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Translate the following English into Chinese (manual translation)

Living in a strange city, loneliness is easily awakened.

It's been a month since graduation. After several years of military school career, my comrades and I parted ways for work. As usual, parting is a moment that can make the strongest guy extremely vulnerable. I hate being judged as complaining like Xianglinsao in Lu Xun's novels, but when a person feels lonely, he will sink into his memory and experience the happiness he had in the past, which is almost a natural law. After struggling all day, I lay in bed with my eyes closed, and all my feelings were beyond words. All day is a challenge, life or death. I'm so tired. Here's a joke, just to relax.

A CEO (ranked Forbes 400! Show the manager around his luxurious residence. Behind that building is the biggest swimming pool they have never seen. A huge swimming pool, but it is full of hungry crocodiles. The CEO said to his managers, "I think a manager should be measured by courage." It was courage that made me CEO. This is my challenge to you: if someone is brave enough to jump into the swimming pool, swim across these crocodiles and swim to the other side, I will give him everything he wants. My job, my money, my house, anything! Everyone laughed off this outrageous challenge and continued to visit the CEO's huge property. Suddenly, they heard a loud noise. Everyone looked around and saw the CFO of the company swimming in the swimming pool. He avoided crocodiles from side to side and soon reached the other side. He climbed to the shore as fast as he could, just like a giant crocodile biting his shoes. The surprised CEO approached CFO and said, "You are amazing. I have never seen such a thing. Your courage is unparalleled. Everything I have is yours. Tell me what I can do for you. " CFO looked up breathlessly: "Tell me who pushed me into the swimming pool! ! "