A joke written with a pen.

Dad: "Daming got ninety-five points in this math exam. Xiao Ming, how many points did you get in the exam? "

Xiaoming: "I am a little more than Daming."

Dad: "Did you get 96 or 97?"

Xiao Ming: "No, I got 9.5 points."

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Once upon a time, there was a rich boy who was very ignorant. Once, his parents went on a business trip and left him in the care of the chef. The chef asked him, "Is it enough for me to make you two steamed buns for three meals a day?" He said sadly, "Not enough, not enough!" The chef asked again, "How about I make you six a day?" He immediately said with joy, "That's enough! Enough! "

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The teacher asked the students, "What is six times nine? '

"54。"

"That's right. What about 9 times 6? "

"45。"

"......"

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time

In a math class, the teacher asked the students, "Who can ask a question about time?" As soon as the voice fell, a student raised his hand and stood up and asked, "Teacher, when is school over?"

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Don't understand numbers

On the fruit stand: 4 yuan, 1 kg, 10 yuan, 3 kg.

Xiao Ming said to his mother, "Buy it quickly! This pear seller doesn't know how to count. 3 kg should be 12 yuan.

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calculator

In the examination room of the math exam, students use calculators to calculate various problems. At this moment, a sudden exclamation came from a corner of the examination room: "God, how did I bring the remote control home?"

One day, 0 and 8 met in the street. 0 glanced at 8 disdainfully and said, "Fat is fat. Why wear a belt! "

0 met 10, glanced at him and said disdainfully, "Young man, what crutches are you leaning on!" "

0 met 10 1 and looked at him sympathetically. "Hey, why are you leaning on crutches!"

0 met 0 1 and gave her a look. "I don't even know you if you have money!" "

0 met Q and was surprised: "Why does it have a long tail?"

0 met 00 and said, "Fatty, why don't you take me to get married!" "

0 On the way, I saw 9 again: "Hey, brother, how did you amputate ..."

The girl wants to break up with the boy, and the boy asks why. The girl said that there were too many freckles on his face, and the boy listened.

He said, "I have decimal points all over my face."

There is a statistician who has never taken care of his children. One Saturday afternoon, while his wife was out shopping,

Reluctantly agreed to look after four young and active children. He handed his wife a piece of paper when she came home.

Article, which reads:

"Wipe tears 1 1 time; Tie shoelaces 15 times; Blow toy balloons for each child five times, and the average life of each balloon is 10 second; Warning children not to cross the road 26 times; The child insisted on crossing the road 26 times; I want to do it again on Saturday. "