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Housing sales joke
(2) Publicly hang the sales performance table, indicating which ones have signed up for sales and which ones have paid the deposit, and the transaction is about to be completed;
(3) Invite people to "pry" the side, let some people pretend to be buyers to come to see the house, constantly praise the house, render the atmosphere, and even pretend to sign a contract;
(4) The telephone is self-listening, and the internal personnel of the seller call each other, and the salesperson deliberately speaks loudly to the buyer so that the buyer can hear;
(5) Every time a transaction is made, the sales staff will all stand up and applaud, and sing loudly to encourage buyers to blindly follow suit;
(6) Announce in the advertisement or on the spot: "The price is about to rise, the last cheap opportunity";
(7) Deliberately claiming: "There is only one set (or several sets) left, and I missed this opportunity and regretted it for life."
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