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Drama script "I want to get married"

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Script: I want to get married

Times: Modern

Characters:

Yajun Wu, female, 33 years old, unmarried, bank clerk.

Mrs Wu, Yajun Wu's mother, is in her fifties and a little fat.

Lin, female, 33 years old, married, primary school classmate.

Tang Zijun, male, 35 years old, Dr. Haigui.

(Act I)

Background: I have been waiting for my love, but after 33 years, I am still single.

Yajun Wu walked onto the stage, and Mrs Wu followed her.

Mrs Wu: Daughter, how many times have I told you to pay attention to your image?

Yajun Wu: That's good enough.

Mrs Wu: Yes, it is. But you have to consider your age. Once a woman is over 30, her skin will relax. Look at the fine lines around your eyes. Oh, my daughter, you should put on makeup.

Yajun Wu: If I put on makeup, will he hold my hand? What are the chances that men value women after makeup?

Mrs Wu: Hey, don't tell me about the odds. Men are emotional when they see women for the first time. Isn't it love at first sight?

Yajun Wu: I can only say that I didn't meet the right person at the right time.

Mrs Wu: But the frequency of such failures is a bit too high. How many blind dates do you think this is?

Yajun Wu: On my100th blind date, I went to100th place and met100th man. What was the result? .

Mrs. Wu: Don't lose heart, daughter. There will be a blind date tomorrow.

Yajun Wu: Tomorrow?

Mrs Wu: Yes. You should seize the opportunity. The other party is Dr. Haigui.

Yajun Wu: This is not a turtle's turtle.

Yajun Wu: Hmm.

Mrs Wu: If a man is a dish. You should also pay attention to color, smell and taste. If the color of a dish is not good-looking, you should sit down and taste it slowly to see if it tastes delicious.

Yajun Wu: Hmm.

Mrs. Wu: Don't be fooled by a man's appearance. No matter how gorgeous the appearance is, if the box is opened, it is just a bag of rotten vegetables, which should be discarded immediately.

Yajun Wu: Hmm.

Mrs. Wu: Daughter, start over and cheer up.

Yajun Wu: Of course.

Mrs Wu: Good luck. Let's go

(Act II)

Yajun Wu walked alone on the stage, wearing high heels and holding an oversized toothbrush. The expression is a little confused, but the speech speed is very fast. She stopped suddenly, then solemnly raised her toothbrush, looked intently, and nodded hard. Then move on. After a few steps, I solemnly raised my toothbrush, looked at it, put it down again and continued on my way.

Lin came from the other side of the stage, wearing a nightgown and curly hair, and looked lazy. When he saw Yajun Wu, he seemed a little exaggerated.

Lin: Hello, Yajun Wu.

Lin? Lin!

Lin: It seems that I haven't seen you for twenty years, yes, twenty years (exaggerated expression).

Yajun Wu: Twenty years? How time flies.

Lin: God knows, I seem to know you only yesterday. (Breathing)

Yajun Wu: Really?

Lin: Look, your plaid shirt and the bow of your skirt are exactly the same as they were 20 years ago, except that your face was enlarged by a magnifying glass.

Yajun Wu: Like an immature child?

Lin: Where is it? (yawning, waving) Like an unmarried girl (approaching, mysteriously speaking). Ha.

Yajun Wu: Really?

Lin: What about your boyfriend?

Yajun Wu: My boyfriend? Me? I seem to see his back. What? He should be right ahead.

Lin: Is it in the front?

They stood on tiptoe and looked at the same place.

Lin: I see a big tree with a bike beside it. There is a man beside the bike. He has a kind face and is smiling at us, but he looks over 50 years old.

Yajun Wu: No.

Lin: I see a house. There is a man next to the house. He is making a phone call on his mobile phone. There seems to be something urgent. He looked at us, but he was bald.

Yajun Wu: No.

Lin: I saw a car, a handsome young man, sitting quietly. However, there is a beautiful woman beside him.

Yajun Wu: No.

L: Oh. He's so mysterious.

Yajun Wu: Yes, he is mysterious.

Lin: (yawns) Don't tell me you don't have a boyfriend.

Yajun Wu: Boyfriends will show up sooner or later. Because I have a toothbrush. (Pick up the toothbrush and look)

L: Oh. Poor Yajun Wu, you did well in primary school. I really envied you then.

Yajun Wu: Oh. Is it? Lift up your skirt and have a look.

Lin: But what about now? You're 33 years old? Oh, I don't want to chat with you. I'm going to a party. (Breathing)

Yajun Wu: A party?

Lin: Actually, the party is not important. The important thing is that my husband asked me out.

Yajun Wu: Husband?

Lin: You haven't met my husband. He is tall, with thick curly hair, high nose and deep eyes. When he speaks, his voice is very magnetic and attractive like a magnet.

Yajun Wu: Oh, really?

Lin: I'm going to find my husband. Unfortunately, I didn't find your boyfriend today. But why don't you have a boyfriend?

Yajun Wu: (picks up the toothbrush) OK? But I'm late. (Look at the table)

Lin: Yes, you can't be late. You should hurry.

Yajun Wu: I have to hurry. I can't be late

Lin: Where are you going now?

Yajun Wu: Now I go straight ahead, then turn, then take the bus, and then go straight ahead? I don't know where I'm going, but I can't be late.

Lin: Yes, you can't be late. Bring your toothbrush.

(Yajun Wu holds up his toothbrush and looks at it)

Yajun Wu: I have to run. (Stand up)

L: OK.

Lin Fei's son and Yajun Wu are in the opposite direction. Lin Fei's son walked slowly down the stage like a sleepwalker.

Yajun Wu walked in a hurry, took a few steps, sprained his foot and broke the heel of high heels. Yajun Wu let out a scream and mentioned high heels anxiously.

Yajun Wu: My high heels are broken. I'm gonna be late. I'm really late. What should I do? What should I do? (anxiety).

(Act III)

Yajun Wu was lying in bed when the alarm clock rang. Yajun Wu started up from the bed, grabbed his head with both hands, shook his head and patted his forehead.

Yajun Wu: God, I dreamed about things, what to do and where to go. (She turns her neck, stretches herself and stands up. )

She turned on the radio and played it on the radio? Welcome to Wenzhou Economic Life Broadcasting? She exercises while listening to the radio. The voice on the radio? Do you want to have white teeth to make your smile more touching? Then use our eggplant brand toothbrush, which uses high-tech products to ensure that every part of the mouth can be fresh and clean. ?

Yajun Wu: My toothbrush, my toothbrush? Oh, I should listen to the advertisement just now before going to bed. It's really thinking every day and dreaming at night. (Press the radio)

Yajun Wu read the newspaper next to him, reading the sound.

Yajun Wu: Eggplant brand toothbrush adopts high-tech nanotechnology to achieve the effect of cleaning teeth when brushing teeth? (a helpless expression, throw away the newspaper)

Mrs Wu is holding a bag from one side of the stage. Singing in my nose. Happy to turn a circle, walked to Yajun Wu.

Mrs. Wu: Daughter, are you up?

Yajun Wu: Well, what?

Mrs Wu: Look at my daughter. (Looking at Yajun Wu) If my daughter dresses up, she will be a beauty.

Yajun Wu: What's so exciting?

Mrs Wu: What's the excitement? You should cheer up and appear in front of everyone. You must not be late today.

Yajun Wu: I see.

Mrs Wu: But why are you still dressed like this? You should go to the barber shop for a perm, facial mask and manicure. Then, put on the pink lace dress that my aunt gave you last time and match it with your golden high heels. Perfect, a model of a woman. Oh, by the way. Your high heels. (Mrs Wu takes high heels out of her bag).

Yajun Wu: (surprised) My high heels?

Mrs. Wu: Your high-heeled shoes, the heel of which is broken, have not been repaired yet. I'll take it to repair it for you. Take a look.

Yajun Wu: My heel is broken? Oh, oh, my head hurts a little. Yes, my high heels are broken. Last time I met Lin in the street, I trampled it and it hasn't been repaired yet.

Mrs Wu: Lin? (surprised)

Yajun Wu: I have a headache.

Mrs Wu: Lin? (softly) My head hurts, too. She looks lonely and unhappy and sits down. )

Yajun Wu: What's the matter?

Mrs. Wu: (Suddenly, I was refreshed, my head held high and my words were clear and clear. ) You must not lose to Lin.

Yajun Wu: What?

Mrs Wu: When I went shopping today, guess who I met? What about Lin? Her mother.

Yajun Wu: Is it so much trouble to see her mother?

Mrs. Wu: This is a very important matter. Lin is your primary school classmate, with similar appearance, figure and age. But, you know, what did her mother say to me today? My Phil got married five years ago, and later, she divorced. But she found another man last year. This year, she remarried.

Yajun Wu: Remarried?

Mrs. Wu: Lin, there are already two men, but look at you, my daughter, but there is not even one.

Yajun Wu: So I can't lose to Lin.

Mrs Wu: Yes, never lose, never lose at the starting line. But your starting line is different. You are 33 years old. Oh, no, 33 What an embarrassing age. (sad)

Yajun Wu: At the age of 33, I told my children that I was a mature adult. But for adults, I am still an unmarried child. I'm 33 years old, not the same as 33 years old.

Mrs. Wu: (in high spirits) Yes, daughter, you are different. You are different. (walking around the daughter). You should pull yourself together and appear in front of men with great energy. Tidy up your soft hair, draw a gentle makeup on your face, put on a beautiful skirt and shiny high heels? Oh, your high heels.

Yajun Wu: By the way, my high heels. (Pick up high heels and put them on)

Mrs. Wu: Turn your steps, my daughter.

When the music started, Yajun Wu began to dance. Turn a circle, gravity instability, fell to the ground. Let out a scream.

Mrs Wu: Oh, my God.

(Act IV)

Yajun Wu is lying in bed. Suddenly exclaimed and sat up.

Yajun Wu: God, what am I doing? What high heels? What should I do? Am I dreaming? Am I dreaming? (She slaps herself) Wake up, you wake up.

Mrs. Wu's voice came: Daughter, are you awake? Mrs. Wu came from one side of the stage.

Yajun Wu: Am I still dreaming? (get out of bed)

Mrs Wu: Daughter, get up as soon as you wake up. Don't be late.

Yajun Wu: Don't be late?

Mrs. Wu: You are going to have a blind date with a man at four o'clock today.

Yajun Wu: Oh, am I still dreaming? Mom, can you squeeze my arm to see if it hurts?

Mrs. Wu: dead girl, don't you know when you are asleep and awake?

Mrs. Wu went over and squeezed her daughter's arm. Yajun Wu showed the expression of being pinched.

Yajun Wu: I'm really not dreaming this time. I won't be late. But where are my high heels?

Mrs Wu: Your high heels?

Yajun Wu: Is the heel of my high heels broken?

Mrs. Wu: Good.

Yajun Wu: Really? I took high heels to see it.

Yajun Wu: Do I need to do my hair, mask and nail polish?

Mrs Wu: That's good.

(sorting clothes) Oh, mom, did you hear from my classmate Lin when you went out just now?

Mrs Wu: Lin? Your primary school classmate?

Yajun Wu: Yes.

Mrs Wu: I haven't seen her for many years. Why did you suddenly mention her?

Yajun Wu: Is she married?

Mrs. Wu: At this age, everyone who can marry is married.

Yajun Wu: Any other news about him?

Mrs Wu: What?

Yajun Wu: I mean, about getting married? Other contrary news, such as divorce.

Mrs Wu: My dear daughter, what's wrong with you today? Are you out of your mind?

Yajun Wu: Oh, nothing. Do you think it is appropriate for me to dress like this?

Mrs. Wu: Very suitable.

Yajun Wu: Then I'll go out.

Mrs Wu: Wait a minute. You show your momentum. If the other person is a bird flying in the sky, you are the shotgun in the hunter's hand. If the other person is a rabbit running on the ground, you are a falcon flying in the sky. You must hit it with one blow.

Yajun Wu: Hmm.

Mrs Wu: Come on. Daughter.

(Act V)

Dim lights and soft background music. Yajun Wu and Tang Zijun approached relatively.

Tang Zijun: You are punctual.

Yajun Wu: You too.

They sat down at the table.

Tang Zijun: Are you wearing high heels?

Yajun Wu: Yes, is there a problem? It can't be that my heel is broken. (looking down at the shoes).

Tang Zijun: Oh, no, it's beautiful.

Tang Zijun: I am a doctor in America. The ultimate goal of doctoral study is to develop and design new products.

Yajun Wu: New products?

Tang Zijun: What brand of toothbrush do you usually use?

Yajun Wu: Toothbrush?

Tang Zijun: Right.

Yajun Wu: crest? Oh, no. Black? No. To be honest, I'm not sure about its brand.

Tang Zijun: Have you ever heard of eggplant toothbrush?

Yajun Wu: Eggplant toothbrush? (loudly)

Tang Zijun: Say eggplant when taking pictures, and then show beautiful teeth.

Yajun Wu: Eggplant toothbrush?

Tang Zijun: Yes, have you heard of it? This is a high-tech new product jointly developed by my colleagues and me. It uses nanotechnology to brush teeth at the same time?

Yajun Wu: Oh. How do I feel so familiar with this sentence? (Holding his head)

Tang Zijun: What's wrong?

Yajun Wu: I have a headache.

Tang Zijun: Do you have a cold or something?

Yajun Wu: Oh, no. It doesn't matter. Maybe it will get better after a while.

Tang Zijun: I brought some toothbrushes. I can give you one if you like.

Yajun Wu: But why did you design a toothbrush?

Tang Zijun: My original motivation in designing products was to make everyone have healthy, white and beautiful teeth. Having white teeth is the first condition for me to find a girlfriend.

Yajun Wu: Oh, no wonder toothbrushes often appear in front of me. But am I dreaming now?

Tang Zijun: Miss Yajun Wu, you are not dreaming. Since you like my eggplant toothbrush so much, I'll give you another one. Take out two toothbrushes from the bag, one of which is a big toothbrush. This big toothbrush is my original product model.

Yajun Wu: But I think I've seen this toothbrush somewhere. (Connect toothbrush)

Tang Zijun: Really? Then we went further, and I felt the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

Yajun Wu: But I can't remember where I have seen it.

Tang Zijun: Never mind. Here you are.

Yajun Wu: Here, can I brush my teeth?

Tang Zijun: This large toothbrush is just a model.

Yajun Wu: The products you designed are very good?

Tang Zijun: You are the second person who values my product so much.

Yajun Wu: The second one?

Tang Zijun: Yes, the first one is my ex-wife. She was ecstatic when she saw my product.

Yajun Wu: Ex-wife?

Voice-over: Husband! Lin goes on stage.

Lin?

Lin: Yajun Wu! It seems that I haven't seen you for twenty years, right, twenty years (exaggerated expression).

Yajun Wu: Twenty years? It seems that I just saw you yesterday.

Lin: Really? But you really haven't changed much. Like an unmarried girl.

Yajun Wu: Me? I already know.

Lin: Are you kidding? However, you know each other and didn't tell me earlier. My husband?

Tang Zijun: It's time to change the name.

Lin: Honey, isn't that what you always called it before your divorce? This is a habit.

Tang Zijun: She is my ex-wife. (Facing Yajun Wu)

Lin: It should be called fate. A match made in heaven. I should have introduced you two.

Tang Zijun: Why not sit down and have a drink together?

Lin: no, no. I'm leaving. I'm going to a party

Yajun Wu: A party?

Lin: My boyfriend asked me out.

Yajun Wu: Boyfriend?

Lin: But in another month, he will be my husband. (Looking at his watch) I really can't be late. Oh, I have to go. Goodbye. (in a hurry)

Yajun Wu holding the head.

Tang Zijun: Miss Wu, are you sick?

Yajun Wu: Although I don't have a cold today, I seem to have a cold. I have been waiting for my love, but after 33 years, I am still single. 33 years old, what an embarrassing age for an unmarried woman. At night, I often dream that my mother told me that you are no longer young and it is time to find a man to get married. I also dreamed that a bride threw her bouquet in my hand, I was wearing a white wedding dress, and a man put a ring on my hand. But all this is like a rope, binding my life and my poor breath. I am looking for my love, just like a cockroach looking for wonderful food, but is my love (turning to look at Tang Zijun) true? Am I dreaming? I need to go out, let the cold air blow from head to foot, and let the hot water pour from head to foot. I think I need to wake up.

Yajun Wu picked up her bag and left.

Yajun Wu: Sorry, Mr. Tang, I have to go.

Tang Zijun: Teacher Wu, can we meet again?

Yajun Wu turned around and looked at Tang Zijun. The character froze.

Outside, the alarm clock rang, and Mrs. Wu's voice: Daughter, you should get up. Don't be late. ?