Reading funny quotes in one sentence

Whether you are in school or entering society, everyone must be familiar with quotations. Quotations are a style of writing that does not emphasize the connection between paragraphs and content. Do you know what kind of quotations can be called classics? The following is a collection of funny quotes that I have compiled for you. Welcome to read and collect them. Reading of a funny quotation 1

1. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

2. With two yuan in mind, 5 million in mind!

3. I really want to call your grandfather: Dad!

4. Love her, Please do a painless abortion for her!

5. I never write the word "cuo", but I write the word "tong"!

6. Don't think that because you are black, you can Cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

7. Practice one breath inside and one breath outside.

8. In fact, I am a genius, but it is a pity that God is jealous of talents!

9. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. He doesn’t need paper to shit!

10 .When the sky falls, you hold it up and I'll cushion it!

11. Listen to your words and save me ten books!

12. I am a beast when I take off my clothes, but when I put on clothes I am a beast in disguise!

13. I like children, and I even like the process of making children!

14. There is no limit to learning, but turning back is the last step

15. Temporary Impulsiveness, the crisis for our descendants!

16. As long as it is not obscene, we are the mainstream!

17. Only fakes are real, everything else is fake!

18. Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten!

19. The gangsters are not scary, but the gangsters are educated.

20. I go out of my way to protect my brothers, and I go out of my way to help women.

21. Don’t become bad in debauchery, be perverted in silence!

22. After passing through youth, your feet will get blisters

23. Businesswoman They don’t know the hatred of country subjugation, and prostitutes don’t understand extramarital affairs.

24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

25. It is easy to stand outside the pain and advise the suffering people.

26. Don’t hang yourself on a tree, try to die on several nearby trees~

27. If you don’t fall asleep in class, bury yourself on the wine table drunk.

28. I look so creative and live so courageously!

29. No one holds my hand, so I just hold my hand.

30. Ugly, but very ugly, that is, very ugly! Funny quotations reading 2

1. Long hair is popular this year, but we have short hair. Ear.

2. Falling out of love is not necessarily a bad thing. It can make people grow up, become mature and sensible.

3. Brother’s tolerance is not your capital to make trouble.

4. We met at the wrong time and separated at the right time.

5. I love love, and embarrassment is in my heart. I am so corrupt.

6. The little me sees through everything with worldly eyes.

7. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who don’t know how to cherish others.

8. Why did you touch my heart, but then abandon me?

9. If the baby is not bad, if the woman does not love him, if the baby is not a gangster, then he is not developing normally.

10. The only way to keep youth alive is to take more photos now.

11. I am not a lady, but it is better than you pretending to be a lady.

12. Love is a road, friends are pigs, there is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road!

13. You are such a shameless dog. I have really only seen this one in my life.

14. Because it is said that the early bird eats the bug, so I decided not to get up early anymore.

15. What should you do if you are so angry that you are about to explode? He quickly poked his belly with a needle to let the air out.

16. If you are drunk now, you will be drunk now. If the road is bumpy, don’t retreat.

17. My figure is already perfect, there is no need to make a fuss about body parts.

18. After the exam, no matter how bad your grades are, you must smile and live on. This is the dignity of a bad student.

19. The thing on my face is definitely not acne, it’s called youth.

20. I really want to slap someone and send him to an alien planet.

21. I look too fat and have been swollen by life.

22. I would rather make him feel uncomfortable when he is drunk than let him feel aggrieved without drinking.

23. Smoking is disobedient, so I smoke.

24. Sometimes, it’s like being quiet because I’m really tired.

25. A female man will have a group of brothers to accompany him, and a cute girl will have a group of boyfriends to accompany her. Reading 3 Funny Quotes

1. The sun sets and it will come up tomorrow, and even if you fail in the labor and management exam, you will still be happy tomorrow.

2. This classmate, what department do you want to join? I want to join the canteen.

3. In a pigsty, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.

4. All the meat that chooses to grow on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

5. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review. The delivery is too slow.

6. I would rather be misunderstood than forcefully explain.

7. Accumulating virtue as an industry is better than a beautiful house and good land.

8. Become famous when you are poor, and fail when you are proud.

9. There is a bright moonlight on the bed, and the lights are not turned off at night; why do you ask? Just can't sleep.

10. My sister, I am not sentimental or nymphomaniac. My sister just likes beautiful things.

11. Don’t look away, just look at me again, just one look.

12. It’s not that the older you get, the more lonely you become, but the older you get, the more defensive you become.

13. Everything is fake, only liars are real.

14. Forgive those poor, arrogant people, after all, they are already blind!

15. Is love the spiritual opium or a boring pastime at the end of the century?

16. Whenever I see Wang Dadong in the ultimate class, I think that I should buy sanitary napkins.

17. It’s all our fault that we are too young and don’t understand the way of love.

18. The natives on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can’t help crying, so let’s meet at Uniqlo.

19. Why are you dissatisfied with this world when you dress like this?

20. We have had a free and easy youth, but we are facing a regretful old age.

21. I think of how we fought with each other in those days, but now we are stalking each other.

22. Don’t say I have changed, as if you know me better.

23. Don’t use my tolerance as your shameless capital.

24. In my world, you are the supporting role!

25. When you come, I treat you as a stranger; when you leave, I treat you as a passerby. Reading of funny quotations 4

1. You are not RMB, why do you expect everyone to like you.

2. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.

3. I can see you clearly, but I can’t see myself clearly. How ridiculous this is.

4. I am single, I am proud, and I save men for my country.

5. It’s not that your friends won’t help you, but that I only have one knife.

6. A man who cheats is like money dropped on poop. It’s a pity if you don’t pick it up, but it’s disgusting if you pick it up.

7. If you don’t study, you will be just a postman after traveling thousands of miles.

8. If you love me, please raise your hands. If you don’t love me, please stand on your head.

9. Faced with the bad problems in your private life, we choose to fight side by side and share the same hatred.

10. Love casts a layer of darkness on youth, and sadness is hidden in the originally clear eyes.

11. He looked so excited, as if he had drunk urine sugar.

12. If I bring a chicken to school, I won’t have to study.

13. When you are with your best friend, put aside any image of a lady.

14. I am a fool and don’t know how to give up on you; you are also a fool who don’t know how to cherish me.

15. I am a small stream, I will never stop, small stream, small stream.

16. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

17. Fatness is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and spherical shape is also a body shape.

18. I actually don’t hate dogs. I just hate dog-like people and human-like dogs.

19. Men are tricky, but sisters are the most important.

20. You can see the words I type on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

21. I prefer watching Naruto, because if he dies, a whole village of Japanese will die.

22. It is only when you are poor that you find a false friend, and when you are down and out, you find a heartless dog.

23. It’s the candy that wants to eat me, not me that wants to eat him.

24. The mature side is for outsiders to see, and the childish side is for lovers to see.

25. As long as we step out of school, our destiny will be completely different from now on. Reading 5 funny quotes

1. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenges the bulging belly.

2. As long as you are alive, you will definitely meet delicious food.

3. If you don’t feel happy, just let it go. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach.

4. Many foodies can do weight loss exercises and eat at the same time, but as a result they cannot lose weight at all.

5. The happy life of the Eleven foodies is--after buying banana milk, I found that it is also super delicious frozen.

6. What wakes you up every day is not a dream, nor a Urgency to urinate, but a restless soul because of hunger.

7. When I saw you smiling at me, I thought you had a crush on me, but who knew you were laughing at me and made me blush?

8. Foodies often eat at the dining table Made from above.

9. There are two things that others cannot take away. One is the food you eat, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a foodie with dreams.

10. Eating is what I want; losing weight is also what I want... You can’t have both, so I’ll take it.

11. I am just a foodie with a qualified mind but an unsatisfactory stomach.

12. Don’t believe a foodie who says she wants to lose weight. When she says this, she must have just eaten.

13. The day you never did what you said; even lying was so justified.

14. As soon as the food is served, the first command in your mind is "eat" instead of "photograph", only then can you be called a competent foodie!

15. As a qualified foodie, eating sometimes does not mean you are hungry, but just because your mouth is lonely. Hahaha, I finally found an invincible reason for my foodie label. Yes, it’s just that my mouth is lonely.

16. Which is more important, food or body? Foodie: The body is amazing? Can it be eaten?

17. I believe that my wife’s English is not very good. Once again, she Ask me how to spell the English word cctv

18. If you only know how to eat but not cook, you are either a foodie or a fool!

19. I have repeatedly emphasized the need to keep a low profile, but you just want to give me applause and screams.

20. Finding delicious food, cooking delicious food, and enjoying delicious food are one of the great joys of life. Without food, where can you find the joy of living?

21. When you are unhappy, take a nap and let it pass. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach.

22. It’s good to be a foodie. You forget everything while eating.

23. I am a principled foodie, and the food given to me by strange people has to be sterilized before I eat it.

24. First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery

25. After a while, our family grabbed a large pot of pickled fish. Not much left. Although the taste is not as authentic as in the restaurant, maybe it’s because I made it myself. I enjoyed this meal very well!

26. Those who are in a hurry after finishing one meal are not foodies. Foodies often think about what to eat next after finishing their last meal.

27. Love is like a little sheep. As time goes by, you will understand that it is a wolf in sheep's clothing.

28. We are all foodies. Best friend, wait until I have money. I want to take you to eat all the delicious food.

29. Being able to eat with gusto while watching disgusting jokes is nothing. Being able to eat while watching hilarious jokes and keeping the food from spraying out of your mouth is considered strong.

30. Foodies are like a train, eating like crazy. Eat like crazy

31. I discovered that as a foodie, you are either hungry or full!

32. Since ancient times, no one has died. Eat as much as you can.

33. In life, one should not be ashamed of the word "foodie".

34. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfying.

35. A person who doesn’t know how full he is after eating three bowls of rice is not a foodie. A foodie can definitely say that he is not full after eating three bowls of rice.

36. A foodie is blind, but no matter what you put in his mouth, he knows what he is eating.

37. Being a foodie is carefree, being an idiot is carefree.

38. There is no love without food. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you fall in love without asking for a meal?

39. The farthest distance in the world is not when a foodie is about to starve to death. Suddenly a lot of food appears in front of him, and he starves to death just as he is about to get it. Instead, he ate the food and eventually starved to death.

40. The highest realm of foodies is to eat what you see.

41. No matter how miserable life is, I will try my best to eat.

42. For girls, sooner or later, they will get pregnant if they go out to hang out.

43. Others are full after two bites, but I can still eat two bites after I am full.

44. First put a piece of tofu, then add some soup, and then some fragrant and delicious fish meat. It is tender, oily but not greasy, sour and spicy, which is endless aftertaste and leaves a fragrance on your lips and teeth. . This pickled fish is truly a delicacy in the world!

45. For foodies, if there are delicious things every day, life will not be monotonous.

46. The farthest distance in the world is not when a foodie is about to starve to death. Suddenly a lot of food appears in front of him, and he starves to death just as he is about to get it. Instead, he ate the food and eventually starved to death.

47. Foodies don’t eat in one place for a lifetime, but they have food to eat wherever they go.

48. Everyone is an actor, it just depends on who can act realistically.

49. Some foodies are equivalent to foodies, but foodies are not necessarily foodies. The fundamental difference between the two is that the foodie is good at eating and the foodie is good at eating.

50. People who are most likely to be hungry are usually fat, because there is an idiom called: The hungriest and the heaviest... Read 6 funny quotations in one sentence

1. Prove your ability : You can lose weight, but what can't you do?

2. When the company organizes a physical examination, it would be embarrassing to step on the scale in front of everyone.

3. Fat people, stop eating! The skinny guys are laughing at you!

4. When you find that a thief has stolen your wallet, you chase after him, but the thief doesn’t run fast - he knows you can’t catch him.

5. As time goes by, people gain weight. The world is full of meat, the yellow sky is above, and the thick soil is proof. I am willing to exchange 20 kilograms of meat on my body for good weather in China this year!

6. Your desire for a beautiful body is far greater than your desire for food. Crave it and you can successfully lose weight. If you can't lose weight, it's because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.

7. If a fat man is not cruel to himself, others will be cruel to you.

8. Since impotence and lung cancer are marked on cigarette boxes, why not mark diabetes and fat on chocolate?

9. You who live on the 14th floor find out When a three-day maintenance notice is posted on the door of the elevator, you won't think of hiding in a friend's house.

10. Don’t wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, and don’t wear a red one, it looks like a tomato. Don't even wear yellow, it looks like grapefruit. Don't wear white, it looks like cabbage. Don't wear black, it will look like a bear. Don't wear beige either, it will look like a potato. Even if he wears nothing, he still looks like a meat bun.

11. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

12. Is it easy for my parents to keep me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight and will not lose weight.

13. Inner beauty is more important than outer beauty, but wouldn’t it be better to have the best of both worlds?

14. The man walking towards me turned around and turned around because of admiration rather than out of curiosity.

15. Even if you are tanned all black, no one will say that you are O'Neal's cousin.

16. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don’t want me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Just drink water, and go to bed if you are hungry.

17. There are girls who only have two things in their minds: eating and losing weight.

18. I like my shadow in the sunset, it makes me look tall and thin.

19. I think we should all star in a movie called "Those of Us Girls Who Couldn't Lose Weight in Those Years"...

20. Treat all delicious food as food Poison, resolutely do not take it or eat it.

21. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.

22. Friends who are in love, you should have more self-control.

23. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to a woman.

24. If you tell me that you can’t endure hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should stop losing weight.

25. Believe in yourself! You can definitely do it! When you lose weight, you can eat as much as you want! When you lose weight, you can buy any clothes, but the salesperson will only say: This clothes may be a bit too big for you! If you lose weight, you won't fail the exam. If you lose weight, the world will be peaceful! .

26. The saddest thing is that the figure is very skinny and the face is very plump.

Is there any?!

27. If you love to eat more, if you eat less, what will happen? Can you die?

28. Since impotence and lung cancer are marked on cigarette packages, why not label diabetes and fat on chocolate?

29. I really hope there is such a person who can It makes me think day and night, not thinking about food and tea, having trouble sleeping and eating, and I am getting thinner and thinner and thinner and thinner and thinner and thinner.

30. Don’t listen to your mother nagging in your ear: “If you don’t lose weight, you won’t be able to get married!”

31. When learning to swim, no matter how hard your limbs are, they will float. On the water, I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river but found that I still couldn't sink.

32. There are two me in the world: me who is a foodie and me who really wants to lose weight.

33. Intimate contact on the beach is originally a romantic thing, but it is another matter if you have to dig the other person out of the sand in the end.

34. If you don’t eat enough, how can you have the strength to lose weight!

35. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind-hearted you are, you are still just a fat guy.

36. If I really can’t lose weight, just let me grow taller!

37. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in mind and it is not easy to lose weight.

38. Do you know the purpose of losing weight? The purpose of losing weight is to eat again.

39. Being a stranger in a foreign land, I gain three pounds during the holidays

40. I found that a thief had stolen my wallet, and I chased after him, but the thief didn’t run fast—— I know you can’t catch up!

41. A fat man’s life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be measured throughout his life.

42. When you go shopping with your boyfriend in the summer, he won’t always want to walk behind you to enjoy the shade.

43. Don’t just fantasize about losing weight without making any efforts.

44. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

45. Hold on, don’t eat. How can you still have the nerve to eat when you are so fat? .

46. How many people have said, "Only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight." Stand up for me.

47. You have to lose weight even if you die. It won’t be happy if you don’t lose weight to 90. Once the fat is eliminated, the beauty will come back.

48. If you want to lose weight, you must pay a price. If you are too squeamish for fear of hardship, don’t start. There is no good way, just endure it. Don't ask me how I can bear it, just don't eat it.

49. Both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain.

50. The veterinarian said that even your pet cat is too fat and can only be delivered by caesarean section.