What jokes can you laugh at for a year?

A joke that can make you laugh for a year is a joke that lovers in love love love to tell and revel in themselves.

First, every time I go out to meet friends or attend a party, I have to make up carefully before I leave, which makes me laugh and cry. I have to pretend to be very happy and enjoy it. It's funny. I keep laughing in my heart and appearance. It's nothing to laugh for a year. Now it's popular to fall in love, but I don't want to get married. Women in love are the funniest and have low IQ. Men think that women can pretend to be noble in front of ladies. Only men with high understanding know that women in love love love dressing up most, but care about the men who go out with them. Women please themselves and have nothing to do with others.

Second, baby, you are always busy and tired. Can you cheer up, cheer up? Because I want to love you more every day. 365 days a year is too little. If it can be longer a year, I don't know how good it is!

Three, honey, you are always so low-key, I can't stand it. Can you be a little taller? If you get used to it for too long, I can totally transform you. At least once a day, dear, it's very kind of you to kiss me! Hug me at least once a day and say, my kitten, I love you so much. Cook me a meal at least once a day and whisper my name in my ear. Do you like my cooking? It's delicious every time, even I can't stand it. Oh, it makes me happy that you pretend to like me so much. Until today, I discovered that women who love themselves are really beautiful, and stupidity is also a lovely truth for men.

Honey, I can take some time every day to watch you do stupid things. Can you spend some time looking at me stupidly? A woman in love says:

Baby, it's enough for you to look at me stupidly. I want to wash clothes and cook! When two fools live together, one of them must be sober. Men in love always love to confess. Women in love always enjoy it, and it's good to express their love, but please show some sincerity. Is there a gift for every confession? Women in love like fashion sense. Will you please find a suitable reason to confess next time? Honey, if I really can't think of a reason, I'll kneel down and tell you the truth, okay?

Five, my little darling, if I don't see you for a day, I just don't think about tea and rice. You are so cute. I didn't expect you to have such great magic?

That's what narcissistic men do. If I were in your situation, I would travel all over the world to talk to you.

Oh, that's terrible. Honey, can you spare him?

Tell a joke that can make people laugh at any time and you will laugh for a whole year.

Never heard of it. Tell me about it!

It was from 1 1: 59 on New Year's Eve to 0 1 on Spring Festival that the laughing god caught it.