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Excellent English Joke Stories (6 Selected Stories)

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English joke story 1 It has been many years since my last eye examination, and my wife is pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nags, the more I procrastinate. Finally, she made an appointment for me.

I haven't had my eyes examined for many years. My wife always urges me to sign up. The more she supervises me, the less I can delay. Finally, she signed me a number.

I was in a good mood the day before I went to see the doctor. After kissing and hugging her, I told her that she really looked. Good for me. ,

The day before I went to see the doctor, I was in a particularly good mood. I kissed and hugged my wife and said that she was the most beautiful woman in my eyes.

"That's it," she said. "I want to cancel your reservation."

She said, "My eyes are fine this time. I'll cancel the number now."

Two little boys spent the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, two boys knelt by the bed and prayed. The little boy began to pray at the top of his voice: "I pray for a bike. I pray for a new toy. "

Two little boys spent the night at their grandparents' house. While sleeping, two little boys knelt by the bed and began to pray. At this moment, the little boy shouted, "I pray for a bike." I prayed for a new toy. "

His brother leaned over and nudged him and said, "Why are you praying loudly? God is not deaf. "

His brother leaned over, elbowed him and said, "Why are you shouting so loudly? God is not deaf. "

The younger brother replied, "no, but grandma is!" "

The younger brother replied, "yes, but grandma can't hear you!" " "

English joke story 3 A tourist passed by South Dakota and stopped at a blood bank to donate blood. After the ward, he lay in his cot and saw another donor, who seemed to be a native American.

A traveler donated blood at a skin blood station while crossing South Dakota. After donating blood, he sat in a small bed to rest. At this time, he saw another person to donate blood. That man looks like an American. The traveler began to talk to him. "Do you live on the Sioux Indian reservation across the street?"

The tourist started talking and asked, "Do you live on the Sioux reservation down the road?"

"That's right." The man replied.

"Yes," the man replied.

"Are you 100% Sioux Indian?"

"Are you a pure Sioux?"

"Oh, you can't say that completely?" The man said, "I'm short of a pint of blood now."

"Well, actually, no," said the man. "Now I don't have a pint of wine."

After my husband John and I moved from Nebraska to Michigan, our new friends were proud of their beautiful tree-lined roads and made fun of our dull, flat and treeless land in the Midwest. When my parents, farmers in Nebraska, came to see us, I asked them about their trip.

After my husband John and I moved from Nebraska to Michigan, our new friends were always proud of their beautiful trees. They laughed at the desolation and poverty of our central and western plains, and there was not even a dead tree. Later, my parents came to see us from their hometown in Nebraska, and I asked them what they thought of the trip.

"What a boring driving," my father replied. Once you get to Michigan, you can't see anything but trees. "

My father complained, "It's boring to take a dry bath. Once in Michigan, there was nothing but trees. "

The little girl sat on her grandfather's lap and read to her. Sometimes, she would look away from the book and reach out to touch his wrinkled cheek. After a while, she sometimes touched her cheek and sometimes touched his cheek.

The little girl sat on her grandfather's lap reading a story. From time to time, she looked up from the book and touched his wrinkled face. Then she touched her cheek and went back to touch grandpa's.

Finally she said, "Grandpa, did God create you?"

Finally, she asked, "Grandpa, did God create you?"

"Yes, dear," he replied, "God created me a long time ago."

"Yes, sweetheart." He replied, "God created me a long time ago."

"Oh," she said, and then "Grandpa, did God create me, too?"

"Oh." She answered. Then he asked, "Grandpa, did God also create me?"

"Yes, dear," he assured her. "God just created you."

"Yes, of course, baby." He assured her, "God just created you not long ago."

"Oh," she said. She touched their faces again and said, "God is getting better at this now, isn't he?"

"Oh." She answered. I touched their cheeks separately, observed them and said, "Is God's technology getting better and better?"

Little Johnny said, "Mom, when my father and I were sitting on the bus this morning,

Little Johnny said, "Mom, when my father and I were on the bus this morning,

He asked me to give up my seat to a lady. "

He asked me to give up my seat to a lady. "

"You did the right thing," mom said.

Mom said, "You did the right thing."

"But Mom, I'm sitting on Dad's lap."

"But, Mom, I'm sitting on Dad's knee."

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