang Priest: "When the Buddha comes, I have another question here. Why don't I know a word in the Bible? " Tathagata: "How? Why don't you take a picture and let me have a look? The Tang Priest grabbed the painting and presented it to the Tathagata: "Oh, it's garbled. You'd better let your disciples run again. Tell them that the information bar has been opened. "Tang's monk ... for another n years, Tang's monk went to the Buddhist paradise alone. Tathagata: "Why are you the only one who has never seen a disciple? Tang Priest: "The disciples were all very excited when they heard the news that the expansion was opened. But they all ran away just a few days after they left Chang 'an. When I left, I scolded: TMD, the login interface has been changed, but those monsters still broke the copy! "Tathagata:" It must be the monkey who threw his head. But how did you get here alone? "Tang Priest:" The equipment was suppressed, so I brushed it all the way. "Tathagata ... Tathagata:" It's unfortunate. My computer was hacked the day before yesterday, and the hard disk was broken, and all the data was gone. My name is eighteen arhats, and I'm restoring. But it seems that I can't recover well in three or five years. Tell you what, I'll give you a life span of 100 years. Go back and wait. "Tang's monk ... is n years. Tathagata said on QQ, "Tang Xiao, the scriptures have been restored. Come and get it. Don't forget to buy a genuine USB flash drive. " The Tang Priest said, "But I have already got the scriptures." Tathagata said, "How? I remember you didn't get my bible. Send it to me. " Tang Priest copied and pasted it. Tathagata: "Really, this is my experience! Where did you get it? "Tang Priest:" It's sold in all the streets and alleys, and it's 5 yuan each. " ....