I heard a joke before, about a person who wrote a letter to his mother, but ended up writing "Lao Niang" instead of "Old Wolf" throughout the text. Does anyone remember the full version?

Isn’t this a story told by the teacher in elementary school?,,, haha:

In a remote tropical rain forest, there was a particularly sloppy caterpillar, which the friends called He is a sloppy bug.

This morning, the alarm clock rang for most of the day, but Hu Chong was still too sleepy to open his eyes, so he reached out and turned off the alarm clock and continued to sleep. When he got up, he looked at the alarm clock and saw it was 7:50. After shouting "Oh my god", he hurried downstairs. Before his mother could call him, he quickly picked up his father's breakfast and put it in his mouth. Rise put on one shoe and rushed to school.

When he arrived at school, the bell had already rang. He was originally a student in Class 4 (1), but he went to Class 3 (1). He hurriedly ran back to his class. He returned to his seat, lowered his head and found that not only did he not hold the "drum set", but he also held a "duck egg". "Oh, God's will!" Sloppy Chong sighed. After a quick look, "school" was written as "Xueqiao"; "inside" was written as "fruit surface"; "water town" was written as "watery"; even the title of the essay was written wrong--"I hate it the most." "Old Wolf" was written as "I hate my mother the most."

After class, Mahu Chong saw his classmates playing games, so he also went over to play. As he was playing, he made a "hiss" sound and his pants tore. It turned out that he wore the pants from the year before last, but now he couldn't tolerate the sloppiness anymore, so he fell apart. He blushed with embarrassment and wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

At the weekend of this week, Ma Huchong decided to change his past, so he wrote a weekly diary "I want to make Zhichong." He actually wanted to write "I Want to Be a Serious Man", but he still couldn't change his carelessness.