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Tongue twisters are super hard to cheat.
What are the long tongue twisters? The following is a complete dictionary of tongue twisters that I share with you. Welcome to read!
1. flatten the basin surface and bake a flat basin cake. The cake touches the basin and the basin touches the cake.
2. Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li bought a cake in the cake shop. Uncle Zhang bought a big cake and Uncle Li bought a big cake. Take it home to feed your mother-in-law. My mother-in-law went to Bibo again. I don't know whether Uncle Zhang bought a big cake or Uncle Li bought a big cake.
3. Liu is dressed in blue cloth, Liu is half-length in blue cloth, pulling the plow to plow the field, and the sow pulls the rudder.
4. One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.
5. A partner, let him say "mouse" first, and then say "mouse is old". When he finished saying "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse".
I only care about what I care about. Do you care about me? Do I care about you as much as I care about you?
7. Small locust trees bear cherries and willow trees bear peppers. Blowing drums and trumpets, carrying cars and sedan chairs. The fly trampled the donkey and the ant trampled the bridge. The gourd sank to the bottom and the stone floated on the water. The chicken has a hungry eagle in its mouth and the mouse is pulling a big civet cat. Do you find it funny?
8. A can of oil and a basket of beans. The mouse smells oil and beans. Climb into tanks, jump into baskets and steal oil and beans. Happy and flustered, my feet slipped and my body shook. Plop, one fell into Tanqueray.
9. Draw a flower cat, which has fur. Draw a black cat, a black cat with black hair. Draw a white cat, white cat with white hair. Draw a gray hair of Embryo Cat and Embryo Cat.
10. Qianhua, Shibahua, my aunt, come and pick me up. Pigs get firewood, dogs light a fire, and cats cook and kill me!
1 1. On the first floor, live in Guanguan, and on the second floor, live in Panguan. Pan doesn't care about taking out a big piece of garbage, and also says that he doesn't care about soiling the corridor. If you are wide, you must take care of Pan, and Pan will also take care of it.
12. Guan Kuan said I had to take care of Pan.
13. Zhujiajian has a gold pillar and Qujia has a gold saw. Master Qu's family embraced Zhu Jiaju, and the gold saw broke the gold pillar.
14. Laos is carrying the yellow cover, and Lao Huang is carrying the square cover. Laos wants to take the old yellow square cover, and Lao Huang wants to take the old yellow yellow cover. Both Lao Huang and Lao Huang will not give in. The square cover is broken and the yellow cover is broken.
15. There are many fish in the fish warehouse in the East China Sea, and big fish swim and touch fish. Fisherman Lv Yu cast a net to catch fish, but it hasn't rained yet. Rain beads catch fish, fish meet rain, and Lv Yuyu is busy fishing in the rain.
16. Ancient copper coins, hanging door curtains; Screen height, straw cutter; The hay cutter is fast and cuts vegetables; Green vegetables, buy a bow; Bow without strings, buy a boat; The ship has no head, buy a cow; Cows have no claws, buy a horse; Horses without saddles, buy kites; A kite has no belly, so buy a rabbit. Rabbits have no hooves. Buy a chicken. Chickens don't crow, dogs don't bite, and civet cats steal to eat.
17. My brother is sitting in front of the slope, where a goose is lying and a river is flowing. Brother said: the river is wide, and brother said: white goose. Goose is crossing the river; The river is carrying geese. I don't know whether the goose is crossing the river or the river is ferrying geese.
18. My brother crossed the wide ditch with the melon basket, and the melon basket leaked and rolled over the ditch. The buckle of the melon basket hangs obliquely in the ditch, and it's strange that the melon basket is empty.
19. Liu wears blue cloth, Liu wears blue cloth, pulls the plow to plow the field, and the sow pulls the rudder.
20. Lao Luo pulled a car full of pears and Lao Li pulled a car full of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo and Lao Li is called Dali Li. Lao Lola makes pear wine, and Lao Li pulls Li for pears.
2 1. Lao Qi happened to meet Lao Lv with a donkey when he was trying to sell fish. Lao Qi wants to use Lao Lu's donkey to transport fish. Lao Lu said, if Lao Qi wants to transport fish with my donkey, he has to give me fish. If he doesn't give me fish, he won't use my donkey to transport fish. They are both late.
22. The mouse meets the tiger, and the tiger bites the mouse. The mouse hides from the tiger, the tiger can't bite the mouse, and the mouse hides from the tiger.
23. Two pairs of birds hanging upside down on the beam and two pairs of birds hanging upside down in the mud. Two pairs of upside-down birds on the poor beam are upside down in the mud, and two pairs of upside-down birds in the poor mud are also upside down on the beam.
24. There are 88 bamboos in front of the 88-year-old father-in-law, and 88 myna will come to spend the night on the 88 bamboos in front of the 88-year-old father-in-law. Eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law forbid eighty-eight mynahs to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos. Eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law sends eighty-eight golden bow and silver bullets to shoot eighty-eight mynahs, and eighty-eight mynahs are not allowed to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos before eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law
25. In the south, his big uncle's big dog with tail and ears came, and in the north, his second uncle's big dog with tail and ears came. His big uncle's big dog bit his second uncle's big dog. His second uncle's tail-ear dog also bit his uncle's tail-ear dog. I don't know if his big uncle's tail ear big dog bit his second uncle's tail ear two dog first. Or his second uncle's tail-ear dog, who bit his uncle's tail-ear dog first.
26. Find three tools rashly, such as three cups. Let your partner say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing your partner's reaction speed. Then, often knock on the first one, if your partner says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof.
27. The crow stands on the back of the black pig and says that the black pig is black, and the black pig says that the crow is darker than the black pig; The crow said it was not as black as Darkmouth, the black pig, and the black pig smiled.
28. So many, his broom and dustpan don't match, so one by one, he found that (ten lanes) were black.
29. A flat basin surface, flip a flat basin cake, the cake touches the basin, and the basin touches the cake.
30. Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li bought a cake in the cake shop. Uncle Zhang bought a big cake and Uncle Li bought a big cake. Take it home to feed your mother-in-law. My mother-in-law went to Bibo again. I don't know whether Uncle Zhang bought a big cake or Uncle Li bought a big cake.
3 1. Golden melon, silver melon and melon shed are all melons. The melon fell and played with the little doll. The doll is called mom, and the doll is strange and the melon laughs at the doll.
32. Liu is dressed in blue cloth, Liu is half-length in blue cloth, pulling plows and plows, and sows pull hoes.
There is a Yellow River in Class One and a Kelly in Class Two. The Yellow River and Kelly are engaged in creation, the Yellow River is engaged in woodcut, and Kelly writes poetry. The Yellow River helped Kelly write poems, and Kelly helped the Yellow River make woodcuts. Thanks to their cooperation, the Yellow River completed woodcuts and Kelly wrote poems.
34. One black, two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black, ten black. I bought an ebony rod of a tobacco bag, and I pinched both ends of it so black. The second girl stroked her eyebrows and looked black in the mirror. On the vermicelli wall, Sichuan is written, and three blacks are seen horizontally and vertically. The legs of the ivory table are ebony, and they are black on the kang. I bought a hen that doesn't lay eggs, so I kept it in that cage until it turned black. A good mule doesn't eat grass, so he drags it along the street until it gets dark. Xiao Lv bought a head and rode it on his back without pulling it, until it was a black saddle. The two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat and lost her sickle until dark. The son of Yueer's child is sick, and he is moxibustion with some moxa balls until it turns black. The melon seed seller dozed off and spilled it.
35. So many, his broom and dustpan didn't match, so he picked up the black one by one.
36. There is a Yellow River in Class One, and a Kelly in Class Two. The Yellow River and Kelly are engaged in writing, the Yellow River is engaged in woodcut, and Kelly writes poetry. The Yellow River helped Kelly write poems, and Kelly helped the Yellow River make woodcuts. Thanks to their cooperation, the Yellow River completed woodcuts and Kelly wrote poems.
37. One black, two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black, ten black. I bought an ebony rod of a tobacco bag, and I pinched both ends of it so black. The second girl stroked her eyebrows and looked black in the mirror. On the vermicelli wall, Sichuan is written, and three blacks are seen horizontally and vertically. The legs of the ivory table are ebony, and they are black on the kang. I bought a hen that doesn't lay eggs, so I kept it in that cage until it turned black. It's good. The mule doesn't eat grass, so he drags it along the street until dark. Bought Lu, didn't pull the mill out and put it on his saddle? Ride (7) to (road) black. The two sisters went to Nanwa to cut wheat and lost her sickle until dark. The son of Yueer's child is sick, and he is moxibustion with some moxa balls until it turns black. The melon seed seller dozed off and spilled it.
38. So many, his broom and dustpan didn't match up, so he picked up the black one by one.
39. A flat basin surface, flip a flat basin cake, the cake touches the basin, and the basin touches the cake.
40. Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li bought a cake in the cake shop. Uncle Zhang bought a big cake and Uncle Li bought a big cake. Take it home to feed your mother-in-law. My mother-in-law went to Bibo again. I don't know whether Uncle Zhang bought a big cake or Uncle Li bought a big cake.
4 1. This is a silkworm and that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves and cicadas often sing in the forest.
42. The paper is wrapped in fine silver thread, and there are 4444 small dead lice skins lying on the fine silver thread.
43. There is a drum hanging on the wall. There is a tiger painted on the drum. The tiger grabbed the drum and took a piece of cloth to mend it. I don't know whether to mend the drum or the tiger.
44. Mouth says legs, legs say mouths, mouths say legs love running errands, legs say mouths love selling mouths. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.
45. What's the total of seven plus one and one minus? Seven plus one, minus one, plus or minus seven.
46. broadsword to broadsword, broadsword to broadsword, broadsword to broadsword.
47. You are diligent, and I am diligent. Together, the soil turns into gold. Workers and peasants are brothers, like a family.
48. The long worm turns around the brick pile and finishes drilling the brick pile.
49. Three mountains and four waters, four waters around three mountains; Three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.
50. HQ instructed 40 people, including Shi Lian, the company commander of the fourth regiment, to arrive at HQ on time at 4: 44 on 10, and the teachers held a swearing-in meeting.
5 1. There is a noodle restaurant whose door faces south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging on it. Remove the blue cotton curtain and the noodle restaurant door faces south. Hang the blue cotton curtain, the noodle restaurant or the door faces south.
52. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They come to compare their eyes. I don't know whether round eyes or round eyes are better than round eyes.
53. There are thick green legs in front of the mountain and thick green legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.
54. There are two geese by the river, the white goose and the gray goose. Oh, oh, they love singing. They are thirsty and hungry. They hold their heads high and suck moths. Moths can't peck the coast to find their nests. The grass nest was dark and short, so we had to cross the river. The river is really warm, and I can't go hungry any more. I am really happy to travel and sing love songs with peace of mind.
55. Xiao Guo drew a red flower and Xiao Ge drew a yellow flower. Xiaoguo wants to exchange his red flower for his little brother's yellow flower, and the little brother exchanges his yellow flower for Xiaoguo's red flower.
56. Mother-in-law and Mammy came to the hillside. Mother-in-law silently picked mushrooms, while Mammy silently pulled out radishes. Mother-in-law took a broken dustpan, Mammy took a thin basket, Mother-in-law picked a small mushroom with a half dustpan, and Mammy pulled out a big radish with a basket. Mother-in-law picks mushrooms to make cakes, and mother sells radishes to buy steamed bread.
57. There is a Yellow River in Class One, and a Kelly in Class Two. The Yellow River and Kelly are engaged in writing, the Yellow River is engaged in woodcut, and Kelly writes poetry. The Yellow River helped Kelly write poems, and Kelly helped the Yellow River make woodcuts. Thanks to their cooperation, the Yellow River completed woodcuts and Kelly wrote poems.
58. There is a sun in the sky, a stone in the ground, a tongue in the mouth and five fingers in the hand. Whether it is the scorching sun in the sky, the hard stone in the ground, the soft tongue in the mouth, the fingers in the hand, or the scorching sun, the hard stone, the soft tongue and the fingers, they are all practicing their tongues.
59. The paper was wrapped in fine silver thread, and there were 4,444 small dead lice skins lying on the fine silver thread.
60. Purple sand plate, shark's fin, cooked shark's fin, raw shark's fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain. Interesting tongue twister
6 1. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the Shishi Temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.
62. Teacher Shi, accompany me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. I thank teacher Shi.
63. Fourteen's master walked thirty-three miles. I walked 33 miles, did 44 things and spent 44 hours writing 33 words.
64. Copper spoon hot oil, iron spoon cold oil, copper spoon hot oil cold oil, iron spoon cold oil hot oil. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon. ;
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