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Su Dongpo is an old monk in the joint play. Did he really laugh at the old monk

Su Dongpo likes joking very much. Let's start with two folk versions. Su Dongpo also has a foreign friend named Fo Yin, who is closely related to Su Dongpo. One day, Su Dongpo asked Fo Yin, "What am I in the eyes of a master?" Su Dongpo asked Fo Yin what he looked like. Fo Yin said: "In the eyes of the poor monk, the donor is the golden body of my Buddha." Fo Yin actually compared Su Dongpo to Tathagata. Su Dongpo said with a smile, "But in my opinion, the master is a pile of cow dung." Su Dongpo deserves to be a bitter person, and even compares his best friend to cow dung. Su Dongpo thinks he is cheap, but Fo Yin is not worried about getting angry.

Fo Yin said: "The Buddha is born from the heart, and there is a Buddha in the heart. Everything you see is a Buddha; My heart is cow shit, and everything I see turns into cow shit. "Fo Yin deserves to be a monk who has a deep understanding of the world.

If you have a Buddha in your heart, what you see is a Buddha. There is happiness in the heart and happiness everywhere. Su Dongpo tried to laugh at Fo Yin, only to shoot himself in the foot, but he got himself into trouble.

Say two official versions.

Su Dongpo was a great calligrapher in Song Dynasty. His copybooks were valuable at that time, and many rich people in Beijing liked to collect Su Dongpo's calligraphy and painting. At that time, all the commanders in front of the palace were called Lin Yao, and he was a big fan of Su Dongpo. As a military commander, Lin Yao has no friendship with Su Dongpo, so he can't easily get Su Dongpo's words.

Su Dongpo has a colleague named Han Zongru. They have a good relationship and often correspond. Han Zongru likes mutton best, but it is expensive and can't be eaten often. Lin Yao inquired about it and sent a servant to find Han Zongru. The two agreed that as long as Han Zongru got Su Dongpo, he could go to Yaojia mutton shop to eat mutton. So, Han Zongru took a document to Su Dongpo for signature every once in a while. My life is full of flavor.

This matter spread widely and was known by Su Dongpo's student Huang Tingjian. One day, Huang Tingjian laughed at Su Dongpo: "Wang Xizhi of the previous generation was gentle and gentle, and once traded words for geese. People call his character' Goose Book'. Now, Mr. Wang's words can be called' changing sheep books'. " Su Dongpo was puzzled and asked what was going on. After listening to the explanation, Su Dongpo laughed.

A few days later, Han Zongru really asked the servant to bring a note and asked Su Dongpo to reply. The servant urged Su Dongpo to write quickly. Su Dongpo said with a smile, "Send a message to the official and stop the slaughter today." Please tell Mr. Han that today is "slaughter day" and it is forbidden to slaughter cattle and sheep. Han Zongru managed to get back a report.