Humorous jokes hurt the stomach.

It is the existence of humorous jokes that makes the world a little happier.

Sun is lucky.

Sun is only famous for his prose. He once wrote two poems about Mount Li. There are two sentences in the second poem: the tomb of Qin Huang became Chen Shengqi, and the Ming Palace came to Lushan Mountain. At that time, it happened that Jade Qing Zhao Ying Palace was built in Song Zhenzong. A man who hated Sun Wei wanted to slander him, so he wrote two poems for the emperor. When reading the first poem, I saw a sentence in the poem that Zhu cited Li Mountain, saying: Sun's equipment is not big, so there is nothing to boast about! I forgot to read it, so the words about Chen Sheng and An Lushan were not seen by Zhenzong in the end. Sun is just lucky, and the villain is also in vain.

Signs are variable.

A boss opened a pawnshop with very little money. In the first month of opening, a ten thousand word was written on the signboard of the store. In the second month, the capital was used up, and the pawnbroker didn't redeem it back and forth, so he had to add a stop word in front of the pawn word. In the third month, customers redeemed more and more and the funds were recovered. The boss added a word "no" before "ready".

Loyal to his father's career.

A servant suddenly became rich, so he sent his son to study, hoping to make the next generation change careers, but his son was used to working as a servant and had to inherit his father's career. One day, the police brother came into the room with a hair fan, and the gentleman made a pair for the students: uncle shook the feather fan in his hand. The student said that the family army wore goose feathers (ornaments on officers' hats) on its head. Mr. Wang made another pair: reading and writing. The correct way: pass it on and report it to the official (all officers: pass the complaint, hang up the card and report it, and queue up to see the boss in turn).

That's right again: study by heart. Right: Drink loudly.

That's right again: seven ancient essays. Right: Forty boards.

Mr. Wang was very angry and said, nonsense. The student said: Stand down.

Sir, that's bullshit. The student said: drop out of class.

The gentleman said: Hum. The student said: drink! (shouted the officers. )

Seven things to open the door.

My wife loves wine and asks for it again and again. The husband refused to give it to her, and complained that seven things were open at home: firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. wine

The wife said: wine should be used before opening the door and must be bought overnight.

Lions don't give foreign exchange certificates.

The head waiter of this luxury hotel took his son to the zoo. The keeper of the zoo was feeding wild animals, and it was over when he noticed that the keeper had thrown large pieces of meat into the lion's cage. Dad, why did they throw the meat into the lion's cage? Why don't they cut the meat neatly like you, put it carefully on the plate and serve it on the table? The son suddenly asked. Have you ever seen a lion give foreign exchange certificates in the world?

Distinguish clearly

Qi Xuanwang asked Ai Zi: I heard that there was an animal called beast in ancient times. Are you familiar with it?

Ai Zi replied: When Yao was emperor, there was a beast named Xu who was raised in the imperial court. It can distinguish good from bad. When it found an evil official, it knocked him down with its horn and ate his stomach.

Ai zi paused and sighed with emotion: if there is such a beast in the court today, I don't think it needs to find anything else to eat!

Shen Lu tomb

Two stupid gentlemen met on the road and exchanged pleasantries. There happened to be a tomb of Shen Lu by the roadside. One of them quickly bowed down and said, this is Zeng Shen's tomb. Let me worship.

The other looked at it carefully and said, Isn't this Cao Can's grave? The two began to quarrel and finally got into a fight.

Later, I reported Wang's resignation. The king pushed the officer to send someone to investigate. Knowing that this was Shen Lu's tomb, he beat two people and drove them out of the hall.

Both of them were very angry, so friends came to make peace and invited them to a banquet in Yudui Palace. They arrived on time, saw the plaque on the jade palace above the gate, and hurried away, saying, this is Wang Tuguan's house. How dare you provoke him again?

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